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So when a person chooses a champion does that mean only they can tell them what to do.

No, especially considering the fact that such a format would mean many characters would be abandoned by their patrons which never return to the thread.

>Check those CDs on the floor

Filled with a sudden mad hug-lust, you throw yourself with wild abandon at your pillow lady friend and hold tightly. Despite the fact that cotton-based life forms are not known for being sentient, you can tell that she appreciates the attention. Your love hug proceeds, and a static charge builds up, producing discomfort in your hair and clothes.

But of course! You too, have been claimed by a patron, and this one is that of electricity. You become acutely aware of all moving electrical charge, especially those in your own body. Odd and disturbing as this sensation is, you end your glorious embrace to find…

…a set of golden cat ears on your bed. How cute! Not questioning for a moment where they came from, you grab them and plop them on your head.

Your hair frizzes up all around and your clothes float about, refusing to cling to your body. A tiny spark bites your finger as you attach the cat ears to your cranium.

>Challenge Rick to a duel

Deciding that now is the time to play more games, you approach the floor in front of your Game Box 9000. You reach for Doom, since you've been playing Sims XXX all day, and the times call for some monster murdering. As soon as your fingers graze the edge of the disc, however, a bolt of electricity blasts through your ceiling and strikes the touched spot, incinerating the game, its manual, and nearby carpet fibers. The shock throws you off guard and you flee with a mighty leap to the other side of the room.

>Talk to your super cool friend on IRC
>Not the pot smoker person guy
>The other one
>Also don't explode your computer pls

>update