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Post your best dead baby jokes! I guess I'll start…
Q: There is a pile of 100 babies, 99 are dead, but 1 is alive. How do you tell which one is alive?
A: Stab each one with a pitchfork, and the one that squealed "was" alive.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
I only eat pizza once a week.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
What's a difference between a dead baby and a sub sandwich?
I don't fuck the sandwich before I eat it.
Q: What is worse then ten dead babie stapled to ten trees?
A: One dead baby stapled to ten trees!
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