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Post 10000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

1. Run around the store yelling, "WAL-MART SUCKS!"

2: Come to work in your Target uniform.

3. By bumping into people.

4. Dart around suspiciously with a backpack on.

(Added effect, hum the Mission Impossible theme.)

5. Putting protection in random peoples carts.

6. Sample all the food.

7. Film inside without permission

that has happened to me IRL

Being a union boss

9.start riding a bike they sell there all around the store even out of the toy/bike aisle screaming out loud COMING THROUGH!!!

10.switch around items in peoples carts when the people arnt looking.

Light something on fire and when you get kicked out say " it was to motavate people to move faster"

12. Wave your dick around.

Kick the store in the dick.

14. Steal a hoveround and race your friends.

15. Dress up as a panda and piss off the cashiers while they're working.

16:

17:Being dead (god damn security says i cant move without muscles i showed him how to move without nerves)

18: try to hold all their limes.

19: Enter clad in armor, on a horse.

20. Come in with a flak jacket SWAT composed of you and your friends holding NERF guns.

21. Flashing the middle finger in every security camera.

22. Go in demanding service because you are wearing a shirt and shoes; the sign, however, didn't mention pants.

Set up a tent and fill it with knives, snacks, and sleeping gear. Then invite any passing customers inside for smores, especially the little kids.

25. Walk like a turtle EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

26. do this

27. Get three friends and split into 2 teams. One from each team sits in the cart and the others push them. Race around store. It helps to obnoxiously make racecar noises.

28. When asked, "Paper or Plastic?", say Metal.

29. Go up to one of the speaker phones, dial #96 or #966, wait for the peep. Say what ever you want.

30. Pee on the floor and pretend you spilled lemonade.

31 Walk in wearing a bloodstained straightjacket and giggling like a psycho.

32. Bring a signboard that says, "WALMART BACKWARDS IS TRAMLAW". And then smack it on the cashier.

33. Sneezing on the produce and then putting it in someones cart.

(I actually saw this happen once)

34. Kill someone and eat their flesh.

35. Go to the toy asile and have a lightsaber battle with some friends.
[lol! I actually have done this then ran out of the store before security came.]

36. Extreme couponing. True IRL story

36. Running around knocking stuff of the shelves.

37. Run around wildly in the store until you bump into someone. When you bump into a person fall onto the ground and start flailing violently while screaming out incomprehensible babble. If someone tries to help you, get up really quickly and shove them saying "tag, your it" then run away to the other side of the store and repeat the process.

38. Hide ontop of the freezers and then jump out into the asile infront of an old lady and run off.

39. Get a job there. Dress like pyramid head for your first day.

40. Dress up like Pedobear, then tell kids they can have candy if they go into your van.

41. Bring a fake million-dollar check, and ask, got any change?

41. Doing this in the toy isle:
http://gawker.com/5703815/man-banned-from-wal+mart-for-masturbating-in-the-toy-aisle

42. Shitting on floor instead of using the toilet.

43. Open the door, get on the floor, and walk like a dinosaur. Naked.

44. Play violent video games with the sound on max and yelling obscenities.

45. Do a barrel roll in the frozen food.

46. Switch the "Men" and "Women" signs on the bathroom doors.

47. Walk up to people speaking gibberish as you were asking a question in another language. Wait for there response and, no matter what they do, run off and curl up in the fetal position while crying and babbling gibberish.