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I'll start with an easy one, guys like to go bowling but don't follow the rules.

Edit: before any grimmer nazis point it out *then we Fixed it for you. -BRUCKER

I'm going to guess The Big Lebowski.
An weird old man entices a young boy to join some ancient cult with a phallic-like rod object. The boy then gets involved with a criminal and a monarch. The movie ends with the boy committing an act of terrorism against the current government.

Dicks

Twilight
My turn:
The dog fucking dies

Star wars episode three

Old yeller.

And yes, it was the big lebowski

It could also be Marley and Me.

A girl finds a hole.

Characters reunite, but the canine character only gets one frickin' line.

@Adam I'm guessing Anchorman?
My turn:
It's got a detective and a hell of a lot of cannons.
EDIT: All cannons are canon. Canon cannons.

My best guess is Who Frammed Roger Rabbit

Description:
People die.

Night of the Living Dead

Also Crona, you guessed wrong, and that surprises me.

Guy makes up story based on things on a corkboard

The Usual Suspects.

Germans freeze to death.

Dead Snow
Guy writes notes on his body

Yeah IDK That movie yet…
Girl goes to a ballet academy in Europe, and realizes that it is full of witches later

Black Swan?

This one guy tries to improve his life by never saying "no" to anything.

Yes Man.

Guys in suits attempt to rob diamond store, fail miserably.

We're going into the danger zone.

Top Gun

Since my first one was guessed incorrectly, I'll try it again with added words

Characters reunite and find out that some disease is going on, but the canine character only gets one frickin’ line.

Assuming that was your clue, either The Hunger Games or I Am Legend. (Fuq, I Am Legend was probably the one for "The dog dies")
My clue:
ITF (in This Film) rude Frenchmen
EDIT: Ninja'd by Adam, but I still have no idea what his movie is.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
a guy gets stuck in a computer.

The Matrix
As my previous one isn't guessed yet, here's an extra clue
Guy writes notes on his body
Also writes notes on the back of some photos

Memento.

A few people wake up and are promptly massacred except for one and a cat.

@Mike. Close, but it was Stalingrad.

Aliens.

Irish people attempt to gain independence, fail miserably.

@Connor the Brony: Pet Sematary?

A guy wants gets tricked while being tricked. All made up by his brother, so he stops being such an asshole.

Trix cereal commercials.

Okay, so, this girl did this thing at a place, and so she went to a place to talk to a guy about that thing. The guy looked like that one other guy in that one movie, you know? Anyways, the girl and the guy did stuff at a place in the city somewhere and now the dog died and it was sad.

Close enough: Alien, not Aliens.

I would say Braveheart, but that was Scottish independence.

A bunch of dudes go camping to return some jewelry.

Lord of the Rings.

Some people are killed.

Practically every action and horror movie ever.

A visual novel, except it's a film. and no export for you.

I'm gonna say Sin City…

Some guy goes to the store and gets the job to be a guy that kills other people. He uses yarn and shit.

No effing clue, but since yarnboy killed the thread I'll toss out a new one to get it started again.

So there's these latchkey kids… Mom's not home and Dad's busy working. The kids start hanging out with this fat lazy bum of a neighbour who lives outside of town. When he's not sleeping off something from the night before, he shows them how to grow plants and takes them on psychedelic trips. And there's corn.

Children of the Corn, and also, that was too obvious.
A bunch of idiots look for some wineglass and get sidetracked by Frenchmen and rabbits.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Guy fights terrorists. Gets sick and almost dies, but gets better. Fights more terrorists.

Robocop (He gets home sick, and almost dies)

Things flying, energy weapons, and the villain is wearing black.
A fight scene at a very high place.
(And it isn't Star Wars.)

Since it's not Star Wars… then it must be ERAGON (original story donut steel)

Before cable, a normal guy and a silly guy decide television programming should include more dumb jokes and Kramer. They almost have to stop, but then they don't, because the silly guy saves everyone.

Don't mind this post

You were soooooo close!!!
The Dungeons, and Dragons movie

Is it UHF, Serious?
Some guy finds out everything in his life is fake.

Im guessing Inception…
Some dick eats tampons

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@Mack : you're right!
And I'm pretty sure it's THE TRUMAN SHOW, not Inception.
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A movie about an animal and his robotic doppelganger.

Is is a Sonic the Hedgehog movie? If so, I will retroactively refer the next poster back to Derp.exe not found's unanswered post.

DO NOT MIND THIS POST
I think it was Stranger Than Fiction.

Also, to everyone, mine was Wanted.

DO NOT MIND THIS POST

@Sir Crona: mine was supposed to be My Neighbour Totoro. (I haven't seen Children of the Corn.)
@Joe: Godzilla vs. Mecha-Godzilla.

There's this shy dude who swears a lot and he has to stop Hitler.

Iron Sky?
A movie about a big legion that dies in battle against an even bigger legion.

300.

I thought I invented this game!

Anyway, guy says "I must fight the robots" and then he was the robots.

iRobot?

Anyways, so this guy and all these other people are being hunted by some robots or something and they get into an alternate reality and stuff. There's a lot of guns and endless hallways.

Oh yeah, and doors. I thought those were my favorite characters.

That's The Matrix. (previous one guessed as Matrix was actually Tron.) And mine wasn't I, Robot, but it cracks me up how many of these descriptions are bad enough to fit several movies.

There's these lesbians…except it was all a dream…maybe.

Jason X

Boy who has an old man mentor, and fights great evil with an aid of a special item.

Harry Potter
A man vents his hatred through murder and one woman profits from it through her business.

Yes, actually. Sonic the Hedgehog: the Movie, to be exact.

I feel obligated to post another now:
A kid turns into stone.

Pokemon: The Movie, Ash is turned into stone by Mew and Mewtwo powers, right? – Two kids playing a gameboard.

Jumanji.
A guy meets his autist brother