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A film starring Jim Carrey and Nicholas Cage. Just think of the possibilities, people. This will top everything in the box offices. The chances of this being the best film of all time is 102% with a 2% margin of error.

That doesn't even qualify as an idea.

It's barely a concept

Well, I have the actors, I just need a story… How about Jim Carrey and Nicholas Cage owe money and they're on the run?

sounds like the biggest blockbuster of 1996

We need to add Eddie Murphy, Sean Rogens and Brendan Fraiser to increase the changes up to 209%.

Remember what happened the last time Cage entered a Ham competition?

What about Jack Black, Morgan Freeman, Samuel Jackson, R.Lee Ermey, the ghost of Michael Jackson and Murdoc?

Also the film should rip off be inspired by Expendables.

Well don't forget to add Jeff Goldblum.

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1. Get a movie idea
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Here's your story:

Jim Carrey and Nicholas Cage are brothers working shit jobs in an insurance company; they spend their times finishing a bunch of paperwork while occasionally bantering with each other about how shitty their lives were up until that point. The whole movie is just gonna be this.

Oh, and add a bunch of late 80s music and you got yourself a brilliant movie.

Nah, seems too cliché. Though, I think I have one…

So, uh… The year is 2071 and the "story" is that Nicolas Cage and Jim Carrey are driving a car to Mexico to kill tourist terrorists. Because Robocop (Played by Edy Murphie) went insane and now leading Nazis to revive Barack Obama and Obama is gonna destroy the world with anime and amiibos. But Nicolas Cage said: "F*** Mexico!" and goes killing people like in that one scene in Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. So, they got Jar Jar Binks (Played by Edy Murphy) to keep everyone under control. And they gonna meet friends such as: Wolverine (Played by Edy Murphy), Hitler (Played by Edy Murphy), Yoko Littner (Played by Edy Murphy), Will Ferell (Played by Edy Murphy) and more!

The movie is gonna be directed by Christopher Nolan, the man who brought you Skyrim and The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

And the soundtrack is composed by Hans Zimmer who did Alladin and the Putt Putt saga.

$1 billion dollars, you say?

So, I read the suggestions, and why not just make 2 movies? Double the money. This is brilliant.

Cast: Jim Carrey, Nicholas Cage, Eddie Murphy, Sean Rogens, Brendan Fraiser, Jeff Goldblum, Samuel Jackson, Jack Black, R.L. Emmey, ghost of Michael Jackson, and Murdoc.

Plot for first movie: Jim Carrey and Nicholas Cage are brothers working shit jobs in an insurance company; they spend their times finishing a bunch of paperwork while occasionally bantering with each other about how shitty their lives were up until that point. The whole movie is just gonna be this.

Plot for second movie: So, uh… The year is 2071 and the “story” is that Nicolas Cage and Jim Carrey are driving a car to Mexico to kill terrorists. Because Robocop (Played by Edy Murphie) went insane and now leading Nazis to revive Barack Obama and Obama is gonna destroy the world with anime and amiibos. But Nicolas Cage said: “F*** Mexico!” and goes killing people like in that one scene in Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. So, they got Jar Jar Binks (Played by Edy Murphy) to keep everyone under control. And they gonna meet friends such as: Wolverine (Played by Edy Murphy), Hitler (Played by Edy Murphy), Yoko Littner (Played by Edy Murphy), Will Ferell (Played by Edy Murphy) and more!