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Endo
Jetstream Sam
Serious Business
Floating Marmot

floating marmot
where you at dawg
dawg
where you at
srsly dawg

Well he is a "floating marmot".Maybe he floated off. Into space. Or something.

Floating Marmot has until 3:30 PM Central Time tomorrow. If he does not post by then, he will be eliminated and the three people that posted will advance to the semifinals without any judging. If Marmot does make it before his time is up, then the contestants will be judged and the contestant with the lowest score will be eliminated.

Floating Marmot, you have two hours left.

Marmot has less than an hour.

The time is up and Floating Marmot has not posted in this challenge. He has been eliminated. The scores from this challenge and the scores from the next challenge will determine who's going to the finals.

Sam: 4. It rolls, but it doesn't rock.

Endo: 4. A gif, but it's just okay.

Serious: 5. These people clearly didn't get on your medievalevel.

And to think that I was seriously contemplating sticking a rocking chair to it….and didn't…

Jetstream Sam-4
That doesn't look safe
Endo-5
Totally tubular, bra
Serious Business-4
Lutes

We have a problem. Iran has deactivated her account. I'll judge the entries.

Jetstream Sam – I'm giving you a 4 because it covers the roll, but not the rock.
Endo – I'm giving you a 5 because you made a rocking gif.
Serious Business – I'm giving you a 3 because it's more of a mandolin than a guitar.

Scores:

Jetstream Sam – 12
Endo – 14
Serious Business – 12

The next to last challenge will involve the three contestants writing their own song. The song must have at least 300 words and must include the usual formula. You have 48 hours to complete it.

Intro lyrics
Verse lyrics 1
Chorus lyrics
Verse lyrics 2
Chorus lyrics again
Setup for the solo lyrics
Verse lyrics 3
Outro lyrics

I don't even song bro….

You can't write a song?

Is standing on Lego painless?

So you can't do a simple writing challenge.

Should I change the challenge?

Its completely your choice and the other contestants opinions

(Just write a poem. Nobody will know.)

Ok, write a poem of at least 100-200 words.

Almost half of your times are up guys.

Everyone has 26 hours to post a 100-200 word poem.

Damn, all this writing makes me wish I had found the challenge earlier.

Who are you? You're not in this contest.

Where the hell is everyone?

Contestants:

Endo
Jetstream Sam
Serious Business

Challenge: Write a 100-200 word poem.

Where is everybody?

Im trying to think of half decent poem subject

Dinosaurs in thongs

Okay, okay. I wrote a song.
What? It's just a poem that I imagine sung.

Back in two-thousand-eight I had been up too late
on a Friday on the web cause I ain’t got no date.
“That feel when no GF”, but then I saw some things
that the people in the know had started calling “memes”.

So I went to check it out and found the same old source:
what seemed to me to be a large creative force.
But upon further review I had to shield my eyes:
I found a terrible malevolent surprise

Why you gotta do this to me, 4chan?
So hideous, and yet so free.
You gotta be so entertaining,
but I wish I could unsee.
I don’t think I should be here.
Why you gotta do this to me, 4chan?
Maybe I had better let you be.

You have a genius sense of humor, and a razor wit,
but sometimes I get tired of your endless sh**.
I feel like all my friends I should be sure to warn:
you brought us lovely ponies and gross pony porn.

Anonymous: you’ve never made a difference- SIKE!
but stop hunting down dumb weirdos who you just don’t like.
Your activism’s powerful, but leaves me floored.
When angry, you make sense, yet you’re threat when bored.

4chan, you’re amazing, but I need to flee.
You’re making me the man I hoped I’d never be.
An angry pervy loser who don’t give a f**k.
Yet conforms to all your customs cause now I’m stuck.

Why you gotta do this to me, 4chan?
So hideous, and yet so free.
You gotta be so entertaining,
but I wish I could unsee.
I don’t think I should be here.
Why you gotta do this to me, 4chan?
Maybe I had better let you be.

Endo and Jetstream Sam have four hours to complete the task.

shit shit shit im sorry my internet provider was undergoing maintenance
ill work as quick as i can

Scenarios:

If both Endo and Jetstream Sam complete the challenge, then all three contestants will be judged based on the combination of the scores from the guitar challenge and this challenge. Lowest score will be eliminated.

If only one completes the challenge, the other contestant will be eliminated and the two contestants that completed the challenge will advance to the finals.

If neither Endo and Jetstream Sam complete the challenge, then Endo will advance to the final because he had a higher score in the guitar challenge.

almost done

I don’t care what your problem is, cuz your problem ain’t mine
My shit’s so fly, it’s like I’m not even tryin’
Cops run the other way when they see me comin’
They hide when they hear my theme song hummin’
People hide their stuff, but I'll take it cuz I want
The whole city's min, from the Hudson to Central Park
I do what I want, I’d like to see you try and stop me
Only idiots try, like that stupid-ass Green Goblin
Thinking he could make me give in to his demands

Jetstream Sam has 40 minutes to complete the challenge.

hurry jetstream you can do it
we believe in you

I-I did it guys, I really did it….

Sorry that this poem is shit
you will just have to tolerate it
I don't know what im doing
but im sure you won't see this coming
because this is phresh
and from a crèche
only the very best
when it comes to the contest
I can't make this 100 hundred werds
because that's just one big herd
you will just have to make do with this
and try not to take the piss
I wasn't even going to attempt this
I don't find this bliss
im not one for writings songs
im more into smoking bongs making thongs punching kongs banging gongs
but Im still putting in the effort
and hopefully this makes the works for cut expected amount of effort Lefort
So there you have it
straight from my armpit endless pool of wit
a work of art
not just any fart
have at it
you git

But seriously….

ENDO-3
Serious-4
Sam-5

Endo-3
Serious-5
Sam-4

Endo – I'm giving you a 4 because its too short, but you make some of the damage up with the Spiderman picture.
Sam – I'm giving you a 4 since it kinda seemed rushed especially when you had less than an hour.
Serious – I'm giving you a 5 because I like how you combined rap and poetry about 4chan.

The results are in:

Endo – 24
Jetstream Sam – 25
Serious Business – 26

KYM has voted. The contestant that is going home is………Endo.

Judges:

Me
Falcon
Sloth

Contestants:

Jetstream Sam
Serious Business

Final Challenge: Draw something or write a 200 word story. The catch is that if the first contestant draws something, the second contestant must write a story. If the first contestant writes a story, then the second contestant must draw something.

Farewell, ENDO! You've done well!



>mfw made it to finals


>mfw more drawing/writing

Drawing writing/challenge you say…..

I gots dis….
But now to decide which one to do

alright well i'm gone
but for srsly i had a ton of fun
if there's ever a Season 3, let me know, I'd love to participate / be a judge in the next one

It will be a while before season 3. Don't want to beat a dead horse. Anyways, Serious Business and Jetstream Sam, do you have something?

Nothing yet……..might do a picture though..

This is still going?

Yeah, it's the finals.