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"Ok then." Natsuru said stepping away from the group. "Probeing Magic! Come Forth!"

90 multicolored spheres of light appeared around Natsuru and scattered in all directions.

Natsuru sat down cross legged. "I'm a bit defenseless in this state. Make sure nothing happens to me."

What? He didn't have hands? Anditsnice.

Wheatley, you are the only person who can act pervy and still be loveable at the same time.

Pwnzer grinned wickedly.
"Since everyone decided to kill most of my cultists, I'm forced to play one of my trump cards: BRING OUT THE UBERCHARGED REDSHIRT CYBORGS!!!!!"

Kasrkai sat under his box, absently chewing a rock as he watched the destruction.

As everyone is occupied, Boomer, still hell bent on world domination, charges a Hyper Beam. The Super Metroid one. Not that pansy ass Pokemon one. As his giant shoop da whoop cannon charges, it plays, TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHAFUCKA in morse code repeatedly. However, Boomer, being the insane, possible masochist he is, (he also likes speaking in 3rd person) aims at his own camp, with an incredibly loud, english, TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKKAAAAAAAA!!! However, since he was in the cockpit of the cannon, he was not harmed.

Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location,

SMG: Heh, morons. Takes sip of purple drank

They should've made thier own reality while they could.

And then, SMG was incapacitated by a Troll's Rick Astley grenade.

My reality is immune to any thing outside of it. So nothing happened. Ever.

Mind your own reality.

Doctor Pwnzer laughed as he continually released one genocide plan after another. With all of them destroyed or only having 1% of their intended outcome, he was rather pissed. However, he noticed something odd in his security cameras…

A orb of light roamed the hallways of Pwnzers lair, searching. Passing though walls like a ghost, it eventually reached Pwnzers central command station.

Natsuru opened her eyes. "I found him!" She shouted. She flew up into the air, wings of judgement outspread. "Fire the Orbital Friendship Cannon!"

The cannon fired, hitting Natsuru directly. Absorbing the entire laser into her, she glew like a star, illuminating the entire battlefield. Spellcircles gathered in front and around her, working together in a clockwork fashion. "MASTER SPARK!!!" The first spark flew toward Pwnzers base, barely scratching the hull. "DOUBLE SPARK!!!!" A double layered spark started to dig into the base. "DRAGON METEORITE!!!!"

Pwnzer screamed and began to run out of his command room.

"FINAL SPAARRRK!!!!" The base tore apart, and began to self destruct. "FIVE LAYERED SURE SHOT MASTER SPARK!!!" "LUNATIC SPARK!!!" "DIVINE SPARK!!!" "STARLIGHT BREAKING SPAAAARRRK!!!"
The base was obliterated. And Pwnzer along with it.

Natsuru ran out of power, and slowly floated back to earth exausted.

Unexpectedly, a Hyperbeam shot Natsuru without her expecting it, and she fell limply to earth.

RussianFedora ran over to catch Natsuru, and unwittingly fell to the ground along with her.

"Oh god, who did this?" He asked. Of course, no one answered, as no one knew.

RussianFedora laid Natsuru on the ground and rose up into the air. He charged fire in his fists and small orbs of light created continuous streams of energy flowing from his heart to his hands. Eventually, he was completely turned into energy, and he shot himself straight into the air, and exploded.

The beautiful shockwave smothered the entire Earth in rejuvenating energy, and from the many orbs of power killing off any view, a paradise was created. Everything was back to normal now, and the world was at peace, even more of a paradise than before.

RF sacrificed himself for the lives of billions. He will be remembered.

The reaper rose from the ashes to see a beautiful world full of plants and hated it,"This world does not deserve to survive it is full of too many sinners, SO I WILL BE IT PURIFICATION!" Darkness crept over the land killing all plants and turning it into a hard volcanic rock and not in cruelty, not in wrath,The Reaper came that day and took the flowers away. This world will die and with it all sinners will be destroyed. (Sorry for the late post i was sleeping :P)

That-guy just sat there watching. Eyup…just watching, for now.
"It was them Pokemanz. That hyper beam looked familiar." That-guy said, commenting on the blast that hit Natsuru.

RussianFedora didn't say anything, because if you don't remember, HE FREAKING EXPLODED TO SAVE EVERYONE, AND NOW THE WORLD IS BACK TO CHAOS.

flying as swiftly as he could larrz swooped in and caught the falling human. not sure if she was still alive, he flew her over to a nearby plateau.

as the ground beneath him slowy turned to ashen rock larrz cursed under his breath

"King applebloom is going too far this time."

pulling a glowing orb out of his pack larrz placed it next to the human. while he waited for the healing effects to work he quickly scanned the horizon for the source of the lands affliction.

As Wsx sprinted out towards the reaper, HappyClap kicked the ghost of RF in the penis to shut him up and teach him humility. (it didnt work). Staring at the undead monster, Wsx drew two long scythes of his own. He pulled one around the lord of deaths back, followed by a kick in the pancreas that tore the reaper in two at the hip. All of the sudden, twelve undead scythers appeared from the shadows.
"Come at me, gentlemen."

Omomon grabs his machete and ask
"Can I join you Wsx?"

"Okie dokie lokey!" Wsx responded as he absentmindedly threw a scythe into one the the approaching pokemons kidneys.
Stabbing and slashing left and right, Omonom and Wsx quickly defeated the group.
"Holy crabs in a crumpet!" shouted Omonom as he noticed a groudon approaching from behind.
All of the sudden, Happy impaled groudon with his tusks, right in the liver, and sent 128 trillion volts of electricity lancing through and incinerating the legendary pokemon.

Natsuru awoke. "Why am I still alive?"

She glew pure white on against the dead earth. "I guess my job isn't done yet… sorry Amatarasu, some other time."

She stood up and viewed the final battle against King Apple Bloom. This was going to be an endless battle, until the entire planet was dead or the Death was defeated.

"So many people. Taken away by him. They must be furious at their early deaths."

Natsuru began singing, as the spirits of the earth, heaven, and hell stirred.

"Jeezuz! Is it dead?"
Asked Omomon.

That-guy Rainbow Dash saluted and hit the big red button. Firing another round of the Orbital Friendship Cannon into Applebloom.

glancing at the human larrz spoke

"ah good your awake, im going to need your help."

"What do you need help with?"

"yes, did you see the part where I said 128 TRILLION volts?" Wsx sarcastically retorted. "Not even my evil stepmother could live through that."

points off into the distance

"as you can see King applebloom has just been struck by the orbital friendship cannon for the second time. its obviously not working and neither will breaking his physical form"

pulling an ancient tomb from his pack larrz opens it up to a page showing a large intricate symbol

"the only way to deal with him permanently is to banish him with this symbol, we have to get him to stand on it. it is his Real name bound in a language long lost to mortals, its ancient magics will send him back to his own realm and keep him there."

larrz pulls out a digging tool and stands

"you seem to be a capable fighter, i need you to to lure him onto the symbol. i will begin carving it here, its the only flat land big enough to fit the symbol."

RussianFedora slapped Happyclap right on the cheek.

"You need to learn respect" Said RussianFedora.

Then, the ghost of RussianFedora sprinted right at Appleboom, jumped at him, and pushed him, along with himself, into the side of a mountain. Then, RussianFedora backflipped back, charged a laser in his hands, and shot Appleboom right in the heart. It pierced through the skeleton, and damaged him, but Appleboom was still alive.

"God you're tough, Appleboom" Said RF.

Natsuru jumped into the battlefeild. "Miss me?" She asked as several lights appeared around her. "64792 arrows of light!"

This was childsplay, as this was even more basic than Fireball or Lighting. Appleboom spun his scyth around, easily blocking the oncomeing storm of light. This left his back open to Wxdas and Omomon…

As Mr. J was still sitting there waiting for his pizza, he couldn't help but notice a big rock in the vast horizon.
He ran over to read the inscription.
"THIS IS THE GAME, AND EVERYONE LOSES."

larrz was working on the the finishing touches of the circle when he noticed a shadow being cast. looking to the horizon he sees a large rock with large print on it.

"the game? don't people know that i can't hurt you if you don't care?"

goes back to working on the circle, more important things to think about.

Natsuru's spell had ended. "Ok, lets see how you handle this!"

Natsuru jumped into the air as her arms glew red. "FIREBALL!"

A thousand fireballs shot in all directions, redirecting themselves at King Apple Bloom. He tried to block them, but was caught on fire never the less. "LIGHTNING!" The spell hit it's mark. Apple Bloom laughed as he waved his scythe, extinguishing the flame.

Several hundred butterflies surrounded Natsuru "Illusion Laser!!" Each of the butterflies shot a beam of light at the King.

Taking the opportunity, Wsx crouched over behind Natsuru as Omonom pushed her backwards, causing her to fall over. Laughing their asses off, they ran away.

"JERK! YOU WHERE SUPPOSE TO ATTACK HIM!"

Natsuru ninja jumped back up. "Flame Tornado!"

The tornado appeared in Wsxdas's path and ran over him, and strait toward King Apple Bloom. Apple Bloom sliced at the tornado, dispelling it, while severing Wsxdas's arm.

Omomon, in confusion, swipes his machete, severing Natsusur's right index finger, middle finger and ring finger.

(Thanks guys for taking over while i was busy) "You humans are very crafty, but youll never defeat me, MY IMMORTAL ARMY COME WE WILL EXTINGUISH THE HUMANS!!!!"
The undead army now approached Natsuru at a alarming rate and each and every one of them was as invincible as the reaper.
"Now as for you brown pony…"
He then charged strait towards Larrz With his scythe held high but noticed that he was crafting a familiar circle, he recognized it from his study's from when he was young.
"So they plan to trap me?"
The reaper waited for the pony's next move, lets hope it saves his life.

Boomer jumps out of his cockpit. He says, "Just as planned." He uses the cannon's epic metal gear style legs and starts walking to the MLP camp. TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHAFUCKA is the only thing that can be heard for miles. Boomer sees Omomon and attempts to blast him with a Hyper Beam. Spoiler alert: He misses.

Holding his arm in his other arm, Wsx runs up to boomer and slaps him thrice upon the spleen. Throwing books and oranges at the angry pokebro, Wsx didn't realize the cat jump on him and give a motivational speech about pancakes.

The reaper was tired of waiting and cast a spell,
"Wasckt' folck notchai gharitinomtu…"
A black ball formed im his hands the sky grew dark, animals who where left on the battle field ran in fear, and rocks rose from the ground.
"ETAGLOC!!!!!"
A purple beam shot out of the palm of his hands It took all sound and broke the ground like butter.
it was enormous.

anticipating King applebloom's attack larrz whipped out a small tablet and tossed it at the bolt, absorbing its magic and pulling in Applebloom

"gotcha!"

larrz then quickly fled the circle

"Well. I guess it's time for the BIGGER gun."
That-guy opened a compartment on the designator and pressed that button. Moving the the 2nd planned prototype of the Orbital Friendship Cannon. Then lazing Boomer and Wsxdas and Applebloom as the targets, he pressed the button twice, the laser fired instantly. And right on mark with 120% accuracy.

"Damn!" the reaper was pulling away but the magic was too great but he remebered that the circle can only take so many victims,"Men jump into the circle clog it up!"
His men ran towards the circle taking up its capacity and depleting his magic, but his men could not last forever. The reaper focused his power into his body and sprout majestic wings that gleamed black as ebony and flew with all his strength. He then saw a blast coming and could not dodge it he though quickly and opened a portal to the nether. The blast entered the portal harmless to anyone.

realizing he had only one hope larrz rushed the reaper. using his digging tool to chop at his eyes
"immortal or not you still need your eyes!"

He shattered his(BOSS) glasses and saw that behind the really cool shades that he has empy sockets.

(If this isnt okay ill remove it^^^)
Stare into his eyes and entered his mind shattering his sanity and his common sense.

The blue eyes of the Pegasus go wide, then return to normal, but something has changed, they are now a bright red.A wide grin spreads on his face as the pegasus takes the reapers head and twists it sharpy in 360 degrees. grabbing the reapers neck with his teeth larrz dives into the portal, cackling all the way.

"Great what a great idea me." He was under the clutches of an insane pony and did not know what would happen next.
His body was in stationary mode so it could defend itself.
His men saw that he was in distress and ran into the portal to rescue their master while others stayed to fight Natsuru and defend their ruler.

While Boomer ended up living, his cannon was destroyed. He pulled out a rocket launcher, and fired at that-guy's orbital friendship cannon, and muttered, "fucking bronies." However, as the cannon isn't even a physical object, it sustained no damage.

Natsuru got back up, fingers regrown. "I'm not done yet."

Natsuru now turned her attention to the army of undead. "Your souls are unhappy about you turning against humanity." Natsuru said as her invisible singing continued to gather more spirits. They rushed into her back, forming into rainbow wings.

"Sacred Powers, cast your purifying light upon these souless bodies, REST IN PEACE BITCHES!! JUDGEMENT!"

Lasers rained down from the sky, directly striking each member of the undead army, Omomon, and King Apple Bloom.

"Hey Applebloom, the blast went through that portal. Whatever was in that portal is now completely destroyed. And form the looks of it, it was mighty important to you."
That-guy said smirking.

The reapers body then knew that this blast was powerful so it cast a shield made from the bones of and flesh of many animals to defend him and some men but sadly the shield wasn't big so may of his men where destroyed. In the nether there where many horrible beast and invincible ghast that where displeased with that guys actions and swarmed him.

Boomer sees Natsuru and goes towards her. He uses his portable Hyper Beam cannon and blasts her directly in the face.

The reapers body cast a spell to bring back the fallen warriors at the battle field and gained many new allys and beasts.
Then the reapers body used as much magic as he could muster and summoned a Darkness Dragon that was enormous and wings twice as big with powerful muscles and razor sharp teeth.
The reapers body then rest.
The dragon inhaled and many birds where caught in the powerful lungs of the dragon and breathe a unbelievably hot fire at Natsuru