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You are thrown in jail for murder while I confiscate the gold.

While you were calling the cops to get Chowz in jail, I pickpocket you, steal the gold, and sneak away.

kicks mike gold bar is picked up by me uses it to beat the living crap out of mike

Ow!
Takes off 4chan party hat, pokes in your eyes with it
takes gold bar and leaves

As you were prancing about with your treasure, you suddenly feel something snap around your waist. To your horror, you start twerking uncontrollably. As you look down, you can see you have a new belt labeled "Twerkatron 3000: Miley Cyrus Edition".

Smugly, I take the gold in front of you and walk off as you stand there powerless by the foul device.

Wololo

you will now give me that treasure

I pull out a gun and shoot you in the face.
I walk off carrying the treasure in that same suit I mentioned earlier.

I pull my finger on your gun hole and it explodes.
I run with the gold.

In reality you are all inside the Matrix playing with the fake treasure.

Fortunately I took the Redpill and have the real treasure.

Stay mad Bluepill fags

You took too many of the Red Pill so you OD on reality.

I take the treasure from your frothing corpse, then I change my name, appearance, and move away to become a board game mascot.

RUN WITH THE GOLD WITH UBERCHARGE ACTIVATED

I eat my teeth and take the treasure down to the nether.

1 gold bar, eh? Well, i break it into nuggets and make a golden apple and eat it! Now I'm the treasure!

I fly by on my hastily rebuilt jetpack and attempt to take you with me, but the weight is too much and we crash. I also dropped another treasure chest on the way down.

takes treasure chest

I'll hide in the most disturbing tag on tumblr. They'll never set foot into such a suicide location.

I'm sorry, Lone K. I'm afraid I can't let you do that

This treasure is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

RPG ATTACK

RUN LONE K RUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!

Amidst the chaos of a malfunctioning AI and rocket fire, I take the treasure and sneak off.

first i'll poison your food with a grenade

und then i take ze treasure for mainself and hidz it on ze zombie island!
in space!

You wont take off on my watch
sticky bomb placed on rocket

Good thing I eat shrapnel for breakfast…

Without milk.

After the carnage, I plunder the treasure from the wreckage and once again set sail to Skull Island.

Good thing i have a jet ski on my trailer.
*drives upon boat throwing you off and blowing up jet ski while driving away leaving you to die.

While sailing towards Skull Island, the wind dies (is that a correct expression? Please correct me if it's not).
I catch up on you with my motorboat, after destroying the evil device John put on me.
Enters boat, throws pocket sand in your eyes, leaves with treasure

seems like you are ready for anything… except for THIS!

Muhaha the treasure is once again mine!

Still wearing the handcuffs, I strangle you with them and take the treasure.

During the sea battle (which, apparently, largely consist of explosive sandwiches), I managed to catch up with my plan B (aka mini-sub).

After stealing and sneaking sneaking away with the treasure, I leave you to your food fight of the century and finally arrive on Skull Island.

It turns out as that Skull Island is a nuclear missile test site. When you arrive, the island blows you and your sub up as the treasure is sent flying towards me. I grab it and travel to San Francisco.

You realize you have no cash to live on, and you are forced to pawn your treasure chest to me.

I go outside of the pawn store and put on a mask. I proceed to rob you of the treasure and your money. Gotta go before the cops come.

I still have the treasure.

Medic have the treasure
^
this statment is true
^
this statment is a lie

but the real truth is.

that i have the treasure and while you wasted time reading this already escaped

Sorry Viuff but while you were typing all that I had enough time to figure out you're real name and write it down on my death note, even as I type this down you must be feeling a sharp intense pain on you're chest right about now and when the pain becomes unbearable and you fall over, lying on the floor desperately clinging to life, that's when I'll steal the treasure. Oh and before I leave I like to say some final words to you

I hacked the game so I has the treasure.

sorry you can't do that takes off 4chan party hat off of eye throws it at sonic's brain now I take treasure

It's not Sonic, it's Sanic. Sanic.EXE. I ate the hat & the treasure.

failed in trap notice uses gravity gun, throws you up and down now the treasure lifts sanic.EXE's corpse gets treasure

SUDDENLY, A WILD TRAIN APPEARS!

It runs you over, leaving me to take the treasure.

since crow failed to spell my name right i am still alive
and i think it is high time we get real so! i suggest we split the treasure half and half
thats right it is time for

Team death match? Alright I'm on team Dalek, so that way when they're done killing all of you I'll take the treasure. Take it away guys.

You keep using that word "treasure".
I do not think it means what you think it means.

Use Jaeger mech and crush all of you puny humans. Then take the treasure to myself.

I win!

You open the treasure chest, only to find fecal matter.

W-Wait if all that the treasure chest had was poop, what's the point in fighting for it?
This makes no sense.

BUT, there is another treasure chest, which contains 10 pounds of platinum. Good luck getting it open, though. There is no opening, & the chest is made of diamond.

summons mech suit of titanium super mech murder sanic.EXE shots fired now lay on it mech

I can't die. But you can, for you're merely a boss. looks into your soul

at least i'm not an computer program hits delete button

I can't be deleted either. Meanwhile, I'm hammering at the chest.

I walk in, examine the chest, lightly tap the top and the chest falls apart, revealing its contents. I attempt to take the platinum but my jet pack spontaneously reactivates from the wreckage and crashes into me and jetpack and I are blasted off to who knows where.

Meanwhile, we are shocked to see the chest is growing back.