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Any room for the King of Trolls?

Any room for the King of Games?

You guys are not even in this, so please get out.

@Troll King / Professor Vino

Deadpool (The Opt1onal), Jetstream Sam, and Floating Marmot have 10-11 hours to complete the challenge.

Describe myself huh…..Ill do a list, paragraph waffle isn't my thing…..

My names Sam.
I live in England.
Was raised as a UK nationalist socialist.
I attend EDL rallies
I am highly respectful of the religious, never questioning of the churches validity.
I am your average working class person.
I also attend college.
My interests include things such as History and technology.
I am a hardcore gaymer (no casul), play xbox on a regular basis, when im not playing xbox I am thinking of playing xbox.
I have a cat.
I have a collection of wartime items, quite an expensive haul actually.
I also have a collection of warhammer and 40k, I am very skilled at painting them.

You would see me as the lower class uneducated rabble

Deadpool (The Opt1onal) and Floating Marmot are the only ones that haven't posted yet.

Deadpool (The Opt1onal) and Floating Marmot have six hours to complete the challenge.

If Deadpool and Floating Marmot do not post, then they will BOTH be eliminated while the others will move on without any judging.
If Deadpool or Floating Marmot post while the other doesn't, then the people that posted will be judged while the person that did not post will be eliminated. User with the lowest score will also be eliminated.
If Deadpool and Floating Marmot do post, then everyone will be judged while the person with the lowest score will be the only person eliminated.

Interesting, huh? This'll be tough. Here goes nothing.

My identity on the Internetz, specifically KYM, is FloatingMarmot. KYM has only been my handle for a few years, so I'm not one of those young, new fags. When I'm not surfing the web, I'm usually gaming. I live in Florida, the Sunshine State, which is also the leading cause of skin cancer, unfortunately for those people who despise sunscreen. I also hate mosquitoes, and there are way too many of the retched creatures where I live. Mad science, like DisturbedHuman, is also one of my hobbies, particularly Pyrotechnics and lasers.

Deadpool (The Opt1onal) you have two hours to complete the challenge, otherwise, you'll be disqualified. Since we have eight of the nine users post, they will be judged.

If Deadpool posts, then only the lowest scored person will be eliminated.
If Deadpool does not post, then he and the lowest scored person will be eliminated.

Deadpool has not posted in the 30 hour limit which means he's eliminated. The judges will now grade the other eight contestants.

Moargun-4
Needs moar gun
Endo-4
Apathy and ideas are things I can relate to very much
sting_auer-3
feels a bit short, but I loves me some communism
DisturbedHuman-4
I always endorse making shit up, but could of had more Nazis
Ann Hiro-5
Rhyming and disliking rude people? Throw in a bit of cannibalism and you could be Dr. Hannibal Seuss
Serious Business-5
Epic list of catastrophic proportions
Jetstream Sam-4
Your obsession with xbox intrigues me
FloatingMarmot-3
Loves me a good marmot, but could have been a bit longer

Moargun: 1. Just plain bland and unoriginal.

Endo: 3. Now, you realize just how bad of a person you are, which is a good thing in my eyes.

Sting: 4. I loves me communism and saxamaphone.

DisturbedHuman: 3. needs more aliens.

Ann: 4. The rhyming was a nice touch.

Serious: 2. I am not giving you a good score.

Sam: 3. I think you lead a relatively average life.

Marmot: 2. Eh. could have been longer, but somewhat good.

My ratings:

Moargun
1- All that disguishes you from everyone else is your name. Wow, you must be suffering from amnesia. At least, you could've made a story up.
Jetstream Sam
5- I don't support Nazism, but I approve of you telling the truth. I also like the fact that you are the type of kid who follows what his parents raised him as.
Ann Hiro
3- Nice rhyming.
Sting_Auer
4- I feel you, bro.
Serious Business
4- You have presented your submission in a nice way.
Endo
5- I've never thought I'd find my copy. The only difference is that I have a good computer, but I suffer from writers block too.
Disturbed Human
5- I like how you made up an interesting story.
Floating Marmot
2- Your grammar skills do not impress me.

This just in! I am hearing that Iran may not be able to judge this week! So we wait for the final judge!

PS: Marmot lied. He's been on for like a month.

I've found out otherwise. It was a false alarm yesterday.

No, I created an account about a month ago. I've been enjoying KYM for about a year.

@crouching sloth

My challenge was exactly 100 words. The minimum was 75 and the maximum was 100. I wasnt allowed to make it longer.

Captain Douglas J. Falcon wrote:

Serious: 2. I am not giving you a good score.

>mfw

Thanks for the helpful feedback, Doug.

It's time for the results:

Moargun – 6
Endo – 12
Sting Auer – 11
Disturbed Human – 12
Ann Hiro – 12
Serious Business – 11
Jetstream Sam – 12
Floating Marmot – 7

KYM has voted. The contestant leaving the competition is Moargun.

Oh dddaaaarrnnn

Judges:

Crouching Sloth
Iran
Captain Douglas J Falcon

Contestants:

Endo
Sting Auer
Disturbed Human
Ann Hiro
Serious Business
Jetstream Sam
Floating Marmot

Challenge: Draw a car and make it as detailed and awesome as you can.

This is a «Aluminum and Steel Mini-car». All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It is powered by a ☼Two-Cylinder Gasoline Engine☼ and rolls on a ≡Rubber and Aluminum Wheels≡.

On it is an image of Sting_Auer, Founder of the Survivors City-State of the Post-Zombie World in steel armor. He is standing menacingly over a survivor. The survivor is cowering. The image relates to the Great Alcoholing of Sting_Auer in the year 2018, where Sting_Auer barricaded himself in his quarters after drinking alcohol for the first time and screamed incomprehensibly at his followers.

Thanks for kicking the second challenge off Sting Auer.

I should really take up that whole "counting" thing.

Sorry if this looks rushed, a couple of friends from alaska visited so I've been a little busy
I tried to put awesome things in it (I know I'll think of something I missed once I post it, but that's life)

We got a big threat in this challenge.

Can't draw, have this and donut steel

Contestants:

Endo
Sting Auer
Disturbed Human
Ann Hiro
Serious Business
Jetstream Sam
Floating Marmot

Ann Hiro, Serious Business, and Floating Marmot have 13 hours to complete the challenge.

This time, I only want one contestant eliminated. So here's what will happen, if Ann Hiro, Serious Business, and Floating Marmot do not complete the challenge, then the user with the lowest score out of those three from the first challenge will be eliminated.

I hope I made it here on time!

Sorry if it's late.

I can't view the image. Could you upload it to KYM?

I can't see anyone's image either

Here it is again. I hope you can see it.

You can't embed email attachments. Save it to your computer, and reupload it.

Ouch Floating Marmot, I can't see it. You and Ann Hiro have five hours to post your picture.

@madcat

But I need a URL for the image source. I can't just upload it from my computer.

Try right clicking your image and selecting "Copy image URL"

I meant upload it to an image host (e.g. KYM, imgur, minus, etc.) and embed it from there.

Ohh, Ok. Sorry. Here ya go.

Hope that worked.

Ok Ann Hiro, any day now.

Ann Hiro just messaged me. He said he'll be at work for 8 hours. The deadline is in 4 hours. Should I disqualify him or give him extra time?

I present to you the invisible car.

I could care less. Extra time is fine for me, but I'm not a judge.

Are you sure that's what you want to submit? You're a good artist. I could give you until midnight CT.

I don't mind a little delay.