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Dinosaur Era…always wanted to eat dinosaur meat….hunting time! All I need to do is to preserve my ammo.

Would you rather get violated and raped by Barney the purple dinosaur or be forced to eat a bunch of dead babies?

Eat the dead babies.

Would you rather get punched by Broly or get cut by Rorona Zoro?

I would get punched by Broly please! Broly is amazing. It would be totally worth it.

Would you rather have sex with Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman?

Michelle Bachmann. I feel like she'd be more gentle.

Would you rather…

Rule the Internet as its one true master.

OR

Rule a rather large (but bankrupt and damaged) nation.

Rule the Internet.

Would you rather be stuck on Reddit for the rest of your life or stuck on Funnyjunk for the rest of your life?

Stuck on reddit.

Would you rather be a dick, or be known for having a small dick

Be a dick.

Would you rather suck dicks for a living or cut other people's balls off for a living?

OH GOD WHY
(sigh) I think I'll choose to cut off other's balls.

Would you rather see every cupcake as a baby, or every baby as a cupcake?

See cupcakes as babies.

Would you rather…

Get a rim job…

Or get a rimjob?

My car can only take standard hubcaps so the latter please.

Would you like BBQ sauce or Aoli on your Chicken Nuggets?

I hate both of these sauces. I think i'll go with BBQ.
Seriously.. Way way better than garlic.

Would you rather be able to fly or be elastic?

I wanna fly. I mean, who doesn't?!
K', would you rather be an Pirate or a Samurai?

Samurai, I have a katana anyways….Plus they're more skilled :)

Would you rather get your balls put in a blender that is turnedon or jump off a cliff and have your balls land on the tip of the Eiffel Tower?

Get my balls land on Eiffel Tower. At least it will be intact.

WOULD YOU RATHER ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE or only type in lowercase?

UPPERCASE, THE LOUDER THE BETTER

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR BALLS SMASHED BY THOR'S HAMMER OR PUNCHED FULL FORCE BY THE HULK?

i think i would rather have my balls smashed by thor's hammer
would you rather suck OP or read a wall of text?

Read a wall of text. It could be one letter of text and still take up a wall.

Would you rather have a troll face as your real face for the rest of your life, or be Christian Weston Chandler for the rest of your life?

I'll be a true troll then.
Would you rather eat only Surströmming for a month, or eat everything with Sriracha?

Eat everything with Sriracha.

Would you rather be forced to tell 100 Christian kids that Santa isn't real or tell 25 Jewish kids that Hitler is still alive?

Tough one. Have to go with the christians.

Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you have to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Hiccups all the way

Would you rather fight a ghost with your bare fist or fight a shark with a spork?

I'll fight the ghost. Pick a fight with a shark and you're screwed. At least you could escape if you're losing to the ghost.

Would you rather visit the world of Earthbound/Mother, or would you rather visit the Mushroom Kingdom?

Mushroom Kingdom.
Would you rather passionately kiss your biggest enemy or your father?

HATE SNOGS ALL THE WAY

Would you rather have a speach impediment or take a shit at everyone you meet?

Speech impediment.

would you rather watch Batman & Robin or watch Superman IV?

Probably go with Batman and Robin, it's "funny" bad IMO.

Would you rather replace Frodo Baggins in the Lord of the Rings and go destroy the One Ring, or replace Luke Skywalker in Star Wars?

Both of them have a good storyline, I guess replacing i'm replacing Frodo Baggins.

Would you rather get a faggot or become a faggot?

Get a faggot?

Would you rather always feel extremely hot or extremely cold?

Extremely cold.

Would you rather be Aquaman or Beast?

Mmm, I'll be Beast.

Would you rather own the Omnitrix (from Ben 10) or the Phone Dial pendant thing from the "Dial H for Hero" comics?

The Omnitrix.
Would you rather lick sandpaper or wipe with it?

Lick.

Sneeze fire or Burp acid?

Sneeze fire

Would you rather read Twilight or read 50 shades of grey?

Read 50 shades of grey!

Would you rather fight 10 charging titans or 50 charging cannibals?

50 charging cannibals, easy enough if i got a shotgun and smg

Would you rather scrub people's balls for a living or clean the whole empire state building with only a toothbrush as a living?

Empire state building because I would scrub with a toothbrush and get paid for it.

Zombie Apocalypse or Alien Invasion?

Zombies cause realistically speaking if aliens ever invade the earth then humanity is fucked.

Would you rather stop an eldritch abomination from devouring all of reality by sacrificing all life on earth, expect yours or do you join the cosmic horror and become it's eternal servant as it devours the earth?

Earth dies either way so I might as well not let its death go in vane, I choose to stop the eldritch abomination.

Would you rather live forever but can still take bodily harm and die from wounds or would you rather be invincible but still age?

The first option sounds better in my opinion.

Would you rather be Xerneas or Yveltal?

I'd go for Yveltal. I'm pretty sure that Yveltal(s) can fly, so that's good.

Would you rather be an Enderman or become any Touhou character of your choice?

I'd become a Marisa and Master Spark my enemies in their face.
Would you rather learn a Pokemon move or learn a DoTA skill?

Never played DoTA so I'd rather learn Shadow Force to pull pranks and easily escape trouble!

Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island or lost in a jungle, both options also come with being stranded/lost with any KYM user of your choice.

I'd be lost in a jungle.

Would you rather lose the ability to smell or lose the ability to taste?

Lose the ability to taste.

Would you rather twerk for ten hours or take 1,000 selfies in a row.

1000 selfies would be over a lot faster depending on how fast you take the pictures, so let's go with that.

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or…

Would you rather have to eat at Cracker Barrel for supper for the rest of your life?

Red Robin. Yum? Maybe.

. . .

Go through LAX's metal detection as a hardcore medieval knight RP'er
or
Volunteer as one of Microsoft's demonstrative actors showing off yet another gimmicky, buggy, poorly thought iteration of the o̶v̶e̶r̶h̶y̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶b̶c̶a̶m̶ Kinect?

Volunteer at Microsoft. They'll credit me, right?

Would you rather refer to yourself in third person all the time or never say your name again?

Never say my name again. I can just write it down for people or wear a "Hello, my name is X" sticker all the time!
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Would you rather watch the entire Doctor Who Series (From the first episode to the new ones) nonstop, or would you rather watch the entire Simpsons series nonstop?

I pick Doctor Who.

Would you rather be locked up with The Joker in a cell or would you rather be stranded on a planet inhabited by insane Daleks?

The Dalek planet, as there's the chance that The Doctor will come to your rescue.

Would you rather be Bowser or King Dedede?