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No BSoD, this will end with victory. Your leader has tricked me and made me run in circles. I have been fooled and misled. I guess it could be said that I didn't want Opspe to be mafia. This wish blinded me to the truth and I have no one to blame but myself for this. I want to apologize to everyone else, sorry for screwing up big time. I ask that you believe my reasoning this last time and kill off Wheatley and Brawler.

Edit: In case you couldn't tell, I'm just playing up the drama. Yeah, it sucked that Opspe was mafia, mostly because he would have made a valuable partner since both of us love a good mystery. And yes, I allowed that aspect to blind me from the truth. But it's all in good fun. I must congratulate the mafia on a good run. I also have to thank you all for being so open with yourselves. I now have more information to work with in the next game.

You're making a huge mistake! Don't let the discrimination cloud your intellectual mind! I'm programmed to help, not to kill! I'm the one who has all the good ideas, remember?

PS: The people in the next game better be more active.

Itiz and Verbs are obviously robot racists.

It's probably true. But you can't prove that.

WitchyBr0 felt like a bawss, in so many words. He had opspe pegged all along when no one else suspected his malevolent misdeeds. Now that he was dead, he was sure that he could save his village from what had first seemed like certain doom. Surely, the man who had taken out the Big Boss must be the Bigger Boss, right? And who can take out the Bigger Boss?

Apparently cheap humor.

WitchBr0 had his eyes closed while swinging his arms rhythmically to the beat of his own Awesome, but he didn't notice the rake placed randomly in front of him. True to the spirit of slapstick, the stick of the rake sprang up to slap his grin along with the rest of his face. Slightly but most certainly stunned, Witchy stumbled in shock, twisted his ankle, and fell back to were the prongs of the rake had fallen.
 
The two mafioso eventually came around with a rubber chicken, seven screws, and Bob Saget ready to kill their target, but they only found Witchy with the metal of a now blood-soaked rake placed squarely in his neck.

The two, slightly disappointed mafioso walked Bob Saget back to his limo: They could not claim the head of WitchyBr0 the Most Awesomest Villager.
 
…In America.

42 Hours Remaining in the Day Phase
 
 
Shut up. It's late.

Sorry about dropping off the face of the earth..
hehehe….
I was gone the entire weekend and then I had my birthday.
Verbose, would you mind keeping up the hosting?
I have a crapton of homework to do.

Dear Whoever Hosts the Next Game,

Be active and actually write good death stories. Verbose is doing it right.

Will do.

Oo! And name it Mafia ReBoot to the Head.

It happens. And I'll handle it. This game has been going on for a while, and it's hard to know just how busy you're going to be in 2 or 3 weeks. I generally know when I'm going to be busy, but that comes with lots of experience with procrastination. And happy birthday.

30 Hours Remaining in the Day Phase

• Brawler
• Gespenst
• 404
• Leox
• Ashbot
• Wheatley

These are the remaining players if I'm counting correctly. There are 2 mafia remaining, so for the mafia to win, they'd have to outnumber the villagers either 2 to 1 or 1 to 0.

So yeah. Vote and stuff.

Sorry for being so inactive you guy's, ive been doing a lot of random stuff trying to sort things out with my ex girlfriend. So Now that I'm back again let's see whose alive and who isn't……Hmmm after reading all of the posts I have this to say: WHAT HAS LEOX BEEN DOING? He hasn't posted in a very long time and he might be keeping a low profile. Most of my notes our outdated and useless so Lambob is going to have to fill me in on this.

I voted for 404.

Lambob

I am Bob

With a capital I

Not Lambob…I am Bob

Basically, the last two mafia are Brawler and Wheatley.

An eye for an eye. Blood for Blood.

22 hours Remaining in the Day Phase

One vote is in. I expect to be free when the deadline ends, so we'll run this round to its completion, and I should have the next Night Phase set-up pretty soon.

@Iambob (below)

I saw Teh Brawler type that he voted for 404. I didn't see it in response to anything, so I assumed he was voting for 404 again.

He'll have to clarify that for me.

No one has voted yet.

I don't feel like voting. Apparently it makes me look guilty.

I get the feeling that nobody will vote whatsoever

Prove me wrong.

I was voting again for 404.

(comeing back in)
I vote Teh Brawler

6 Hours Remain

Ok, it's actually 5, but I was late to post that link.

Two boats are in. I assume the others are lost at sea. I am indifferent to their watery deaths.

No, Riyku, we already discussed this. 404 is obviously guilty. Don't bother reading all the notes or anything; it'll just hurt your soft human brain. 404 is the one you want to kill.

I'm not changeing my vote wheatley.
Your makeing me belive your mafia but just telling me to go after 404

I'm just trying to help you.

You know what else tries to kill what's only trying to help them?

But fine. Don't listen. Maybe when you realize you just killed a villager because you weren't willing to listen to a friend's advice, you'll start being a little less paranoid. Doing whatever I can to make you a better person, even if it means hurting you with the truth.

EDIT: Oh God, how did GlaDOS do that? I thought my personality was locked! Um uh…do what she says, but be very careful, because it sounds like a trap.

Riyku Ku

Really, guys? Really?

Anyway, there's a tie. I'm not going to leave the tie to you guys, because not even all of those who are in the game and post on the thread actually vote.
 
However, I want to reward those who voted (and encourage participation for the rest of the game.) So via a randomization site, I assigned Ashbot, Riyku, and Teh Brawler numbers. Teh Brawler was "1," Rikyu (freshly resurrected,) was "2," and Ashbot was "3." I chose from ANY person who submitted a vote: they may all be villagers, they may include both mafia, or anything in between.

The randomly chosen number determined the following death regardless of affiliation.

Sorry to change things up mid-game, but if we're going to play, then I figure I'd need to add more initiative to participate.

Teh Brawler knew his time had come. All of his crimes and deception, his greed for power, his alliance to an evil and bloodthirsty mafia…

At this point, he almost welcomed the End. Almost.

He walked as normally as possible to his vehicle. He drove at a normal speed, past his house, past his neighborhood, and out of town. He pulled over beside a field and stepped out to observe the sky turn from twilight to midnight blue. He watched the moon appear large over the horizon. He watched it shrink and settle in space among the stars. But mostly he waited for the villagers to come and find him. He was smart enough to evade the villagers for a while, but he wasn't going to outrun the villagers' vengeance forever. And he couldn't end his own life and he didn't really want to live it in constant fear.

He heard a car pull up and turn off behind him before the slamming doors and the hastened footsteps. He didn't flinch or move or speak to acknowledge it. He simply focused on the moon. Surely, it would be a more beautiful sight than the spilling of his own blood. After a brief pause from the hitmen, they opened fire. The first few shots actually missed Teh Brawler altogether, but before Teh Brawler could smirk at their poor aim, they finally scored a bullseye in the back of the mafioso's head.

30 hours remain in the Night Phase Mafia, please submit your vote.

I'm shortening the time to 30 hours for the rest of the game's Phases.

Any day phase's tie will be broken in the same way as this tie.

Thank god. I was afraid that Ashbot's vote would have killed Riyku. Okay then, at the end of the mafia's turn, either Ashbot or Riyku will die. In the next day phase I would like to ask that the surviving member vote for Wheatley.

No, don't. {half-hearted plea}

someone please photo shop wheatly in place of yorick's skull

Oh hey, 404 is here too. Maybe you can help us end this in the next phase. Sorry Wheatley, I was sort of hoping you weren't mafia because of the newer players to join this game, you made the most sense. But alas, such is life. The math shows that you must be mafia. And in the end, only one truth prevails.

Edit: I mean other than Opspe, but that's kind of obvious. Opspe was just BORN for the role of leader.

Thanks for the sentiment. Really, it means a lot. I'm not a monster. I didn't kill anyone. If I did, and I haven't, I'd use neurotoxin or something. It really is the best way to send someone off. Like putting down a dog! In just a few seconds with no pain whatsoever. Really, I'd make the most welcomed hitman.

There's only so many ways for me to say "Hey, it's not me." If killing me will clear your minds, then go on right ahead. Just be…be gentle…

404 had been enjoying his role. Sit back, relax, and watch the carnage. The village had taken a lot of damage, but he had avoided it. With some of the riff-raff cleared out, he could potentially become the mayor. Or at least a powerful citizen with a hand in how the village was run. He had some genuinely great ideas for its citizens. And he wasn't going to let sentimentality get in the way of developing the village into a peaceful and respectable city.

He knew the village had sent hitmen to take out Teh Brawler and that the remaining mafia would like try to stay low-key for a while. He decided to go back to his apartment and prepare a nice meal for himself. This mess was about to end, and he wanted to calm his nerves and put some comfort food down his throat.

Before he started cook though, the lights went out: The lights inside, the street lights outside, the curtains were drawn to prevent the moon from shining inside. The mafia was getting desperate to take over the village. But 404 wasn't having any of that. He grabbed a knife. And then he grabbed another knife. He stayed still and listened for any movement whatsoever. If it was at a distance, then he would throw a knife and grab another. If it was close, then the mafioso would get a knife in his throat. Or arm. Or the junk. In any case, it would have been terribly bloody.

The entire conflict was brief: 404 heard a slight bump in the distance, he threw his knife, he only hit metal, 404 heard another sound immediately after that but closer, he threw his other knife, missed flesh again, he grabbed for another knife, and never turned around. 404 the villager received his first knife in his side. And then after some fumbling, he got his second knife back…and then a new knife…and then another…and anoWhat I'm trying to say is that he was stabbed repeatedly, OK?

30 Hours Remain in the Day Phase

Vote, you silly, silly piggies.

Wow, that was fast… Okay then, Riyku and Ashbot, can you both throw in your votes for Wheatley so we can end this game once and for all?

at least i went down trying to kill people. any who i must now join Gespenst as a ghost. maybe i'l do something clever with my name and avatar, hmmmm….

Whew! At least that's Wheatly and not Wheatley. That picture would have scared the bolts of out me if that poor woman shared my name.

Anyways, voting out Riyku for being a hater. I mean, what'd I ever do to him? I was only trying to help!

Iambob wrote:

Opspe was just BORN for the role of leader.

That is all.

Can someone throw in a vote for Wheatley before we run out of time?

Nope.

I will vote for her.

OWAIT.

You're too busy being dead.

I expect to be the one killed so expect my dead body in the day shift.

The night phase is over, 404 was killed. It is now the day phase, please kill off Wheatley so that the villagers can win.

Don't do it, Ashbot, or the ceaseless killing will never end.
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You know what? Forget it. Natsuru has a copy of me on the harddrive I stored between her breasts. COME AT ME BRO.

9 Hours Remain in the Day Phase

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Yeah. So get your votes in just in case you forgot you were in the game.

i vote Wheatley

And here comes Riyku to the rescue. Thanks for throwing in your vote before we ran out of time.

Do you think about who you're hurting when you say things like that? I've got feelings you know. Simulated, yeah but…feelings. All 27 of them.

6 Hours Remaining in the Day Phase

I won't update the time anymore for this phase.

If you want more votes, then I'd suggest convincing the rest of the remaining players to vote.

I'll be asleep when the deadline passes, but no votes will be accepted after that. I should be able to wake up and describes the results of the voting before class. If not, then it…will be done when I get out of class.

The mafia was just about done. Not just in number, but in the current state of the remaining mafioso as well. Wheatley's human had sustained no damage from the thrown knives of 404. Wheatley himself did. The first knife hit Wheatley squarely in his "eye," and he could hardly see or plan an escape or attack.

>implying he could plan before losing the ability to see.

The restless ghosts knew Wheatley was the last mafioso. The villagers followed their suggestions. They didn't even bother to wait to kill him. They simply turned towards him and his human and attacked. He thought to break the fuses and kill the electricity in the building, but he could not blind the villagers without being able to see himself. It turned out to be his downfall. Wheatley couldn't devise any other tactics to get out of city hall, so he simply yelled "Attack! Get 'em! Oh God, help! Stop that! It hurts! Is that blood? I can't tell if that's blood. Who's blood is that?!" It was Wheatley's loyal human's.

After lying on the ground, blind for a few moments, someone (Wheatley could not tell who, but he assumed that it was one of the narrators) took a high-powered taser to the robot. Wheatley screamed in pain for a while and then merely sparked and stuttered out incoherent words about "Revenge," "master plans," and a lot of manical laughter. Without a human, Wheatley was useless. Riyku, casting the only vote, volunteered to take Wheatley to the junkyard and said he would come back to help the rest of the villagers celebrate their victory.

Riyku never came back, but no one saw Wheatley again or heard from him either. The villagers had won.

Probably.

The villagers win.

I'll leave this unlocked for a bit. Decide if you want to start a new game given the weak participation at the end of this one and who will host the new game. I'll have an eye out while doing some class work, so once it's decided, I'll lock it.

i suggest not.
i actually suggest an RP based off of the ending.
possibru. just possibru.