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I don't think so.

Why not, bro?

Taiwan has been invaded by Japan AGAIN.

Syndic,
Y U NO mention that September is now National 30 Day No Fap Challenge Month?

Because the world doesn't know about fapping?

An official message from the leader of Belarus, RussianFedora.

Ha ha ha, official messages are fun.

This has been an official message from the leader of Belarus, RussianFedora.

An official message from the lead of Ukraine, Witch-King.

Shut the hell up Fedora! You make all of Slavic Europe sound like a used car dealership!

This has been an official message. Your sponsor:

AND NOT A SINGLE TURN WAS TAKEN THAT DAY.

I was going to, but I only had five PMs when I went to do the thing, so I figured I should give everyone another day to turn their actions in.

Reasonable. It just makes me itch to find out what happens.

An official message from the leader of Belarus, RussianFedora.

But-, but…. What do you mean?!

Official Message from Ukraine:

You are not cool enough to spam the News.

Do you have STALKERs?:

Fuck no you don't.

This has been an Official message. Back to evening entertainment:

Official message from Ukraine:

Hey Russian, you got a socket wrench I could borrow?

This has been an Official message.

A new KYMnatRP thread, this'll be interesting. I'll take Alex's spot as Egypt if it's still open.

Dammit! Did I seriously just miss the chance of getting into this game by three minutes?

And I could have had India this time…

I am writing up the turn right now, and Rapture Jesus missed the deadline. I'll put you in as India.

Now that Raptur is out, the entirety of the west is so out of reach…

Winter 2012

Link

• In case I didn't explain how tech works, and I don't think I did considering the comments in your PMs, it works like this: when you try to research something, an image will appear under your name on the right side of the map. A slowly filling white bar underneath it determins your progress in the field. Once it is full, you will get an invention. It may not be the tech you were actually trying to achieve though.
• The way the UN/NATO works was also complained about, since I didn't make that clear enough. Attention is a BAD thing. Essentially, it is a count down timer to a world war. Invading any state, no matter its size (although they will have pity for smaller nations and those closer to Europe) will get the UN's attention. NATO on the other hand, only cares about nations with oil production or that are members of NATO.

Europe

• Ukraine Witch King of Cats
  • More funds are pushed into defense.
  • Exportation prices on food has risen, drawing in profits for the government while curbing foreign support in agriculture.
  • Unrestricted uranium exportation is now open to Belarus and Saudi Arabia.
  • Mining and metallurgy is being subsidized by the government.
  • Moldavia is invaded. Romania, interested in preserving Moldavian independence and peace in the region, uses this as a cause of war, and invades Ukraine.
  • Research into hydrogen based nuclear fuel is invested into.
  • State minimum wage is decreased, and health care funding is increased.
  • France sends economic aid, bolstering the growing Ukraine war economy.

• Denmark Rocket Propelled Panda
  • The national anthem is changed.
  • The drinking age is lowered to 14.
  • Military training is intensified.
  • More defensive systems are being installed with research being pushed into that sector.

• Belarus Russian Fedora
  • A nationwide "democratic poll" leads to a 110% acceptance of the idea of a socialist state, and the Belorussian government seizes control over all private enterprises.
  • Belarus demands military access to Lithuania's army and free movement across all Lithuanian territories. Fearing the larger, more heavily equipped state, Lithuania crumbles to demands and accepts total military integration of the two nations.
  • The army is mobilized and ready to "defend" from foreign aggression.
  • Foreign tariffs are lowered, and with new access to the sea through Lithuania, Belarus receives a notable boost in international trade growth.
  • New, safer, nuclear reactors are being built.

• France Theaodu
  • The Centre National d'Études Spatiales (CNES) receives a funding boost to provide for space technology development.
  • A formal declaration of friendship is made towards Ukraine.

The Middle East

• Israel FridgeLogic
  • Syria is invaded and quickly overrun. An attempt to install a pro-israeli democratic government has failed as the elected candidate proposed a jihad against the Israeli occupiers. As a result, martial law has been declared and the Syrian government dismantled.
  • Following the invasion of Syria, Iraq has declared war. Thus far, Israeli forces have been able to hold them off, and Iraqi casualties are high.
  • With ready access to oil in Syria, the Israeli economy has become a step closer to self sufficiency from the United States and other foreign investors.
  • A nuclear research progect is opened.

• Saudi Arabia Sweetie Belle
  • Yemen is invaded and annexed.
  • Israeli military support is accepted and exchanged.
  • All laws pertaining to gender segregation have been torn down, and women are given the right to vote and drive, among other things.

Asia

• Japan Derpy Hooves
  • Japan does Japanese things.

• India Brucker?
  • I think that Brucker is the new leader of India. I could be wrong.

Oceania

• Australia Josh
  • Mozambique and Swaziland are invaded and annexed. The United Nations, fearing that this former peaceful nation may soon rapidly develop into an intercontinental empire, has send a cease and desist request asking politely for disarmament. Australia will, of course, ignore this.
  • Nuclear warheads are being built en masse. Having access to the largest stockpiles of uranium in the world has abetted this process greatly.
  • Modern forms of electrical generation is rapidly propelling the economy of Australia's African colonies, enabling an exponential growth in raw material production.

North America

South America

Africa

• Egypt Vlad
  • Vlad is the new leader of Egypt.

Official declaration from the dood that runs Denmark and stuff:
I am a Steg-O-Saurus!

An official message from the leader of Belarus, RussianFedora.

Josh, I request that you cease militant action on all fronts. You are expanding an empire too quickly and manufacturing nuclear weapons at an unacceptable rate. If you accept the following terms, I shall not continue any further with attempting to halt your geographical and military growth, but if you do not except these terms, I will be forced to begin a campaign against your tyranny:

• Cease all hostile actions against any and all nations.
• Discontinue the manufacture of warheads, or at the very least slow the manufacture of said warheads down.

I am open to negotiation, but will not bend too far from my original requests. I hope we can come to a fair and reasonable agreement.

Sincerely, the leader of Belarus, RussianFedora.

Yes, DPF, it is I again, and as before, I intend to play this game fairly seriously. I'll try to keep up despite my current horrible Internet connection. Without further ado, I haven't finished figuring out all that I intend to do for the upcoming turn, but I have settled on one sure thing, so…

Official statement from Bhārat Gaṇarājya/the Republic of India:

It is the intent of the new leadership of India to undertake a major project to work towards a solution of two of our major problems that are interrelated: We intend to re-formulate and re-launch the Ganga Action Plan and seriously address the issues of pollution and poverty in the Ganges basin.

In order to be successful in this endeavor, we intend to implement a number of things that we hope will overcome the failures of previous efforts:
1) We will consult with prominent Hindu religious leaders in order to determine acceptable solutions to the problems created by various religious practices related to the river.
2) We will invest in infrastructure improvements to give the poverty-stricken of India access to adequate toilet facilities which are in turn connected to proper sewage treatment facilities.
3) We will be asking for help from outside agencies (particularly the U.N. and non-profit companies interested in combating pollution and poverty) in order to both expand our available resources and create safeguards against internal political corruption.

We highly appreciate any nations that are willing to give aid to this cause.

Satyameva Jayate

An official message from the leader of Australia and her colonies, Josh.

I heed your warning, and will cease the domination of other nations. I wish not to cause a large scale war, and was only conquering in the best interest of the people. I feel as though I could create a better lifestyle for certain countries, such as in Africa, but for now I will stop the conquest.
As for the warheads, I only wished to have a good amount in case there was a war, and was not intending on using them as means of conquest. I shall slow down the manufacturing of said warheads.
Hopefully this will allow my heat with the UN to cool down, and for the moment I will keep any conquests in peaceful manners. But keep in mind, the tide of the game could change, and I may have to reconsider.

An official message from Ukraine; To Belarus, France, Saudi Arabia, and Australia

Belarus: Get your fat ass over here.

France: You too.

Saudi Arabia: Hi.

Australia: Don't make me come over there.

This has been an official message. Remember, you're awesome. Know it!

NATIONAL ANTHEM:

Slow players are slow.

A message from the leader of the Socialist State of Belarus, RussianFedora.

What are you talking about?

Падобна на тое, што Беларусь ёсць вялікі ніжняй, мой сябар.

Wow. A Nation RP. Cool.

An Official message from Ukraine:

I'm at war with Romania.

Side message, unofficial: After reading back through the thread, I thought it would be good to remind people that the rules expressly forbid insulting other players. There's no reason we can't be civil.

I believe that constitutes actually trying to insult someone.

Ex: "OMG U TAKED MY OIL FAGFAGFAGFAG".

I spice my messages, for fun.

I can tell when something is in jest, and when somebody is actually being an arse. I won't mention who, but somebody in our last game threw out some obscene insults via PM at another user's mother just because he invaded his imaginary country.

God-forbid we try to actually play the game.

I forgot : / thought i would get a message back when it was my turn

goes kill self

Не, я думаю, што ён жартуе.

Ну, я сапраўды не гавораць ні на славянскіх мовах, альбо. Гэтаму трэба пакласці канец.

Гэта не спыніць, калі я не хачу, каб гэта.

Ваша задніца, Расія. Гэта гамон, велізарныя. Дык вось, дапамагчы мне тут, і мы павінны спыніць гэта беларускі бздура.

(Too Belarusian; Didn't Read:)

Your ass, Russian. IT IS FUCKING HUGE. Now then, help me out here, and we need to stop this Belarusian bullshit.

… І почнемо з українського.

Тихо. Стоп оскорблять меня или я уничтожу вас и вашу страну одним махом.

I realize that I was the one that started this, but really, अगर यह बंद नहीं करता, मैं हिंदी या कुछ और के साथ प्रतिकार करना होगा. (दरअसल, पंजाबी बेहतर होगा, लेकिन गूगल अनुवाद वहाँ नहीं जाऊँगी.) So consider yourself forewarned.

"He who is forewarned is forearmed. He who is four-armed has gotta be half-octopus." -Walt Kelly

Штап са словенским језицима.

זו בדיוק הנקודה שלי.

그것은 대부분의 다른 사람이 이해할 수없는 언어를 계속 사용하려면 완전히 너무 무례.

أرجو أن ترى أن هناك حاجة لوضع حد له.

Как вы смеете! Вы запутанной полиглот!

Guys. Cut the bullshit.

別這樣，大家都很喜歡看呀。

Oh, are we talking in our native tongues now?
איך בין געגאנגען צו נוצן ייִדיש, ווייַל איך ווי עס מער ווי העברעיִש פֿאַר עטלעכע סיבה, מיסטאָמע ווייַל איך קענען רעדן אַ ביסל פון עס. אין סאָוויעט רוסלאַנד, לשון רעדן איר!

What the fuck.

Молчать!

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I will sign up for replacement status. If one of the other players "goes inactive" (a.k.a. silently assassinated), I will be willing to take over for them.