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Well then, I AM OFF TO THE MAGICAL LAND OF GHOSTS!

AND STOP POSTING GAY SHIT, ALEBASTARD!

Ammonia in the champagne, eh? Good thing I stuck with the whiskey…

Good thing I'm not an acholholic, right Buddy?
Everyone stares at Markhaox with confused looks
Level4, could you perhaps spare a whiskey?

I actually wasn't an alcoholic or anything like that. Sorry for confusing you guys.

Sure, I'm in a sharing mood. And you're having some too, Falcon. You're gonna be an alcoholic whether you like it or not!

smiles, takes the whiskey bottle
Here you go, Buddy!
sticks bottle out to empty air

>I propose to Derpson

>Derpson dies

Better watch out…
leans closely to everyone

I think that one guy, Chowz, is crazy… right, Buddy?
looks to no one, staring at empty air

Who took my goddamn whiskey!?!? Whoever took it is probably the murderer too! Bastards!

umm ummm
Why do I have an asterisk on my name?
…am I giving off a strange aura now to everyone else?

Well, we're not accomplishing anything just sitting here getting picked off one-by-one.

We need to start investigating again and get to the bottom of this mystery.

So first, let's review our facts:

The eleven of us were sitting on a bridge (excluding Chowzburgers and Derpson, and possibly another one of us who could have commited the crime) when Bob was shot through the back with an arrow, killing him instantly.

Shortly after this, Chowzburgerz proposes to Derpson (which is odd considering one of us just got shot in the back with an arrow), immediately after which Derpson is killed as well via poison in the alcohol.

And now we apparently have some missing alcohol.

Am I missing anything?

Day 3:
Derpson has just been found dead… the weird thing is that it was after a very happy moment between him (her?) and Chows. The latter vowed to avenge him, and here we are, trying to find out whodunnit. Serious is still hopelessly trying to solve this mystery, and his monkey business is going to get him killed.
Sets down journal, ready for another day.

>Tensions are getting high at the campground
>404 is creating a very teen angst-y feel
>He's sitting on the shore of the lake skipping stones on the water
>Meanwhile
>Chowz seems to have fallen into a deep depression
>He hasn't moved from Derpson's corpse
>Markhaox, Medic, and Level4 have been trying for days to get him up
>That can be taken one of two ways
>Anyway
>Falcon and Weasel (the fucker changed his name) are playing charades against Serious Business and Robotnik
>It's getting intense
>Or should I say in tents
>Except they're in cabins goddamnit
>Robotnik can't guess Falcon's charade
>He's literally just laying there
>Oh God
>Oh no wait he's fine it's cool he got up
>They decide to turn in for the night
>Chowz and 404 are still in their respective places though
>The night passes
>Everyone wakes up
>The eight guys are all out here
>Wait
>There should be nine, they realize
>They check all the cabins
>Falcon hasn't woken up yet
>404 shakes him
>No response
>404 turns him over
>Ligature marks all around his gullet
>He was strangled to death in the night
>Robotnik shouts "Oh, he was a dead guy! That was his charade!"
>And then there were eight

Player List:
Medic
Falcon
Level4
Markhaox
Bob
404
Robotnik
Serious Business
Derpson
Chowz
Samuel

Calling it as level4outbreak or Serious buisness.

Another death? Time to hit the whiskey again! Good thing I keep bottles stashed in every single tree!

Not a single clue.

WHY DOESN'T ANYTHING MAKE SENSE?

My guess is it's Serious Business who's behind it. He must have lost that charades game against Falcon.

Clearly you haven't had enough whiskey. I'll share one of my many bottles.

Eight Maids-a-Milking remain…

>("the fucker changed his name")

Playerlist:
Medic
Falcon
Level4
Markhaox
Bob
404
Robotnik
Serious Business
Derpson
Chowz
Samuel

wuh?

Day 4:
While me, Medic, Level4, and Buddy were trying to get Chowz to stop fondling with Derpson's corpse, 404 was on the beach throwing rocks. We headed back to the cabins, and fell asleep. Well, except for one of us. Everyone awoke to find Falcon dead, and Robotnik announced, "Oh, he was a dead guy!" Serious is checking the body for anything unusual. While they all struggle with this problem, I have some of my own. People already believed me to be going insane back home, but I'll prove them wrong… I'll come back, clear as… what's clear? Um… OOH! Water…
Sets down journal, ready for another day.

>8 phresh niggas remain
>Chowz has been getting better
>Markhaox and Level4 have got him drinking some coffee
>He's speaking coherently again
>Medic, Serious Business, and Robotnik have gone out for firewood
>404 is still contemplating the situation out by the lake
>Chowz joins him on this night
>They all light the fire
>Even 404 and Chowz join
>Weasel gathers them and says they should talk about the dilemma with all eight of them around
>No drinks
>They gather everyone
>…Everyone?
>Someone is missing
>They burst into the first cabin
>Nothing
>Run to the second cabin
>Nothing still
>Nothing in the last cabin of suspicion either
>404 says "Wait… Do you guys hear that?"
>Hear a faint voice coming from the woods a few hundred feet away
>As they get closer they hear it repeating
>A record player is found
>It keeps skipping on the line "Oh, he was a dead guy!"
>Ten feet away lies Robotnik's corpse, stabbed seven times
>One for each person left
>On his body lies a note reading "I'm not a real Doctor"
>Seven campers remaining

Player List:
Medic
Falcon
Level4
Markhaox
Bob
404
Robotnik
Serious Business
Derpson
Chowz
Weasel

Seven swans-a-swimming remain…

One might say that Medic is behind all of this based on the note, but my choice for the killer, Serious Business went with Medic and Robotnik.

Honestly, even though i'm dead, I'd have to guess Serious or Level4.

I'm not even angry…

I'm being soo sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart…

… and killed me.

And stabbed me to pieces.

And drowned those pieces in my own blood.

As I bled, it hurt because I was so happy for you!

And the stab wounds on me make a beautiful line,

And I really hope they find out who committed this crime.

Cuz' I'm GLaD I got stabbed;

I really hope that you get nabbed,

and spare the people who are Still Alive.

Day 5:
Just as things went from bad to… um… worse… we heard a noise from the woods. We all rushed in to find a record player (who uses those anymore?) playing on repeat the saying, "Oh, he was a dead guy!" Nearby, we found Robotnik, stabbed seven times, and obviously dead. There was a note on him that said, "I'm not a real Doctor," followed by some riddle perhaps. After viewing the riddle, I realized he may have the identity of the killer locked down…
IT WAS GLaDOS!!!
Buddy's right… I should stop accusing and just get right down to business… my business in the vacation.
Sets down journal, ready for another day.

>Seven campers remain
>Chowz is back to normal
>Still sad, but coping with Derpson's death
>404 still sits by his lonesome at the lake
>Weasel and Markhaox are staring at each other suspiciously
>They all decide to split up into two pairs and one group of three
>The campground has been in lockdown since Bob was found dead
>Medic, Weasel, and Markhaox are one group
>404 and Level4 are a pair
>Chowz and Serious Business are also together
>All seven of them go into the forest to search for firewood
>Break up into their respective groups
>Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to do that
>This won't end well
>Almost immediately everyone gets lost
>404 figures he's better off without Level4
>He likes being alone
>Chowz is scared
>He doesn't want to be left alone again
>All of a sudden, an earth-shattering scream is heard by six of the campers
>They all rush around
>Trying to find the source of the scream
>404 yells "OH MY GOD"
>Level4's throat is slit and he's dead, lying peacefully on the ground
>Markhaox says "He's… Dead."
>The rest all yell "No fucking shit"
>Five campers are dead now
>Six remain

Player List:
Medic
Falcon
Level4
Markhaox
Bob
404
Robotnik
Serious Business
Derpson
Chowz
Weasel

oh.
my.
god.
IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS!

Whelp, off to the great pub in the sky for me…

>Six not so happy campers left
>Medic has joined 404 in sitting by the lake, contemplating and moping
>Everyone decides it's time to try and break out
>They can't take the fear anymore
>They wait until 1:00 in the morning to escape
>As Markhaox is about to be the first to climb the fence, the men hear ear-piercing feedback from the P.A. system
>An overly-enthusiastic voice starts to speak over the loudspeaker
>"Will the following campers please report to the camp office"
>"Forofor"
>"Medich"
>"Markhayocks"
>"Sersbisnos"
>"Chouseberger"
>"and Weasull"
>"Thank you!"
>The men cautiously approach the door to the office
>Weasel steps forward and opens the door carefully
>"Guys, it's saf---"
>Weasel is cut short by a silent predator
>Blood trickles through his shirt
>He stiffens up and falls forward, dead
>There is a single gunshot wound through his back into his heart
>The men hear a dull "clang" coming from inside
>They count, all six five of them are there
>They walk inside to find a record player, finished, leaning on the P.A. button
>They look at the record player
>It's the same one found at the scene of Robotnik's death
>They look inside the record player
>A single-shot pistol is inside
>Weasel was standing directly in front of the record player
>He was shot point-blank by that one gun and killed
>Five campers remaining

Player List:
Medic
Falcon
Level4
Markhaox
Bob
404
Robotnik
Serious Business
Derpson
Chowz
Weasel

Guys, you're down to 5 players and you still haven't figured out who's behind all of the murders.

C'mon! Step it up!

>mfw

I guess I weaseled and sneaked a bit too much in this.
Maybe the killer should of kept me because I kept a increasing distraction that people thought of me being the one.

At least I died honorable.
Thank you for my end Alejandro. It was good.

Eventhough my game is over, I would have to suspect Mark.
He's been oddly not into the suspicions and murders, and he posts quite eerily the 12 days of Christmas.
If you are the killer, Mark, good choice on going for me.

I would've probably got you…If it weren't for your meddling killing skills…

Shite! You didn't even let me post six geese-a-laying!
…
Five… Go-oold… Rings… Remain!
…
Day 5:
Not one, but two deaths occurred today. Level4 was found with his neck slit… and Weasel was shot as we entered the office. It's strange… Weasel was shot by the record player… and Level4 was dead after he found his whiskey missing…
markhaox14's hand slowly trembles as he stops writing, and he drops the pen… he then runs out
GUYS!!! I KNOW WHO DID IT!!!
everyone looks at him expectedly
IT WAS THE WHISKEY BOTTLE!!!
everyone goes WTF, markhaox14 smiles dopily as he believes he discovered the killer

Wow, I made it farther than expected.

So, are we moving on? I want to know who goes to the Final Four.

@markhoax14: Are you, by any chance, drunk? Just curious…

No… what makes you say that? I haven't touched alcohol in all my life. I'm sure that it was the missing whiskey bottle that killed everyone!

I was this game's alcoholic. But I'm dead now. I have occasionally (not very often though) posted on these forums while drunk although, interestingly enough, not in this thread.

That is pretty interesting in an ironic sort of way. Anyways, I wasn't trying to imply that markhoax14 was drunk IRL. Just curious as to why his character seemed to believe the whiskey bottle was behind the murder, is all.

Pretty much because my character kept mentioning whiskey and all the whiskey bottles he had stashed in the forest.

Don't worry guys, I'll set a trap for the killer!

markhaox14 lays unconscious in the campgrounds

>Five campers left
>404 is still sitting idly at the lake
>Medic, Serious Business, and Chowz decide to stay inside
>Markhaox is unconscious because an anvil cartoonishly fell on his head
>They bring him in
>Medic looks outside
>"Man, he's been sitting there forever… What's up with him?"
>"I think he's waiting," says Serious Business
>"Waiting to die"
>Chowz thinks he's just contemplating
>The others think he's very strange for getting over Derpson's death so quickly
>Markhaox wakes up groggily
>Serious Business suggests they go check on him
>They walk out
>"Hey 404, come on inside, we'll make it out!"
>No response
>Markhaox grabs his shoulder
>404 falls backwards, dead
>There are several pins in his face, holding up a smile
>A knife is stuck straight in his forehead
>404 never made it to 4
>Four campers remain

Player List:
Medic
Falcon
Level4
Markhaox
Bob
404
Robotnik
Serious Business
Derpson
Chowz
Weasel

Four colly birds remain…

Yes, I'm in the Final Four. I wonder if anyone is going to be suspicious about me.

So, are we allowed to talk after we've died or…?

Because I've had an idea of who the murderer is after the second night.

Yes yes! Share your speculations!

I thought it was 404, but i was wrong.

I'm thinking chowz. Could be wrong though.

I have a feeling its mark. It really wouldn't surprise me if it was him.