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Facehugger.

I finally get some.

If facehuggers refers to Sugar Gliders clenching to your face then I'll take that.

Headcrabs entail that there's a portal network that is easily accessible from earth, giving us free FTL travel.
So, Headcrabs.

Headcrabs. Anything BUT facehuggers.

The title Facehugger belongs to Goober the Gopher or Barney the Dinosaur.

Headcrabs should remain being called Headcrabs.

Hmm

On one hand facehuggers are less painful as they knock you out when they get you.

Then later you will die a horrible death but you wont be a zombie

Headcrabs not only turn you into a zombie, but they also give you the worst pain you can ever imagine. You will even be conscious as you feel your body warp and mutate. You will still be conscious when Gordon Freeman lights you on fire and lets you burn to death.

On the other hand, Headcrabs wont turn you into a huge threat to others around you. Zombies can be easily taken down with a crowbar. You may die in the most horrible way imaginable but at least your friends stand a chance of surviving.

Plus if Gordon Frohman is any indication; you may even survive if you can knock the headcrab off and find some medkits

Meanwhile, Facehuggers not only offer no chance of survival but the thing that pops out of you offers your friends no chance of survival either. Xenomorphs are incredibly deadly and their infestation tecniques are superior to headcrabs

Also with Facehuggers you are essentially being raped in the mouth by a giant slimy alien penis on legs

Looks like Pikachu went with the Facehugger

Can you imagine the kind of Xenomorph that will burst out of a Pikachu?

Aliens that shoot lightning! OH GOD!

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