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the realm of darkness larrz had dragged applebloom into was only illuminated by the light gushing in from the portal and the energy seeping from applebloom. "tacos! i should really wash my clothes. did i mail that letter. this marshmallow is hard" thought larrz through his insanity.

suddenly a thought occurs to him "i don't like it here" "and neither do i!" he said, letting go of applebloom. using his wings larrz propelled himself towards the portal, getting nicked and scratched by the falling undead. "feels like lettuce" he mumbled as he flung himself out of the portal.

the energy from the portal went through his mind like a jolt and shocked a word from his old subconscious "shea-tagooth!" shouted larrz as wandered off, his insanity driving him in random directions

The reapers head lay there and called for beast of anykind to help him, eventually a goblin came and tried to pick him up but kept kicking him father away.
"IDIOT BEND OVER AND PICK ME UP OR ILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU COULD DIE!!"
The goblin followed his orders and picked up the reapers head.
"Now take through the portal i need to fight."
The goblin didnt know what hit him.

That-guy, scratched up, closed the portal before Applebloom could return.
"Now to clean up the rest of the beasts." That-guy said.

Before That-guy could turn around the reapers body came and stabbed him in the chest with his scythe and stole his soul. Then open the portal and got his head,"What a foolish pony I should have never made him worthy I wont be making that mistake again." Then closed the portal and left for the battle field.

for the longest time the words larrz had spoken had done nothing, but when the boundry of the symbol had been broken the portals magics had begun to leak out. the words power had hung in the air and now manifested themselves through the portals energy.

it took the form of a giant hand made of the same energies as the portal. its purpose the same as the symbols original intent it crawled after applebloom

The dragons fire dispersed, Natsuru had barely used Hells Refining Fire in time. The hyper beam was also absorbed into her. "Judgement"

Though the incantation was the same, the spell fired off completely different, obliterating anyone within a few yards of her (Boomer) and shattered most of the undead army.

Natsuru charged at Apple Bloom, but dodged underneath. "Magic Missle!"

Apple Bloom writhed in pain as his darkness took damage.

Then, Natsuru saw it, the spellcircle of sealing. With enough power she could now create it.

Natsuru jumped away, and started gathering spirits again.

That-guy then opened up the portal with the Milhouse rowbar, then crowbared Appleblllom and tok his soul back, then elaving the portal.
"Now you're thinking with portals." That-guy said placing his soul back in himself.

The dragon quickly sweeped her across the ground with its powerful arm and sent her flying in the opposite direction.

larrz was flying around, once again holding his glowing orb when he flew up to the dragons face.
he stared intently at the dragons eyes as if focusing with every fiber of his being, his insane red eyes wide as the moon.

then with a grin held out his orb and said "peanut butter is my favorite instrument" smashing the orb upon his own forehead the resulting energy sent a shockwave out, its magics having mixxed effects on the many creatures in a 15 mile radius

As Natsuru was unable to control her flight anymore, she looked back at the dragon. "INDIGNATION!!!!"

The dragon died instantly.

"Looks like I'm blasting off!" Natsuru said before going out of sight, leaving the impression of a star.

"ITS TIME TO FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH MY ULTIMATE MOVE!!!!"
Throws glasses at Larrz

eyes glowing bright but still quite insane larrz looked right at applebloom
"looks like someone left the seat up!"
rearing back he roared at applebloom, a dense beam of light shot at applebloom, knocking the glasses out of the way and hitting applebloom dead center

(Tell me if this isnt okay and ill remove it^^^)

regardless of appleblooms actions larrz only opens his mouth wider and wider, the beam getting stronger and stronger

That-guy then threw combustible lemons at Applebloom.

"ALRIGHT LETS HAVE IT!" As he blocked it with his hand and sent it back out the other one destroying him in the blast.He teleports That-guy to another dimension.
"Now all that left is that female."
The reaper then fly's looking for Natsuru.

beneath the smoldering corpse of the great dragon a brown Pegasus weakly frees himself from the claw of the fallen beast. his fro all but burnt away and a red slash on his forehead he struggles to comprehend what has happened.

"did it work?" larrz said

as he looked up to the sky he saw the reaper, alive but wounded
"damn, there is only one thing left to do…"

That-guy then came flying out of another portal holding giant rainbow scythe. That-guy then slashed Applebloom with it.
"FREINDSHIP, FUCK YEAH!"

Wounded and beaten The reaper did the only thing he could do:

And destroyed That-guy

taking advantage of That-Guy's distracting attack the pegasus charged applebloom and tackled him. he didn't let go for anything, not when they hit the ground, and not when applebloom began to claw at him.

The reaper started to suck out Larzz life force and energy as he cluched to him. Larzz didnt know what was happening to him as The reaper slowly killed him.

Natsuru stood several miles away, just above the cloud line. Millions of large multicolored spellcircles surrounded her and revolved around her like a storm of gears. She had never created this many spellcircles before, but the vengeful spirits continued to lend her their strength.

Natsuru saw the Reaper fly toward her. "Let's send a greeting shall we."

Lasers erupted from the ground and from behind King Apple Bloom. It was deadly but easily dodged.

Natsuru laughed as Apple Bloom saw the storm of 1 Billion spellcircles of Bullet Hell. Nothing would get though them, not even a teleportation spell.

"Come at me bro!" Natsuru said calmly as the storm of bullets filled every last inch of the sky.

larrz only gripped tighter as his energy drained away his eyes never dulling for a second.

Pwnzer rose from the ruins, somehow and inexplicably survivng the destruction.
"Thank god….they didn't destroy the SEPULCHROBOMB! (they'll never find it till it's too late….)."
Pwnzer stubbed his toe on a wooden crate.
"Ow! Futhermucker that hurts!"
He examined the crate.
"Oh, hell yeah!"
The mad cult leader/swordsman/inventor/wanna-be nihilistic tyrant pulled a black and purple grenade-like device out of the crate.
"My Neg-Karma Grenades! I've been looking for these!"
Doctor Pwnzer cackled.
"These little suckers explode with the power of pure hatred!"
Pwnzer pulled a megaphone out of nowhere and screamed.
" IIIIIIIII'MMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Doctor IS IN, MOTHAFUCKAHS! As long is there is hating and haters, I WILL LIVE! I AM THE GODDAMN SCENERYCHEWING NARMTASTIC, TROPERIFFIC MADMAN THAT EVEYBODY LOOOOOOVVVVESSSS TO HATE!

That-guy hit the gorund with a thud.
"What are you, retarded or something? I'm the goddamn batman! Er…Batmare!" That-guy yelled stnding up.
"Well not really Batmare and all. But you won't beat me Applebloom."
That-guy then grabbed every single neg-karma grenade Pwnzer had and threw them at Applebloom.

As natsuru did her attack she pronounced"1 BILLON SPELLCIR-*"
And then The reaper stopped her with his glasses and did his most powerful move:
(Skip to 0:50 so it makes sense.)

just as applebloom was about to perform his move larrz with the last of his strength snapped the reapers spine with the pure force

"that should slow you down long enough"

The reaper ignored the pain and continued with all his will.

"damnit why won't you go down" in a fit of rage larrz bites the broken section of appleblooms spine and rips it clean apart to tear the reaper into two pieces before finnaly succumbing to the reaper's touch.

The reaper then cast the pony's body in the nether to rot and burn for the rest of time.

"Look, I'm glad you blew up a pony, bud, but did you have to use ALL the grenades?"

"Im dieing once again but im not about to stop here!" He then rose in to the air…

He destroyed all in his path.

Natsuru quickly stood back up, glowing white. She had slipped between the boundary of Life and Death, nothing could touch her now. The circles reignited as if they where never touched.

"LAST WORD!! SEALING SIGN!!! LUNATIC BULLET HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

King Apple Bloom looked up as the storm of bullets engulfed him, destroying his body and sealing him away. "NOOOOO!!!!!"

The spellstorm subsided, and Natsuru no longer stood there. "I'm coming Amatarasu…"

“damn, that was my favorite body” said the ghost of larrz as it sat in limbo
“time to call upon the powers over another dimension" he said quietly
suddenly the sky turned orange and a whirlwind of fire was over the battlefield. a ball of flames flew from the heavens and crashed. the flames whispered, their master had arrived.

(At least i beat that guy and Pwnser!) The reaper was destroyed and for the first time he felt peace and said,"Thank you…." as he faded away.

"Hudda hudda huh!" said larrz walking upright in the form of a pyro
"hmmph?" he mumbled wondering where applebloom went
"mopmh cmhon!" he yelled through his mask.

"so much for that" he thought

"ACtually no I'm still ok." That-guy said waving to Applebloom.

"Also yes Pwnzer, every grenade was needed."

Come on dude be a good sport.

"Did you not just hear me say that I am as eternal as hate? YOU DARE DENY MY MADDENINGLY GODLY POWER!?!? RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

looks at pwnzer disinterestedly
"hudda" he said as he pulled out a flare gun and shot pwnzer

Fine but I return. You can't keep a good pony down.
That-guy walked out of a portal from nether.

"I'm ok, I only got teleported. But not after getting beat severely with sticks and such." That-guy said covere din banadages.

Well uh not to be mean but there is no portal after i died all my magic went away along with my army.

larrz explodes

(cya in respawn some other time )

Oh. Ok.
That-guy sat on a warped rock inside some twisted dimension of Applebloom.
"This ain't no Adventure Time, I tell you waht. Now how to get out."
That-guy pondered.

(Bout time somebody wrote this.)
Epiloge: 30 years later.

No longer did a city stand in that valley. What took the city's place was a small park and memorial with statues of all the people who took place in that battle.

There is a local legend that the ghost of a man wearing a Fedora patrols the park at night, and talks in a Russian accent, however everything he seems to say is complete gibberish. He has also been spotted on occasion in the rest stop zone, near the McDonald's.

In the middle of the park, a freakishly large cherry tree grew almost 4 ft a year, and currently stands at least 120ft tall. Every year that tree was always first to bloom, with the rest of the plants following suit almost immediately. Children rumor that the spirit of a pretty lady watches over that tree, but unlike the Fedora man's appearances, nobody has given photographic evidence.

Epilogue of That-guy: Eventually That-guy escaped the Nether to return to KYM. Upon his return he was met with absolute horror. Nothing was left, no memes, no ponies, no pokemanz, nothing. Just peices of the war and what had happened, those who were remembered, those who were there. It seemed like That-guy was the only pony left no, or brony, in KYM, what was left of it. "How could this happen?" He muttered every now and then.

(Ending set to this soundtrack.)

Eventually people noticed he was one of the statues. And gathering a following from it, and form that he spoke of what had happened. That-guy then just left what remained, couldn't bearing what happened, and moved on to new lands, the bronies part of Memebase welcoming him.

Epilogue of Wheatley:

And whatever happened to that quirky core? That intelligence dampening sphere caught in the middle of a conflict that destroyed the world, resurrected it, destroyed it again, then had some lag issues before it went back online?

No one knows for sure. Some say, the force of all those epic attacks he only paid half attention to blasted him right back into space. Others claim he was a casualty of war.

Spoiler Alert:
He's in space.

(OK, im gonna write my epilogue, but first, you may ask is where was the real SEPULCHROBOMB! was? The answer is this: Doctor Pwnzer surgically implanted it into his abdomen so no one would find it! He WAS the SEPULCHROBOMB! )
Epilogue:
(Note: set to this,

)
Pwnzer looked up from his workbench. Wow, 30 years had passed already? He sighed, and the usual pain in his torso from the near-fatal flare gun attack he took surged up, along with the pain form removing the SEPULCHROBOMB! from his stomach.
"Ooof.." grunted The former mad scientist sat down, waiting for the pain to subside.
"What the hell was I thinking back then?" pondered the now-grown man, laughing. "Hahaha….overlord of KYM? If only all teens had that much ambition….."
Pwnzer looked up at the wall. It was covered in photos and newspaper clippings: one headline read "Osaka Army Falls Apart". Another: "MLP Fandom Has Mass Exodus, 'Bronies' Change Their Lifestyles."
Photos of him looking somber at Natsuru-chan's (NAtsuru-kun's? Pwnzer never really knew what gender Nats was) statue. Everyone in a big huddle at the KYM group's last picnic before the Dividing War. A tear stained news article announcing the 'meme-morial' as they called it.A photo of Pwnzer looking calm but joyful the day he was released from the mental hospital. Him holding up the Generic Popstar Annihilation Ray, which ironically got him a Nobel Peace prize.. Another photo of him meeting a gray-haired Billie Joe Armstrong. Photos of him standing next to Doctor Stein and Doctor Insano, all three of them wearing t-shirts reading "We're not crazy, every one else is just too boring!"
Pwnzer looked at the clock. Time to head on out.

He sat down underneath the massive cherry tree in the park.The children stopped and stared at him: there went the Not-Mad-Anymore Doctor Pwnzer, who went from being the local bogeyman to an urban legend to the guy they were just now putting in the history books.

Pwnzer laid his cane on to the grass and sat down in the shade.

"Hey Nats. I know you- or at least, your spirit- can hear me. I just wanna say….I'm sorry I got into this, and i'm sorry i hurt you."

A tear rolled down his cheek. He smiled.
"I remember the old days…."
With that Pwnzer took a final breath. 5 years later, a humble plaque was created and put in the park, as per his will.

No. And if the burly Russian is me, double no.

Epilogue of RussianFedora, in First Person:
The war was over. I watched over all of it, horrid is all I can say of this war. Now, I watch over the people of the new land. Some say they saw me, and many people "believe" in me. There have also been some pictures taken of me, just walking around, making sure the world is at peace. Some children are afraid of me, and that makes me upset. I tried to calm one child by walking over to his house and explaining I'm not hostile."

"He was deemed crazy by normal society. Not really what I was planning on, but he'll be fine."

"One day, I heard from my good friend Wheatley, a distress call from space. I traveled up to space to rescue the poor soul, and brought him back down to earth so he could live in peace. I still have no idea to this day how he can float in Earth's atmosphere."

"Well, that's how I live the rest of my days. Keeping the peace, enjoying the park, conversing with Natsuru and That-guy and the other war survivors, whenever they come over."

"I do have one special friend-spirit though. His name is Pwnzer. He's a very nice man, and I have much fun conversing with him. He's a great sport."

"Some guy wants to start another war, involving aliens. I'm not going to let that happen."

f*** that story.