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My biggest guilty pleasure is watching Visual Novels on YouTube. I get a bowl of popcorn and just relax late at night.

Years ago, through a very convoluted system of circumstances, a woman fell off the top of a three-story building holding my Nintendo 64. I knew I couldn't possibly save them both. In a feat of panic, I grabbed the console out of the air instead of the woman. What I didn't notice until just then was that the woman's daughter had witnessed the whole event. She immediately blamed the Nintendo 64 for her mother's death and swore an everlasting vendetta against video games. I didn't hear from her at all until I read an article online about her series: Tropes vs. Women in Video Games.
True story.

I get all of my hentai from this site.

I feel like everyone can relate to this. I first figured out I had a sexuality when I looked at Victoria's Secret catalogues and realized "wow this is great" and then started looking at them and anything I could get my hands on. I then discovered the wonders of the internet and started googling images of things getting lewder and lewder. At some point I started rubbing and weird shit came out. I had taken a pseudo-sex ed class in 5th grade a few years before but I didn't know if it was the same stuff or that this could trigger it. I got more comfortable with it later and found more efficient ways of doing it and realized it was totally fine and found the magic of videos and using the bathroom, etc. Everyone knows the story. Yours is definitely weirder though.

Is this how everyone usually discovers porn? My first experience was when I was 5 via the computer, but I didn't actively seek for it no, it had some virus/malware on it so it would have pop-ups of nude women on it. When I saw it I just thought "The fuck is this shit?" (not really but I did question it) and close them, because all I really wanted to do was play some games. I didn't discover masturbation 3 years later, I didn't know what I searched up I just randomly found a hentai flash game. Each click represented a different sex move until climax, and I was in sync with the game. I didn't know what I was doing until high school where I put the pieces together.

I'm really fucked in the head.

I mainly use skyrim as a vessel for, well, lets say feminine beautification mods.

@justThisFool/Sam

I discovered porn by watching ecchi anime on YouTube. At the time (I was probably like eight), I was a super goody-goody kid who would stop watching a YouTube video just because I heard a swear word in it, and I knew I shouldn't be watching the anime, but I liked the plot so I kept watching anyways. (Yep, you read that right, I liked the plot of an ecchi anime.)

Eventually, I began to become aroused by all the bouncing boobs in my face, and I became desperate to see naked women. I ended up watching all sorts of perverted vids until I stumbled onto porn sites and R34 type sites. When I was that young, I didn't know that it was possible for people to be attracted to others of the same sex, so I thought I was some kind of weirdo and I'd wish I was a man purely so I could be allowed to be attracted to women and have sex with them and stuff. (I also thought lesbianism was only for porn.)

As you could imagine, it was a really confusing time. I was romantically interested in men, but not sexually interested, and sexually interested in woman, but not romantically interested. Eventually I learned all LGBT stuff and could get aroused by men and interested in being an relationship with women and in general got my sexuality straightened out a few months after I turned twelve.

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I've corrupted my mind so much….

I only stay here because i favorite hentai from the pokemon gallery

I hate my own country due to a bad experience (really bad but I recovered)

I fantasize about having hot, sexy, oily, [DATA EXPUNGED] with Zangief from Street Fighter

I'm a misanthrope

I found that "scene" from berserk quite arousing though I'm ashamed to admit it :(

I once had a tube inserted up my nose, down my stomach in hospital and it felt sorta nice 8I

When I was in form 3, I believed I was a telepathic, cyborg for a half a year. Like I seriously believed that. (pretty much an otherkin) I'm back in reality now

I have a rare mental condition and unlike most of Tumblr I'm not bullshitting, however I'm not really comfortable with divulging the details. It's been quite a problem lately at work, making it difficult for me to focus or concentrate without having to do certain things, which distract from my ability to work efficiently. I keep debating whether or not I should be more open about it. I feel like sometimes I tell the wrong people though.

I broke down on Thursday because I met some older people with the same problem and I realized it was going to get worse. I have to take ownership of the problem instead of constantly running away from it like I have been for so long. I think I'll be alright. Regardless of what happens I know that I'll still be independent and it won't affect my ability to function independently as long as I take things one day at a time.

Since the effects are fairly cyclical I should be normal again within a few weeks but it's making it pretty hard to focus right now.

I mean, it's hard to come out and confess about your own flaws as an individual, but I think it's such a relief when you let it go, because it's not like you can consciously change those flaws. I guess the best thing I can take from this is to love yourself, because as long as you aren't hurting others, whatever is hurting you isn't making you as horrible as you think you are.

I actually praise the sun. Not because I am a Dark Souls fan, it's that the weather here just sucks.

Fluffy Tail Toucher isn't in my username as a joke. I have a serious problem of always needing to touch fluffy things, particularly tails. The softness is too good.

I hate the everloving shit out of Tsunderes, but everyone I've ever met who knows the "-dere" terms would immediately label me as a Tsundere. It's really fuckin' embarrassing to be exactly what I hate. And all because I have trust issues…
Another confession, I am severely socially disconnected/impaired. I don't even know what a mixtape is, I never watch television lately, I blatantly cannot talk to people simply because all my free time is dedicated toward video games and exercising. People are all talking about elections (Still don't know shit about politics, and I'd rather stay out of it) or just flat out concerned about new trends and focusing more on other lives when I'm stuck just wondering when one of the YouTubers I'm subscribed to will post something, or flat out just when I'm gonna beat a game. In a sense, I pretty much lost any sense of a social life, and when I try to talk to IRL people, they just annoy me. I guess I lost understanding of humans when not talking through a screen.
And a big one, I more or less made my entire personality out of video games. If you browse my library, you'd probably piece together every shred of my personality by just looking at the characters in them. It's the reason I end up getting so attached to a bunch of bits and bytes. I've recently been trying to fix things about me that would scare people off, but they're so damn ingrained that it's pretty much impossible for me to get rid of it.

I will usually talk to myself when I get bored, funny enough it's always this long elaborate conversation that ends with me arguing with myself. I'm also embarrassed to admit this happens quite often, maybe once or twice a week.

I didn't masturbate until I was 18, because I got turned down really hard by this girl I liked.
I find it much easier to masturbate to fictional characters than real women, as if I try to masturbate to someone that's real it feels like an invasion on their privacy to me.
I mostly stick to liking Goth girls because of how boring most regular women look to me, and plus I'm a sucker for facial piercings, tattoos, and dark colored and pastel hair colors.

I can never jack it to girls that I know IRL. It really does feel wrong so I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Anime critics are the reason I never gave anime a chance in the first place. Now that I just don't give a damn anymore, I just do what I want.

For our school's "Walk A Mile In Her Shoes Event" I went all out. I dressed up in a skirt, heels, blouse, jacket, and wore a long hair wig.

What I learned is that female clothing sucks and long hair is annoying.

There are probably pics of me out there on the Internet in that getup. It was a public walk through town afterall.

A mixtape is a playlist burned to a disk.

Also, a confession: I'm a feminist and i'm anti-gg. Most feminists or people labeled "sjws" are actually pretty nice, moreso than pro-ggers.

What we all want to know is were you hot?

I felt fabulous.

I like Cross Ange.

I love shitposting and I lean hard with Gamergate shit.

I'm a brony and wish other bronies would grow thicker skin when it came to criticism.

I love the everloving crap out of crossover and humanization art.

One time I let my boyfriend try to cure my chronic hiccups by mildly choking me, and I blacked out and nearly fell onto a bakery display.

I once stole an avocado from a store

And I get a little angry at some critics of "Fifty Shades" because they use it to attack the BDSM community and call them abusive when they don't know anything about the community as a whole.

I can't even masturbate to fictional characters I like. >:/

I'm always searching for generic people/porn stars for fap material.

I got caught by my mom while looking at porn.

I hate myself more than anything.