I am now awake, but I don't have anything disturbing to sayā¦ Yetā¦ Probably because I'm falling into more traps then there are in every Metal Gear game ever made. Even Snake's Revenge.
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The key to true success in life is deadpool :)
It's like internet suicide, eating the troll alive in order to become the trolldad.
It's a good feeling, just let it happen.
Especially because I know that I am so far from crazy, and so far from being a hairy old man (:
Because only I have to know that those really are my feet in my picture :'D
1.
You really should shave those legs from time to time.
Roboseiseki, you do have hairy legs (; and I know I shouldn't be allowed to be as sexy as I am. I am a very rude, yet very happy person.
Problem?
Troll+Trap=0
0=impossible
To do something impossible is to create something impossible.
So I became a god and created hell for people who believe in 0.
Your name and title should be Amanda McHawtnsexy: Lord of Intercourse.
Back to the subject of saying disturbing things, I left a bunch of animal calls in your bed, because I know you like it when we act like animals. (even though we probably are)
I am so bad, so good (:
We are good at act like animals.
Bring happy raunchy me gusta intercourse back to the world (;
If I can't be sexy jesus of the world, I will be even sexier satan of the interwebz
:'3
^
Me gusta porque no te sabes si yo el hombre feo, la mujer bella or maybe I'm just the confused looking spidermanā¦ just like you.
Already know what's happening in your pants.
Quite possibly.
Reject conventional society, become success on internet and fail very hardā¦
In order to become hardcore pr0nstar in real life to achieve childhood dream.
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
For all you trap wanabes there is this steroid called estrogen. After it's initial muscle boosting effects wear off, you get some pretty feminine curves.
And tits.
I iz hated, because I go from noob to very stoopid to troll to kinky to evil to satan of interwebz to sucking alan rickman's wizard wand to WANNABE TRAP LOL
And I have the nerve to deadpool myself and start all over. Ohhhhhh your mind has moot.
There is only one option left for me, and it is to troll the christchild of trolls.
I trolld him by giving him the negative attention he craves, so done.
You're welcome for restoring the balance of the universe, I will wreck it worse next time.
Aww, feel so derp, as I am the jeffree star of the interwebz and am also such a cunt :3
Thank you .
I finally got rid of my weird boner and can deadpool in peace.
I'll be back in three minutes after I get over myself.
FAFAFAFAFFAAAAP
Nobody knows what to say after three hours of excruciating silence in teh lulforum.
le social awkward fap
Oh man, am I so hip now or what?
Mehā¦
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
Nosebleed
pug on toast
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I think someone just killed this thread.
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
grabs Mister J ABANDON THREAD! Runs to hotel
Not if I can straighten this thread!
Natsuru:11/5
Continue the thread,everyone.
I do have a lot of issues.
But so do you if you can ignore Jeffree Star, someone who uses the interwebz to promote the idea that "I want to be the one who makes little girls throw up their lunches, and little boys question their sexuality."
I think I am very scared to live on the same planet as people who are still very busy hating Hitler so that they can try not to deal with people like Jeffree Star. The people who love the interwebz will also hate Hitler, also not use the interwebz to kill a brand new Hitler.
Or Millie Brown. Or Lady Gagay.
All make me very schizophrenic, but they still get attention.
I am so proud of Kanye for rising above pussies and stealing Taylor Swift's moment for teh lulz. He should now face off with Jeffree Star because he is very good at dealing with childish little attention whores.
And with all the power 4chan has, they troll the most confused motherfuckers out there- a church based on science, greasy internet monkeys and rick astley.
I fire moot.
I new troll.
Human psychology is such a perversion.
We can watch drastic perversions of human psychology on television, the internet and in the media and become some sort of fear-ridden connoisseur of them for the shock value (creating websites dedicated to them, making āundergroundā satirical mockumentaries on them, etc) but when we are truly confronted with some unconventional, uncomfortable form of psychosis then everyone shies away with their tail in between their legs.
The option to exist within a completely hypothetical reality is the strictly platonic attitude that most schizophrenics have towards life and crawl from the sub-zero region of the social scale to the dumb-luck-oblivion-is-bliss moot that we call stardom.
I am so proud that I have an unhealthy distaste for reality so that I can conditionally pardon myself from it when things just get too fgsfds.
I hate the internet so much :D
Oh, and the Dark Knight was a shitty excuse for a movie. If they want to see real crazy people, they should spend nine months in an all girls rehab hiding from their fathers.
Omomon
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Milhouse is not really sexy.
Neither is the level of denial in this thread.
I am in a lot of denial about the things happening in this thread.
HEY THREAD, COME AT ME BRO BECAUSE I NEED TO TAKE EMOTIONAL RESPONSIBILITY SOMEDAY.
Milhouse is not a meme sexy.
Yes, the internet is my Utopian hiding place too.
Especially because a lot of stupid fucktards on the internet know exactly who I am.
If my dog had to die,
SO DOES THE INTERWEBZ.
Because I have no real problems, except for the fact that I am trying to cleanse the internet of stupidity by saying very stupid things.
OOOHHHH, JUST LET ME BE SATAN, YOU GUYS. YOU CAN ALL BE GOD OR JESUS OR WHATEVERRRR, I JUST WANNA BE BETTER AT PLAYING THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE BY RUTHLESSLY DEFENDING MYSELF AND MAKING YOU HATE THE THINGS YOU THOUGHT WERE FUN, FORCING YOU TO THINK AND THEREFORE HAVE A LIFE :d
Luann from King of the Hill died.
So I let her become one of my multiple personalities.
So I became a god.
The internet cannot rape people.
So it became a god, created rapists and then gave them forums on which they can deny it.
The sad thing is, it is about one out of every hundred of internet freaks who has the courage to leave their house and break someone else's courage.
So now deal with the one in a million schizophrenics who is trying to kill the internet.
WOW I AM LIKE PTSD CLARINET BOY, EXCEPT I ACTUALLY HAVE PTSD AND I ACTUALLY DESERVE TO BE MADE FUN OF IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE. The poor kid is already a ginger, already seven and already has himself posted all over the fucking internet.
He is probably schizophrenic, a rapist OR WORSE, an internet troll.
The only funny jokes people have on here don't even get a page get.
Fuck it's RF jr. in trap form. Ok we get it you R crazy trap 4 da Lulz ha ha ha. Now get in Line.
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BRIDGET CAN SUCK MY DICK, BECAUSE I AM HER TROLL FATHER :3
I love you sweetie daughter.
HEY BRIDGET, COME TRAP ME BRO!
It's moot, so you don't have to be afraid to not be better than me, because moot is such a fag, thinks he's better than everyone, sucks my dick and asks me not to tell the whole interwebz.
Omomon
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lolwut?
I kno rite?
Interwebz so confuse, just dedpuul this shit and try to forget that you hate to think.
So much problem officer, I make fun of people who do drugs and make friends because I don't have the balls to do it.
So I harass people over the internet and try to make their life better.
Maybe I am a cow. Maybe I am trollmom.
Maybe I am a concerned mother of a lolcat who is already showing signs of overwhelming existential anxiety.
Problem?
Yes little lolcat, this is why we cannot have internet :(
Because it makes us scared that we will get addicted to Coca-Cola, or Cocaine, so we do the equivalent of both at once and get addicted to something seemingly harmless and then take a lot of offense when someone calls me out on it.
Seriously, be thankful you are not one of the little bitches on Dance Moms, they have real problems because people like internet fags eat that shit up.
Go make a dance moms meme, because dance moms is not a meme and you will therefore not know what to do about the fact that you have a lot of unjustified rageā¦
Just accept that I am your trolldad.
I blame the internet for Degrassi. It makes people think that real problems are real concerns.
Such a fag show, but I cannot stop watching it.
AND I STILL HAVE FRIENDS TO, GUISE, I HAVE FIGURED SOMETHING OUT AND YOU ALL WANT IT DESPERATELY SO YOU WILL KEEP TREATING ME LIKE A DEAD CAT UNTIL I LET YOU KNOW THAT I FEEL BAD BECAUSE MY SHIT STINKS SO BAD BUT I WILL STILL PRETEND IT DOES NOT.
Besides, I only shit on the internet, therefore no stink. Prove me wrong. Create me an internet I can smell, like spy kids 4-D. Hey 4chan, get me spy kids 4-d 4-free 4-chan. Then I will stop trolling you and let you keep being pathetic like a spy kids movie you can smell.
If I cared to learn the internet, I would troll with courtesy. But I don't need that, because the internet rapes civilians.
PROVE ME WRONG.
See more on Know Your Meme
Omomon
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Adam West is almost as smart as the man I am engaged to.
Prove me wrong, you are so trolld.
The interwebz is not for confident people. Prove me wrong.
obvious gay troll is gay
prove me wrong
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