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…but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over 2 million subscribers) for over a year. You think I don't know memes? In that time I have removed over 400posts for not following subreddit guidelines. In addition to my moderation responsibilities I am one of the most active writers on knowyourmeme.com. You think I don't know memes? Then how do I write articles about them on a site called knowyourmeme? Several mainstream blogs have contacted me to ask about the recent meme phenomenon and each has been thankful and enlightened with what I had to tell them. It's not just limited to blogs though. Several companies have asked me to review their meme ads to avoid a failure like Toyota's meme commercial. Just last week a major food company contacted me with a paid offer to help them on a new ad campaign. I declined when I researched the company and saw that they had contributed money to socially conservative groups.

It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don't know what a meme is.

Because you are lolicon faggot. Maybe if you were a futanari kind of guy I could take you more seriously.

I certainly am not qualified to have an opinion on this.

y don't u go take dem memes and go get urself a hoe to keep ur kush warm insteada braggin bout dat shit all up in here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little meme? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the memeology, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on le reddit armie and I have over 300 confirmed memes. I am trained in meme warfare and I’m the top memer in the entire memed forces. You are nothing to me but just another meme. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this interwebs, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dank memeoligists across the interwebs and your memes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your memes. You’re fucking dead, bro. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the le meme and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your memerable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn meme. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, meme pal.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have meme money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, meme skills that I have acquired over a very long career on this meme site. Skills that make me a deadpool for people like you. If you let my maymays go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will meme on you. >:^)

Nice ED reference here Loli.