I just gotta buy some girl scout cookies real quick. Mind watching it? Thanks.
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[Just For Fun] Hey KYM, watch my chocolate milk.
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I shall guard it with my life-GAWD DAMNIT JIMMY
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jk pour moar milk
Jimmy woah. U knocked over a blindman's chocolate milk. Wtf is wrong with u?
Jimmy 3, People 0 wrote:
Don't you dare motherfucker
Crimeariver wrote:
And what do could one use to put out such a large blaze? Perhaps a large amount of lipids combined with protein and various other molecules dissolved in H2O. But where is there a sufficiently bountiful source of such a fluid?
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Slowly reaches out hand…
0.9999...=1 wrote:
And what do could one use to put out such a large blaze? Perhaps a large amount of lipids combined with protein and various other molecules dissolved in H2O. But where is there a sufficiently bountiful source of such a fluid?
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Slowly reaches out hand…
No, you fool! Don't you realize how flammable chocolate milk is??? You'll get us all-
Last edited Feb 16, 2015 at 10:20PM EST
Hahaha! Op is a fool! He will never expect that I have turned his chocolate milk into chocolate custard! xD
Lutien wrote:
Don't you dare motherfucker
Hey KYM, watch my organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, HFCS-free, fair trade certified, dairy-free, vegan, sustainably-created, Kosher, Halal, superfood, soy-free, nut-free, chocolate hempmilk.
Jimmy 3, People 0 wrote:
I like chocolate milk
Don't worry I made some more in my bathtub. Wait… I think there's something in there… oh my god what the fu-
I don't like Chocolate milk.
Last edited Feb 17, 2015 at 01:33AM EST
Jimmy 3, People 0 wrote:
You'll pay for this Jimmy! :DD
Oh god damn it. I request you guys watch my milk and THIS happens? Fine. I'm going to go get myself another glass. Just watch my thin mints, would you?
Our very lives depend on guarding these sacred cookies.
yum.
Ok, who hired Canadians to protect the chocolate milk?
Last edited Feb 17, 2015 at 05:00PM EST
Stay focus on the task at hand!
We are the Thin Mint Garrison!
Protectors of the Sacred Cookie!
Last edited Feb 17, 2015 at 05:06PM EST
RandomMan wrote:
Ok, who hired Canadians to protect the chocolate milk?
I'm pretty sure we don't use whatever that alphabet is here in Canada. Unless I've been reading things completely wrong for my entire life and getting all the way to University was the biggest stroke of luck since the formations of the solar system.
Crimeariver wrote:
I'm pretty sure we don't use whatever that alphabet is here in Canada. Unless I've been reading things completely wrong for my entire life and getting all the way to University was the biggest stroke of luck since the formations of the solar system.
Wow man ease up the rest of us can't read your crazy Canadian jibberish.
Here we speak American.
Last edited Feb 17, 2015 at 06:14PM EST
RandomMan wrote:
Wow man ease up the rest of us can't read your crazy Canadian jibberish.
Here we speak American.
איך בין שיין זיכער מיר טאָן ניט נוצן וועלכער אַז אלפאבעט איז דאָ אין קאַנאַדע . סייַדן איך ווע שוין לייענען זאכן גאָר קאַליע פֿאַר מיין גאנצע לעבן און געטינג אַלע די וועג צו אוניווערסיטעט איז די ביגאַסט מאַך פון גליק זינט די פאָרמיישאַנז פון די זונ סיסטעם .
Bionic Kraken wrote:
Hey KYM, watch my organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, HFCS-free, fair trade certified, dairy-free, vegan, sustainably-created, Kosher, Halal, superfood, soy-free, nut-free, chocolate hempmilk.
Real Talk: This shit is what makes me want to tear my own throat out. I hate this "lowfat" chocolate milk bullshit. No, fuck you guys. If I want goddamn chocolate milk I want it as fatty and chocolatey as fucking possible got it? No Trumoo it doesn't taste the same as normal chocolate milk it tastes like skim milk with 5 grains of chocolate powder in it. Whoever makes this shit should just die and reconsider their life choices.
/rant