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I scream for coffee ice cream.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves

More than is considered healthy. About five or six cups is considered unhealthy, right?

With sugar and cream… whipped cream.

I love coffee. Especially a good creamy mocha. So much so that I had to ban myself from it.

My favorite recipe went like this:

- several unmoderated spoons of expresso
- several unmoderated spoons of brown sugar
- several unmoderated spoons of cocoa
- a greedy wad of honey
- a touch of golden syrup
- 50% heated milk

…and I'm an expressly prohibited from ever drinking that again. Now I drink Green Tea

@BSoD
That is not a coffee. That is a milkshake. For crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to drink nothing but black coffee for the rest of your days.

Iced in the summer and hot in the winter. Just a splash of coffee mate (french vanilla).

I'll drink it black when it's time to write 5,000 words in one sitting though.

I mostly like frappuccino. The starbucks bottled ones or the dessert kind. Not much of a hot drink kind of person. Like my drinks cold.

No.

Tea is superior because it actually tastes nice.

If you don't drink it black then it isn't coffee you hipster fuck.

No, I'm not big into coffee… That probably explains why I'm a zombie in the morning…

I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY VICTIMS
IN THE BUTT!

Nothing's better then the world renowned pigeon blend.

>literally what is cappucinno?

If you don't drink it by eating ground coffee beans then chugging hot water then it isn't coffee you hipster fuck

Ditto.

I'm not actually old enough to drink coffee, so I haven't tasted it very much, but I have taken sips of my sister's coffee when she wasn't looking, and I must say it tastes amazing with the ridiculous amount of cream and sugar she puts in it.

What do you mean by "not old enough". My grandfather started drinking coffee when he was like 9

She's 7.

Oops. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don't mind black coffee,

As long as it's got three teaspoons of sugar in it and milk.

I apologise for the weakness, but I prefer tea.

Eh? For me, I've always been told that children and teenagers aren't allowed to drink coffee….

Children and teenagers aren't allowed to look at pornography on the internet either.

…..

Flees

I like coffee (and by coffee I mean coffee-flavored milk loaded with sugar) but I hardly ever drink it mainly because I'm afraid I'll become reliant on it because I know too many people who are reliant on it. That and I hardly ever get chances to have it so that helps me stay off it you know? Like my mom for one gets headaches if she doesn't have like 2 a day since she's been reliant since about the age when I first tried coffee. I just want to be self-sustaining. Overall it's why I don't have any interest in drugs in general even if it's just coffee or light beer. But yeah coffee's tasty as hell I love it especially in other things like ice cream or whatever. I don't like strong though like I said I prefer more a light flavoring and mochas you know?

I hate coffee and tea. Bring me a soda so I can die fat and full of corn-sugar and salt, like nature intended.

I love coffee. I pretty much love anything with caffeine because I kind of need it.

If I don't have at least 150mg of caffeine every Monday and Wednesday, I'll get headaches on those days.

I hate coffee
but not the Hot one

I've always been more of a tea person.

Iced coffee, im not a big fan of drink hot liquid unless it's soup.

I love coffee. I tried tea once and really didn't like it

Sub-zero coffee. Losta cream and sugar. Call me Taylor Swift and I'm gonna come here 15 minutes late.

Coffee Food and drinks ain't worth shit if tastes like stir-fried bitter gourds.

sweet, and weak

like the people I crush under my feet

It's alright I guess? It smells much better than it tastes. Can't drink all of it alone though, only a few sips.

maybe

maybe a little

coffee everyday:

most of the time dunkin donuts is good, i usually have one a day. i have skim milk and sugar most of the time, caramel machiattos when i go to starbucks, and black when i cant find the milk at parties

obligatory im white so i like starbucks post

I like coffee with lots of sugar. I also love caramel frappuccinos.

Free.