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Upon further review, I believe that now is an opportune time to begin trial.

This is the Trial of the murder of Cale, the Witch King of Cats.

Does the prosecution have an opening statement?

Wow wow wow! My analisys indicates that I lost 50% of my organic components but I am still alive and functional after robotic modifications.

Edit: And actually i don't know if I wanna accuse someone because of this reason.

Hush, you. You're supposed to be dead/non-functioning.

Well, Gordot? I'm waiting for your move…

(Oh, and btw, where do you find those Phoenix Wright GIFs?)

I have them… but… I can't share them!

JK! I just find them on Google!

Why did I choose to be the defendant for this case?

Probabbly you didn't have your definitions straight.

You're the defendant for the apricot case, which is currently in recess.

Yes, your Honor. It was none other than a fine day when Cale was so brutally murdered by the defendant, Lone Scout. We will call forward multiple witnesses, we have security footage, and evidence that leaves no doubt Mr. Scout is the sole culprit in this tragic murder.

Bring up the witness.

Very well. For my first witness, I call to the stand Natsuru Springfield

This may take awhile…

Alright, here I am your honor.

Speaking of Phoenix Wright, where's Random 21 when you need him?

Hello. Would you please tell the court what happened in your own words on that fateful day that Carlos was murdered?

Why is everyone dying? What kind of slaughter house is this JFF forum!?

Um… I'm sorry but isn't Carlos the Murder?

Unless somebody Murdered the Murder! What kind of conspiracy is this!?!

Apologies. Cale is indeed the murder victim. Now would you recount what you saw that day?

Well, alright then. Here it goes.

I was in the lobby minding my own business, drawing for that art contest, when I heard Cale walking by. We aren't exactly on the best of terms, but he was making that Ring Wraith sound as he was leaving the lobby, so it was kind of hard to miss.

After a few minutes, I heard his screams coming from outside. They where getting progressively higher pitched before they just stopped. I thought it was weird, so I left my drawing face down and went to go look. And then I saw it.

Lone K was standing over the body with a bloody dagger, with this gleam in his eyes. That gleam you get when somebody accomplishes a hard task. He looked up at me, and I ran back inside, telling the receptionist to call the police before running deeper into the building to hide…

Thank you, Natsuru. The prosecution rests.

(Edit: Perhaps it might be best to hold off until everyone is here and can get in a chatroom. That could work better)

And the defendant's response?

(By the way Im still up for my role as Digoxins solicitor)

Agreed.

AT LEAST SOMEONE REMEMBERS ME. I have an idea for the next crime, not inviting me to thread about court.

Oh boy, this case is interesting.

Phones ring to a song tune.

I'm sure my ringtone can't be a Nickelback song since I felt Bottoms Up is a good song. Now excuse me everyone.

Defendant or defense attorney, your honor? Forgive my confusion…

My apologies. Will the Defense Attorney please give his response?

Sorry Brah. Forgot about you.
Anyways:
The Honourable Judge Falcon is here, so the court meeting can start up again.
Now, Mr. Ampora, Who would you like to call to the stand?

Anyone for using a chatroom for the murder trial?

I ditto this just so I can spectate the calamity

Yes. That would be far less chaotic than trying to hold two separate trials in one thread.

How about we make 2 seperate chatrooms? One for The Murder Trial and One for the Theft/Vandalism/Liking Nickelback Trial?

I really don't mind, you can either do that or hold one after another, upto you, theres no rush on my end.

Alright, go here: http://www.mibbit.com/

Murder trial is #kymmurder

Theft trial is #kymtheft

You can join here without creating an account: http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/

Forums are far more convenient (for me at least) but chatrooms might work

Forum is much easier… I'll start up a new forum for the murder trial, and post the link in a bit…

EDIT: Got it! KYM Murder Trial Here!

That works also. Having both trials in the same thread is just too much

I thought this site had an IRC? I haven't familiarised myself with it yet but I believe you can set up your own chat rooms on that

No, our KYM IRC is just one channel (Two technically.) I don't think the mods will appreciate having the trial on it.

…Back to our Trial.
Mr. Orunitia, Who would you like to call to the stand?

(Great to see we restored order to this SNAFU of a thread. :P)
Right your honour. I call to the stand the defendant, Leo. Could you please tell me what you were doing on the night when you allegedly went on your crime spree?
EDIT: Shoot I forgot Gordot

Hehe… sry.
Just wanted to make this thread as confusing fun as possible.

All right.
I was in my house, playing TF2 at around 23:00 when I got hungry. I checked the fridge and found nothing, so I decided to go to a nearby grocery store about 3 blocks away. However, it was closed, so I had to go back home and drink water. sad music plays
However, I live in Canadá, so there's abswulty NO WAY I could have urinated on the White House.
CHOKE ON THAT, CRONA!!!

You stated, Leo, that you live in Canadá. The proper spelling is Canada.

Therefore YOU urinated on the White House.

YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT THE PROSECUTOR IN THIS CASE!

Is the judge allowed to Hold it?
Anyways, sorry about that. The human that currently controls me speaks spanish, and accidentally put the tittle in the final A.
However, it doesn't prove that I urinated on the White House.
CHOKE ON THAT, THE OPT1ONAL!!!

Dammit Opt1onal, this is MY case.


How do you explain this update from Steam's servers at the time saying (And I quote) "We're sorry! Our servers are offline for maintenance. Please refrain from public urination, fruit theft, and awful choices in music, thank you!"
And, assuming that your alibi WASN'T full of crap, how do you explain your arrest, listening to Nickleback and eating apricots not twenty minutes after their theft was reported?
In conclusion, isn't the awful band Nickleback from the very country in which you reside?
(I kinda need the person whose apricots were stolen, anyone wanna be him/her please say so)

(Also, I found some p cool PW sprites on a fansite. They have the expressions embeddable under "GIF" on each character. http://www.court-records.net/sprites1.htm )

(The apricots were stolen from a local nature reserve.)