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YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THEN A PENGUINS BREATH AFTER EATING FISH!

You should've been a crusty stain on your dad's sock.

This is what you will never hear from the anime of BokuTomo…

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckkkkkkkkk! God damn gravity you piece of shit…! You don't care who it is as long as you can pull down on them, do you, you little bitch!! Gravity, you piggy bitch slut! Holy fucking shit what a god damn whore you are…! Hah, you're Earth's greedy little slut, you damn bitch in heat! Fuck you universal gravitation, you're just Newtonian Mechanics' dirty little whore! You're just the crusty semen left over in that slutty apple's pussy after that son of a bitch Isaac fucked its rotten juices! Special theory of relativity, you impotent phimosis piece of shit! Einstein, you old limp dick fuck! What, got something to say!? Then move that tiny little twig of yours faster! Cum faster than the speed of light! A pig that can't fly through space-time is just a piece of shit that reeks of semen and can't even last 5 seconds in his wet dreams! Fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking FUCKING

UNIVERRRRRRRRRSSSEE!!"

--Rika Shiguma

You weren't worth the time it took for your parents to meet.

200 insults just for you.

You're as cuddly as a cactus; you're as charming as an eel, Mister GriiiiiiiHINCH.

Darksydephil/DSP is a better gamer than you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I could eat you for breakfast short stack

Insult a doctor.

That face is something only a blind rock would love.

These insults are bloody awful!

DO IT YOU NUBS!

I could insult the fact that everyone here is a shallow, unoriginal. moron who can't think up their own insults without reciting popular media or posting reaction images.

But, I'm suppose to jokingly insult people, not post facts.

I won't even use normal sized font to tell you how much you suck ass.

@Liche

C'mon man, what do you expect?

They are just simple idiots whose life is so miserable that they spend their time in this shit hole instead of doing something productive.

Don't blame them for being a bunch of retards. It's not their fault you know.

You…My Foe!
Are the Worst Victim of My Stalking Ever! I mean you Are so Bad at your skills
You a Pathetic Worm! An Heretic, Even Jesus Wouldn't Have mercy on you.
But you are So Bad that Lucifer Wouldn't Accept you!
NIETHER WOULD SHADMAN!
Now I will, for the First Time, Stop stalking YOU, Because of you Deeds, and morals.

You are so fucking stupid your very presence is making my brain cells slowly fry themselves to death. You are so asinine, so dense, you make Shadman cringe. You make YouTube trolls question the very existence of humanity. You make the uncultured swines of this blue and green marble look like they've studied at Harvard. You are so ugly you make Bieber look at least presentable in public. Kill yourself, you're doing this fucking planet a damn favor, you lifeless, oxygen wasting reject.

What's wrong? wish your daddy didn't stick his dick into yo mommy?!

You big, fat, ugly stupid-head!!!

Wha!? Well you're a… BUTT FACE!

NOW THAT'S JUST GOING TOO FAR.

NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE!

YOU'RE A TRIPLE MOTHERFUCKER.

>pompous crotch jockey

THY MATERNAL FIGURE BE SO ROTUND SHE REQUIRES DRAPES OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE SIZE TO CLOTHE HERSELF!

That was easily the most terrifying thing I have ever read.

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU BLOOD SUCKING HARLOT!!!