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You, Natsuru, is so sexy I reached the top of the third page.

Mister J is defiantly sexy enough for a Page Get.

You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

Watashi wa anata ga daisukidesu.

Desu.

です

I don't know what you just said but I find it very sexy.

THAT FACE
JUST TAKE ME ALREADY

The sadness in your eyes… It makes me moist.

Omg! Those colors are so hot, and that sexy blonde hair. Wow, Kalmo you are a sexy beast of power. You even got a shield, you are my hero! If I could make love to such hotness, it would be to one of the most sexy songs evar:

Why? Because you look so yummy. Like candy.

I… fucking.. LOVE your top hat!

I really admire your sword.

Do you have any plans tonight? If you do thats too bad, because I am takeing you home with me regardless.

Can I come with? I might have a few party tricks to pull from my hat…

Indubitably. I will LOL at that, good sir.

He looks like a rapist…

(oh shit, I think I just made a meme here…)

Since I can't edit, its too late I would liketo just say I would rather say this:

"oh shit, I think I just got something good here…"

I say this cause you can't just make memes like that… They have to grow into one. So my statement was wrong. Now I have corrected myself before someone else has. That is all.

my body is ready

I like Pepsi too!

Dat Face!

OHHHHHHH
You touched my tralala.

My 'Tralala' is a bit 'special'. Have you seen it? I need it for this topic, this song might give you some ideas to where it is:

(Because frankly, I'm too lazy to find it)

The way you play that Violin is so sexy. ;)

I gives u a sexy.

Eh, annoying people turn me off.

You're pretty sexy for a toothpaste,you know?

Your calm face turns me on. How could you resist such eyes and hair. I haven't seen your tongue but I'm imagining it…

His dry sense of lulz makes my vagina feel like a desert.
But I'm ironic, so I like turn offs.

Really sexy.

a challenger is approaching…not good for me…

So turn off beekuz i'm too kinky to be into being so good at being so bad.

So I fap to little kids reading Dr. Seuss. And I'm a hairy old man, proabably lying about one of those two things.

You Amanda,
Your "Gold Member" should be changes to "Sexy lady"

Very much turn on, as I am fat old man with low self esteem and like being a sexy young girl. Faaaaaaa fafafafapapfapfap.

Ohhhh, not good for my old soul. So sick. Makes meh bettr.

I am going to to wax my nipple jungle.

Dat…feet..?

I'm lost in your nipple jungle, and many things are watching me, wanting to eat me. But the wax makes it even better. Adventure is what I strive for, and when I hear the calling for it. I jump in… Naked.

YOU ARE SO BAD. SPANK ME, I IZ OLD MAN TROLL WITH NEON SPIKY PUBES AND NAKED PLASTIC KYOOT BELLY.

Those are my old man feet.
They're… real. SO REAL.

I AM LICKING MY MONITOR, SEXY HAWT LEATHER STRAPS ON UR FEET BABY. ILL SPANK YAH TILL YOU ARE RED ALL OVAR.

But you will be already very red. Because of how turned on you are from my sweating feet. The look in your eyes make me think you want to get all the dirt under my toe nails and start snorting them out of my navel. I know cause you like it crazy. I know you are a old man, but in bed I call you 'girl'.

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THE THING IS, I AM SO SURPRISINGLY NORMAL, AM NOT SERIAL KILLER, AM JUST SO CONFUSING IT IS INTERESTING.

AND I HATE ANIME, AND THE INTERNET.

AM I A WOMAN TRAPPED IN THE REALITY OF AN OLD GAY MAN? AM I HUMAN? AM I DANCER?

Ancient fucking aliens. Very disappointing climax is so moe :')

I get off on pepul hating me.
Am such bad liar, am so stupid.

AM SUCH GOOD TROLL :'d

O WY GAWD?

God loves you, but no enough to answer that question. Because you are so sexy that if he spoke to you, you would know that he was turned on to your body's beauty.

SO right :'(

God, why must I fap to the possibility that I could very well be a new wave Jesus.

You made me seww pretty, it's just not fair.
MUST SAY HIDEOUS THINGS IN ORDER TO GET OFF.

Amanda you sexy beast, I love you and I will be giving you some sweet sexual suspense… by sleeping, when 'my body is ready' I'll make love to you in the mornin'. I know it sounds lame but I thought of you. Just fap to my moaning when I'm sleeping, because I'm dreamin' about you tonight.

PLEASE EXCEPT ME.

-SMK

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Touche, we will meet again in this twisted, spiritual supernova that is the information superhighway.

So until we meet again,

ssejjhhhgvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvoljmmmmmmmmmmmd

(My brand new kitteh will take over the internetz by typing things while I sleep)

By the time you awaken, this will all seem like a dream, and you will feel almost as violated as I feel when I gaze longingly at gifs of Alan Rickman and imagine him showering… with me.

A fat, 71 year old hair plug.

…Are you guys done?

I don't know D:

My entire life is like watching a bad pr0nography.

Very bitter, cold and unfulfilled.

…I´m just sayin´…

hugs onto Link doll Im afraid of this thread now…

There´s no need to be afraid…I´ll be gentle…

Life :'(

am traps. Need love, but can't get none. Not even from Mick Jagger :'(