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This is a game when you try to hold onto the treasure. If you do not have it, you post a way to get it. The treasure is sealed in a vault. Ready? Go.

Blow up the fucking vault.
I wear bulletproof, blastproof, airtight, fireproof, acidproof armor, and carry the treasure on my person.

My person says "THE GAME" to your person. I then swipe the treasure, leaving you dumbfounded.

I punch you in the dick and steal that shit.

I throw grenade at you leaving pin attached you get confused I steal treasure then I pound your face in with said grenade

I punch Sanic in the kidneys, and when I realize he doesn't have the treasure, I punch him in the kidneys again for not knowing roleplay in character/metagame etiquette.

I hire a thug to do a drive by with blank rounds and sneak up behind you cowards and take it

"Gentlemen."backstab

SPAH TAKIN' OUR TREASAH!

Hey spy…

takes treasure

Oh, hello Pyro…

Takes treasure

Oh hello sniper.

TAKE THIS, MAGGOT!

insert rockets here

Fires minigun while laughing and takes treasure.

But the treasure chest turns out to be a spy.

See you in Switzerland!

PLOT TWIST
The treasure was really CURSED AZTEC GOLD!
Now y'all motherfuckers gotta undo the curse, or you'll all turn into SKELLYMENS

I got this.

Returns gold to chest and spills ProjectENDO's blood over it.
Curse is broken, carry on.

Oh wait, we need a treasure.

Throws a gold bar onto the floor

Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

Throws gold bar onto the floor

I take the gold bar, add it into another treasure chest, put on a jet pack and blast outta here while holding a middle finger as high as I can.

Jumper Stumper
Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.

Close enough to jetpacking.

While you shot your missile, I shoot you from behind and take the treasure.

trips you
Problem?
Grabs gold bar and teleports away
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Ohai
takes gold bar

So much for teleportation technology.

Burns spy, then Chaos Controls away

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUAHUAHUA

NO, I WILL NOT GIB EMRLDS.

By powers beyond your comprehension (aka internet) you uncontrollably start singing and dancing like He-man.

While you are stuck in this horribly fabulous dance, I snatch the treasure from under your nose and ride off into the sunset.

You later find out that treasure is a decoy, and the real one is located in Hollywood. I then eat Sir Crona's kidneys.

First of all I fire the BFG-9000 at John Mirra because NO ONE TRIES THAT ON ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

Then I go find the real treasure, and just get off the goddamn planet with it.

"No, tahrdan, you are the demons!"

Your brittle zombie arms fall off, allowing me to run away with the treasure back to earth.

shoots rocket with missile and catches falling gold bar amongst debris

I then jail Ricky for using bad fucking language. Kids live here, you prick.

I assassinate you with a sniper and steal the gold bar. I then go to the Rangers Ballpark In Arlington and bury my treasure.

I then finger your butt, leaving you disturbed. I take the treasure, while "they" put you in a mental institution.

While you walk away with the treasure, you accidentally smell the finger you just used to enter Chowz with, fainting by the smell. This gives me the chance to take the treasure, and flee with it.

When you think I'm unconscious, I grab you by the balls and pull you down to Internet hell.

The Robot Devil comes out with a huge dildo-with-nails-in-it and beats you unconcious with it because Robot Hell is now Internet Hell.

I then steal the treasure, and run away to the Tomb of Giants to blend in with other bones.

My soul eats your bonies. I then possess Gaston.

Once I get the treasure, I use it for sex things.

"Hey, vats happening in this place?"

Sees the gold

"FREEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOONEYYY!"

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Pfff… Who are you? My boss? STFU man, I post and write whatever I want. You don't want to be desactivated again, right?

Here is treasure. Not THE treasure, but treasure.

awoken, buys duct tape, use duct tape on senate building sonic entered use remaining duct tape, sonic escapes but gets shot, then steal gold bar

And while you're down, I take the gold and sail off to waters unknown.

look at your gold, now back to me, now back to your gold, now back to me
sadly your gold isn't me. Look up your in a cage, look down i have the gold
everything is possible when you are danish

>Everything is possible when you are Danish

Indeed. This makes you vulnerable to rather awkward situations.
The person you have caged through the Old Spice manoeuvre is in fact a robot decoy, while the gold you're holding right now is actually Pyrite, aka fool's gold.

Did I also mention that the ship is sinking?

This post quits getting low krama by 2 morons, and then I go to the real treasure location.

I grab the treasure with my gravity gun and use the portal gun to portal away. Close portals. Profit!

all of your gold are belong to us

By the Order of Grammar, I claim this treasure as your punishment for your grotesque violation of the Sacred Grammar.

sorry john but the treasure is in the hands of another user

I will give the gold to the first user that kills that toad.

I kill the toad and Tahrdan. The gold is mine bitches.