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Ooooooooooooooooohhh snap! Here we go!

Kill all 3. Take their insurance. Escape to Mexico and live off of tacos and beer.

Kill BSoD
Fuck RandomMan
Marry HolyCrapItsBob

Kill bob
Marry Randomman
Fuck bsod

Fuck BSoD, Marry Bob, then kill myself.

Because how can I live with myself having made those choices in life?

Marry all 3.

Because i'm lonely.

Marry BSOD because fangirl logic. (Forum Game Rivals. And by Fangirl Logic: Rivals = Secret Lovers)
Fuck RandomMan because those dragon dildos aren't going to use themselves.
And kill Bob because it's actually impossible to kill Bob. So nothing happens except me getting looked at disappointingly.

Fuck RM
Fuck Bob
Fuck myself

Fuck RandomMan because I wanna jack that rabbit.
Marry Blue Screen because I want to spend the rest of my life with him.
Kill Bob because I don't want Blue or RandomMan to die.

Everyone feel free to post your own FMK

Kill the Cheeto
Fuck Play games with the Goat
Marry SRJ

I'd marry BSOD.

Then I'd fuck BSOD.

Then I'd kill BSOD.

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Then I'd fuck BSOD.

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Then I'd get into a crazy polygamist marriage/sex arrangement with RandomMan and Bob worthy of a sitcom.

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Then I'd probably kill them too, because its actually a horror-drama.

Kill SRJ, because he already deadpool'd for our sins. Obviously killing him doesn't effect him.
Marry the goat (for infinite vidya game playing).
Fuck This Cheeto, because vorarephilia.

Kill the Cheeto and devour its corpse.
Marry Super Robot Jesus for instant deification
Fuck the Goat for obvious reasons.

I'm with badsitrep

Kill the cheeto because it looks tasty.
Marry SJR because he'd be the perfect husband
Fuck the goat because I hear it's really good in bed, plus we can play video games later.

I think I would marry Goat, 'cus i'm not really in the mood to fuck play games with a goat.
Kill Cheeto, because CHEETO DUST IS SO DAMN GOOD TASTING
And fuck Robo-jesus, because robotic asses are awesome asses.

Kill them all. Even the mods.

Oh no guys. We went too far…again. Anyways… crush, kill, destroy, swag Kill, Fuck, Marry:

>inb4 le megabanhammer

@Coffehaus

You plan on marrying the goat and not get laid/play video games? Good luck with that.

@Bob

I want to sekz everyone. You want to kill everyone. We truly are the perfect mod counterparts to each other

@New selection

Marry Brad. He'll sweep me off my feet and tell me about advice animals.
Fuck James. Programmers need lovin' too.
Kill Don. Sorry Don, you're the last on the list.

@BSoD

I never said I wouldn't have sex with them, I've just gotta put my priorities first.

Oh, I see. Necrophilia is it. To each his own.

Kill Dom for promoting advice animals that need to die, fuck Brad, because that motherfucker is rad, and marry James, because i dun frikkin kno lol

If we're still doing it, here…

Kill Bob

Fuck Bsod

Marry RandomMan (you know if I was a girl. Hee hee, imagine that, Marcia McFly)

Let google do the imagining for me.

And it's rather hot.