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Tired of your weak-ass name? Are you starting a rap career and you need an intimidating name?

GET A REAL GANGSTA NAME HERE

From today on you can call me "Green Egg Rat Snatcher".

"Your old, busted name was Daniel. We now dub yo ass:

Supa-Hard Pimp"

supa-sprung crack smoka

"you cowards dont even smoke crack"

Mista Killa.

noice.

my real name: Supa-Hard Indian

Twisty: Heavy Nutz Forty Sippa

A$AP Twisty: White Rat Snatcher

Heh
Off Da Hook Crack Robba

"White Mofo Bull Dodga"

But i ain't white but that's allright, Aight.

Cow-Tippin Tang Chasa

I dont even know what this means

Good-ass Pimp

Oh, okay.

"Phat Chinaman"
Okay…

Cow-Tippin Red Snappa

Fried Green Ho Slappa

Real name results: Mad Cow Guatemalan.

KYM username results- Supa-Sprung Fish.

Fanfiction.net username results: Mad Cow Tang Chasa.

Cold Robba. God damn that's fresh.

"Cow-Tippin G"
Cows beware, for I will be lurking in the shadows, waiting for my chance push you off your feet.

Real name: "We now dub yo ass: Heavy Nutz Retardo"
Full real name: "We now dub yo ass: Purple-Headed Fish"

>tfw gangsta game so bad ur gangsta name is less gangsta than ur real one

Dank-Ass Bastard
DAS GOODE!

Does anyone hate their gangsta name? Like, REALLY hate it? Well, just be glad it wasn't the name I got when I put in my FictionPress username in the generator! The name I got from that is…..

Butt-juggling Chimpanzee.

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"Old Fool Daddy"
I am okay with this.

I got mixed up with Captain Blubber.

In actuality you still got mixed up with Blubber.

Random Man: Secret Cracka Fool

random man: Ribbed Mexican.

Random man: No-pants Melon Balls

random Man: Rank Dirty Pud

Not if this describes Blubber but still not flattering.

King G. I like it.

Real name result: Off Da Hook Tree Hugger
Username result: Butt-Jugglin Killa

Trip-n-Fall Hung Daddy

2dank4me

Chewy tha Baller

Um, yeah…

"Old Fool Slim Jimma"

yo ma nigguh

Whipped Killa
Jesus I sound like some BDSM pornstar

Here's my gangster username:

Mess with my turf homie and you gon get pistol whipped and Ima bust a cap in yo ass nigga.

Rotten Weasel Boy?

BITCHEN!

"Your old, busted name was Hannes. We now dub yo ass: Old Fool Johnson"

KYM username: Dances With Jungle Robba
Real name: Rubba-Lipped Bull Dodga

Real Name: Secret Jungle Robba
KYM Name: Fried Green Jungle Robba

Purple-Headed Couch Bouncer

Perfect.

Janky Cracka Fool.
Daamn.

Ribbed Indian…

#ThugLife

Rubba-Lipped Skull Cruncha

from this day i shall be known as Rump-Thumpin Jimmy Jamma
the cow you knew as viuff is no more, there is only Rump-Thumpin Jimmy Jamma

My old, busted name was Beck White. My ass has now been dubbed…
Rotten Stank Ho.
…Sure. Why not.

Machete Masta Mexican

DAHAKA persico :Two-Time Gatmasta
dahaka persico: Machete Masta Dung Beetle
Dahaka Persico: Slippin Baller
and with my real name: Green Egg Gangsta

"Fly-Ass G-Ride Bouncer"
Wut?

Clowny Retardo

What am I? A Jugalo?

Fat Ugly Monkey Smuggla

I have nothing clever to say, it's just really weird.

Janky Goat Smuggla

i think i win