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Tell me what happens. The setup- You go on a blind date set up by a friend, and when you get there- it's your avatar. What do you say, do, eat, ect.?

My avatar is a ghost… She can't eat… She has no arms and even if she did, she couldn't use them. Even if we get through that, people would awkwardly stare at the see through female floating over the chair. I can't even get laid since she's a ghost!

Worst… Date… Ever

We go straight to the bed.

Me: So, what kind of music do you like?
Avatar: Chaaaaar!
(Flamethrower attack to my face, ends in hilarious anime-style burnt face.)

I think he said, "I don't give a fuck," but I'm not too sure.

God he was annoying. Would not shut up about buckets.

I guess I'm in a date with myself…

How do you date an error message?

[edit]

Wait, I think I got this.

Minus the fact that I am not a girl wolf that pretends to be a guy, it would be quite cool.

EDIT: I just remembered this is a running joke in the TK fandom. Do not click. You will never be able to unsee this and every time you see me on KYM it will be very awkward.

Well, first you need to hook yourself up into the computer, and then you need to encrypt your entire being into an ion and combine with the error message's ion to become wed, like Bender and the Planet Express Spaceship did on Futurama.

me: so ¿how you doin?

crazy pinkie pie: "stares at me with a crazy smile"

me: ….

next thing you know i'm in my house with all the doors locked and sleeping with a shotgun

Kinky.

Oh, take the old ball and chain on a date, eh? Sounds fun!

Hey, Mio-tan!

Wanna go out tonight? We could go to a fancy restaurant, just the two of us!

Oh, right… Too many people there… You wanna go watch a movie? I hear The Devil Inside's good.

Too scary… My bad. Uh… Why don't we go for a walk in the park? That might be fun… Wait, no… It's still icy, and I remember what happened last time…

Why don't we just stay home and talk?

WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?

…
I know- I'm a sad, lonely man…

WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR AVATAR ON A DATE? AVATAR, YOU ARE A .PNG FILE, YOU ARE NOT A LIVING BEING. YOU CAN NOT GO ON A DATE.

Assumeing my avatar is some form of Reimu Hakurei.

"Hey Reimu!"
"Yes?"
"Well, I was wondering…"
"Spit it out, I know you have been planning something for the past few weeks."
"SORRY!"
"What are you apoligizing for?"
"Oh… umm… allright… well… I was… well… there is a new resturant opening up tommorow, and I assume you haven't eaten too much because of your… shrines funds…"
"Don't bring it up."
"Well… do you want to come with me? I will pay."
eyes shine at thought to "free food" "OKAY! Where will we meet up?"
"I can come pick you up if that's okay."
"Well you can't fly."
"No, I don't mind…."
"…okay…"
"Thank You! I will meet up with you this afternoon!"

Then we went to a sushi restruant, returned to the shrine, I confessed, and we lived happily untill Marisa kills me out of jelousy.

I tried dating my avatar but it just disapproved.

Me: Um… How are you?
Avatar: KRAAAAAA SHOILA! eats
Me: Ah! This isn't good! No! Stop it I don't contain any essential nutrients! Ah, the uvula burns me! IT BURNS ME!

I know- I’m a sad, lonely man…

We ALL know that feel, bro…

Actually, I think that date went more like this:

I wouldn't even try to throw a master ball.

That Abra is just too fucking cool.

"We're going to an alcohol-free restaurant in the hamptons!"

He would end up eating robot food, and offering me some, then my tougne would catch on fire. Or he would order everything and leave me with the bill. Or we wouldn't do it in the first place cause I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

dating gamzee….oh lord

<- You see that bitch. No fucking way.

Me: Oh uh… You look nice. By the way, i'm taking you to Applebees.

Me: I don't think they actually serve apples though. I've never really been here…

Applejack storms off
Me: Sigh

"Well, this is awkward."

That and the fact he's stayed in that exact same position with that exact same expression for 4 hours now.

"Hey Misha!"
"HEY ARISTO!"
"Uhm…yeah…Wanna hang out with me?"
"WAHAHAHA~! MAYBE~…"
"Uhm…only maybe?"
"YEAH~! FIRST YOU HAVE TO DO SOME STUNDENT COUNCIL WORK WITH ME AND SHIZUNE!"
"*sigh*…Well,I guess I have no choice…"
Several hours later…
"*sigh* Finally finished! So,can we go somewhere together now?"
"SORRY ARISTO, BUT I HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO NOW, IMPORTANT~, IMPORTANT~!"
"B-But you said you will!…"
"WAHAHAHA~! OF COURSE I WAS JUST JOKING SO YOU WOULD DO THE STUDENT COUNCIL WORK WITH US! OKAY~! SEE YA~!
"*sigh*"
"…"
"I can't understand what you want to say, Shizune…oh wait…you're deaf…"

The next time, I'll go with Konata instead…

Hey ninja, what do you want to eat?
>…
Hmm wanna see a movie?
>…
Where ARE YOU!?
>…

Great idea to bring my avatar out on a date, that rabbit stew was delicious.

Well, the muffins were great, especially as we talked politics and logic.

God, I love this thread.
OP will deliver soon.

I would not call it a "date" after discovering that I am part of a species that he never seen or heard of he would knock me out I kind of wake up while he is flying in the air when I'm on his back which was cool until I passed out again
I wake up in some sort of fucking pod filled with water while I have a mask on my face giving me oxygen, and a bunch of wires, he would be doing tests on me to see what creature I am or where I came from then he would make a backup clone.
After that he would put me on a operating table and cut some of my limbs off and replace them aesthetic ones for armoring me and "improving" me with the parts of his broken down machines in his lab.
Until I look like this:

(The original Picture is on my wall, Silver made it for me so thank him).
And I would become his assistant or his guardian in the underground facility. He would not let me leave the facility ever again though, to keep his work a secret. His defense systems make sure of that…plus he would place a bomb in my head and he would be carrying the button.
Becoming like his friend or his pet, most likely both. He would name me not by my original name but by the name he given to me…which would be D.O.G.
Yeah…I'm pretty fucked up and hard on myself…

Best date I ever had.

"okay, GODDAMNIT GAMZEE I WILL KILL YOU FOR PUTTING MY PREFERENCE TO GAY ON MY PROFILE. anyways, what have you been doing lately?"

i got stood up

No explanation necessary.

Me: So what type of music do you like?
Spy: hmmm mmm hmmmmmhmmh mmmhmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mm!?
ME: interesting (what the hell are you saying?)
Me: what do you do for a living?
Spy: mm mmm hmm hmm mmm. mmmm hmm hhmm hmmmm hmmm hmhmhm mh mhmmm hmmmhmh hmmh.
Me: Oh really now that sound's really interesting! (I wonder if he has lung cancer yet?)
Me:Oh well look at the time it's time for me to go, i had a wonderful evening.
Spy: Mmmm Hmmm Mmmm mmhmmhm. Mmfff mmff mhmhmh fhfm.

i always feel so left out of these avatar games

Shit, my avatar is a rock. Fun date…

THAT ROCKS DUDE!!! :D

Come Ashley! Or are you Mary Kate?

To an Italian Pizzeria!

Well, Arceus is normally portrayed as a guy, so how about a fancy *PLAY*date?

MOST AWESOME PLAYDATE EVER. PERIOD.