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HE IS WAITING FOR YOU

HE IS COMING FOR YOU

HE IS SNEAKING UP TO YOU

HE SCARES YOU WITH HIS FAMOUS SKULL TRUMPET!

IT IS 2SPOOKY FOR YOUR SKELETON TO HANDLE!

JOB WELL DONE, MR. BONES. JOB WELL DONE

SO SPOOKY

THIS IS TOO FRIGHTENING…I'M OUT OF HERE.

JESUS CHRIST MAN PUT A SPOILER ON THAT

HOLY FLYING PYRAMID TURDS THAT IS HORRIFYING

THIS IS THE SPOOKY THREAD
EVERYTHING MUST BE 2POOKY

THE SPOOKY BALL

"That Skeleton spooked my guts off" – plastic14407 @ youtube

You now realize that you've been jerking skeleton's boner when you masturbate.

You are now aware that there is a skeleton inside of you right now
He is imitating your every move
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake

MR. BONES AND HIS BRO ADDS THE SPOOKDANCE TWIST TO THE GANGNAM STYLE, PROVING THAT THEY LIVE ONCE AGAIN

HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST FOUND HORROR GOTY

SKELETONS
IN
3D
ESRB CANT EVEN TOUCH THIS SHIT

/x/playsaboardgame

LET HIS FACE HAUNT YOU FOREVER, LET THE FEAR FLOW THROUGH YOU

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

OH GOD

YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATT-HHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

Well, I'm never sleeping again.

IM SPOOKED AFTER I POSTED THAT VIDEO IVE BEN BEING POOK SPOOKED BY SKELETONS
HERES WHAT I SAW (WARNING IT IS SPOOKY)

THIS IS THE SPOOKEST

This thread in a nutshell.

Hehe
Bone

HOLY SHIT MAN
THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES, THANK YOU

THE WILD RIDE CONTINUES

I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.

Skeletons? They have no effect on me anymore…

Because after you've seen what white phosphorus can do to a human body, a simple skeleton is nothing but a pile of bones…

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND…
THE SPOOKY BONES WILL ALWAYS BE WITHIN YOU…
THEY WILL ENJOY FEEDING ON YOUR DEEP DOWN FEAR…
AND THEY WILL SPOOK YOUR BODY AND SKELETON!
SEE, THEY ARE DANCING HAPPILY TO YOUR DENIAL
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES THEM SPOOKIER

THAT IS SO SCARY!

No, you don't understand. You'll never understand.

You weren't there, didn't see what happened when those mortars went off…

Trust me, if you were there, you'd understand what I'm talking about.

BUT I WAS…
DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?
DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE STRANGE ICON ON YOUR TANK RADAR?

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT WAS MR. BONES HIMSELF.
THE MORTARS DID GO OFF, BUT DID IT DESTROY HIM? NO, IT MADE HIM SPOOKIER!

HE HAS SECRETLY PLANTED HIS SPOOKY SKULLSPOOKERS INTO EVERYONE'S HEARTS

EVEN IF YOU TRY TO SHOOT HIM WITH YOUR MACHINE GUN, HE WILL BE 2FAST4U!

No, I never noticed that.

I guess it was because I was so fixated on getting away from the flames…

But then I was ordered to move through them, and I saw the horror…

That's why skeletons do nothing to me now. After seeing what had happened to those people caught in the fires. Maybe you would still scare me if not for that.

Don't worry guys, I can get through to him; I speak Thomas Nair.

ahem

Nair, Constantine is attempting to tell you that this thread is spookier than you think it is.

Now you're just being mean…

What did I ever do to you?

Doesn't matter. I still know some things… Yeah, it'll hurt me to have to do those kinds of things again… But it'll hurt you a lot more.

I'm joking, Nair. C'mon, you do link to stuff a lot.

Doesn't give you the right to do things like that…

Trust me, if you've seen half of what I've seen, you'd understand that a mere skeleton, no matter how spooky, will ever match the horrors of war…

I understand, Nair. I apologise for making such a joke.

Just make sure you never do it again…

[slowly walks away, remembering the worst things that I've seen]

stares at Nair as he walks off

end scene music plays

credits roll

Fin

>yfw Nair has never fired a weapon.
>yfw He will attempt to defend himself.

HE IS DEFENSELESS
AGAINST THE BONES

BONES

2SPOOKY4ME

Damn you, I was about to say that.

MR. BONES HAS RETURNED WITH A NEW TWIST ON THE GANGNAM STYLE

2SPOOKY4KYM

GUYS I DONT THINK IM SAFE YET I JSUD RECORDED THIS

IM SPOOKED AS WE SPEAKED