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foxy-corsica: me but with whiter skin
particle mare: brunette girl with blue eyes
lil b: a dumb kid :^)

@Monkeywrench: My hairs actually dark brown, my acne isnt even that bad, and im not sure if a Liverpudlian accent counts as British (Only fools think a 'British' accent exists)

Foxy Corsica: Kid wearing a fur-suit and talking Aussie jibberish about furry business
RandomMan: Skinny older guy with brown hair, unshaven and constantly contemplating suicide.
TillsterRulz: Blonde hair, blue eyes, plotting blitzkreig of Poland but in the name of Japan.
Niima: blond haired girl wearing cat ears and constantly annoys people by going 'kawaii desu nyan uguu' or something like that in their faces
Tupolev: Room contains nothing but model aircraft; has fanart of a crossover of Kill la Kill and Russian military on his wall. Has a very untidy beard and acne.
Monkeywrench: Brown haired guy whos fairly normal in that he just sits infront of the computer with the standard dumb look everyone has, all day.
CommunistOwen: Communist propaganda all over his wall. Clutches Das Kapital close to his chest every time he posts online. Since he's a communist, he will be also a fedora wearing atheist too.

It's been a while since I've posted on the forum, this is a return of sorts.

It's difficult to describe a user as they would actually look in real life based on what they post but I can list my mental images that I have for each user and how they would seem to be. I'll make this list quite comprehensive

Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire
Literally a jet plane of sorts
Lurk
A youngish hipster-type introvert, long hair
TillsterRulz
You've had the same avatar for ages so that has become my mental image. Young kid with blonde hair and a serious love of tanks
Nima
I saw your picture before you deleted it off your wall, one of the much better looking female users, what are you doing here? also ironic seeing that traps and fat perverted girls seem to attract more attention.
You rused users by posting a false image of a moderately attractive girl and passing it off as you, you know what that says about yourself right?
Muffinlicious
A subhuman anime obsessed weaboo, probably short
Crimeariver
Your avatar, Ruby.
Minty
A proper dapper towny lad who is still obsessed with the Gorilaz. When he goes for a cruise down Mc D's with his bois he is the one who never hooks his phone upto the cd player in fear of his peers calling him out on shit taste in tunage.
Loli
Saw your picture, peado material.
Crow the Magician
A fucked up looking plague doctor with tentacles
Spider-Byte
Saw your picture, you look like the type of kid who, when playing football in PE at school, would always be in goal because you have the coordination of a ham-sandwich
0.99
Average looking but fast talking and on point. Smart outfit.
Lil B
Some black rapper, good sense of humour though so probs doesn't have gold grills
Eurofighter
Third-world proletarian with a computer, internet and a basic understanding of the English language
Whit3
Third-world pleb with black hair, sat on a chair made of cow shit in a house made of cow shit posting his cow shit humour onto KYM. Has gaze that is all to friendly towards children.
Natsuru
Seen a picture, you look asian? quite feminine, small build and tanned.
Cecaelia Girlie
Short fat black girl rolling around on a bed covered in cookie crumbs and writing god-awful fanfics. Nothing like your avatars
Peacock Roy
A really old sock-puppet, it feels like you have been here forever
Slutty Sam
I know you're male but your personality is disillusioningly female and because of that I associate your current avatar as your image.
madcat
That picture of a cat with a lemon for a hat
sᴉɹƎ
Your avatar, you have always had it since the start and it hasn't changed from the same character so its a strong mental image.
Particle Mare
Short hair, bright clothes, probably wears glasses.
Lisa
Overly tedious and loud as fuck. Enjoys complaining
Blubber
Apparently a alcoholic? some sort of texan sounding American who wears a hat to work and leather waist jackets. Has a moustache but unable to grow a bear
Cale
Like Spider-Byte but instead of being in goal you'd be in defence because you're slightly not as shit.
Butterscotch
Saw your pictures and they strike me with fear, the homosexuality almost tearing through my PC monitor.
Also, nice hair
Onion Syrup
I thought you and Lil B were the same person, I know you aren't but the notion has already stuck.
Derpy Vaz
Some sort of intelligent Mexican brony
TripleA9000
Really salty black kid wearing an Optimus Prime T-shirt and transformer smash hands
No Original Names
Annoying disabled kid from school you wanted to RKO but couldn't because he's a paraplegic
Randomman
Sort of person you would see at college, well dressed and groomed.
Samekichi
Tanned kid, mongolian looking wearing robes and shit. His idea of going food shopping is spear a walrus and eat it raw before heading home to browse KYM. Roughly on the same level Eurofighter.
The Bitter Brit
Hipster uni student, prays to Nick Clegg every night before having a green tea and donning his night gown for bed. Kept awake by his room mates who has invited his friends around for a party in the small 2 bedroom flat
Mr.Stalker
Russian bloke wearing ordinary clothes but with a GP-5 gasmask. Lives in a shipping container
Sergeant Arch Dornan
I still picture you as an Enclave soldier
Everyone else
I haven't bothered building up a mental image because you haven't had enough of an impact on me

For the record, the pic that Nima posted on her wall (before she deleted it), was the pic of some girl (idk who) that she claimed to be just to bait the thirsty users and get some laughing material for the IRC.

@laika

Eurofighter
Third-world proletarian with a computer, internet and a basic understanding of the English language

Twisty: Colombian fuck.
Kitsune: Scrawny arab fuck.
Lurk: Smug bastard fuck.
Lil B: Freshman high-schooler fuck.
Whit3: A typical Estonian Transvestite fuck.
TripleA: Black as fuck.
Blubber: Fat, lovable, drunk fuck.
madcat: Ginger fuck.
Cale: Obnoxious fuck.
OTL: Asian fuck.
Foxy: Australian furry fuck.
Everyone else: Fuck.

well lets give this ago.
Lurk: Long haired dude who sighs like 75% of the time.
Particle Mare: Literally non-alicorn Twilight Sparkle but a more sarcastic look on her face, also is wearing clothes sometimes.
Random Man: a bunny with an odd human face, ew.
Lakia: Just his avatar sitting in his chair laughing to himself then 5 minutes later act as serious as he can be cuz now he got into a small debate.
Lil B: A guy who keeps changing races for no apparent reason
Minty: 2D
EuroFighter Tycoon": Him IRL just making the dumbest laughs plotting to himself with his slingshot.
*BigConA backwards GGer/edgy kid with long hair.
Myself that-time-i-flipped-out-with-salt-on-riff-raff:
Muffin: Jade from homestuck
L4tul4: Rose from homestuck but more assholish
Twisty: just a normal brazillian with headphones
Sam: Le LE
Dragonlord: I've seen him IRL with a fedora on….. i don't think thats going to leave my mind for years, just think an edgy kid with a fedora but instead hes skinny and even more privileged.
Loli: a smug ass loli.
Asura:
Spiderbyte: British spiderman
Starscream: Him irl

I guess I'll do a list. If you aren't on it and you are on my friends list, assume "Your Avatar".

Cecaelia Girlie: There is a very particular Cosplay of Rosa I always imagine you as that I can't find. But except the typical sneakers you are wearing some kind of Sneaker Heel despite previously mentioned cosplayer wearing normal snekaers.
Artyom: My Version of you given how much work I wound up putting into that drawing.
Whit3: You'll forever be that green power ranger person to me and like my Dad when he's drunk.
Partical Mare: Princess Peach.
Mr. Stalker: A Commando Unit with a Gas Mask who sounds like Pyro aaaaaaaand is heavily breathing behind people as they pretend not to notice.
Mangy Black Sheep:

Hero Protagonist: Yu Narukami.
Emerson:

Crow the Magician: Faust from Guilty Gear.
Melody Maniac: Your Dog.
Slutty Sam:

Asura:

Laika:

Loli: Imagine a loli voiced by a full grown man.
Spider-Byte: Still Liam.
Quantam Meme: A Laser Light Rave.
Disturbed: Human Female who likes to pose with her ass up in the air. (I should draw that)
Kurenai: A Tsundere Girl.
Holycrapit'sBob: Sr. Drill Instructor Sargent Gunnery Hartman.
RandomMan: When it's not the Trix Rabbit, it's an insanely ripped bunny girl in a maid outfit.
Ann Hiro:

I've always imagined Crow looking Constantine but with black hair and a different outfit.

Nima
I saw your picture before you deleted it off your wall, one of the much better looking female users, what are you doing here? also ironic seeing that traps and fat perverted girls seem to attract more attention.
You rused users by posting a false image of a moderately attractive girl and passing it off as you, you know what that says about yourself right?

Actually I was the one who asked her to do it. She felt kinda unconfortable with the whole thing and deleted it on a day, so if you are going to blame someone blame me, not her.

Spanish Stoner wearing a t-shirt with a narwhal on it

Who the hell wears narwhals t-shirts?

light brown, dark and short hair, and a goatee

Sorry, I'm not Trafalgar Law. Though all those are kinda correct except one (guess wich one).

A social shut-in who lives out his fantesies of opressing others in Riff-Raff.

At least I'm not a long haired 13 year old Estonian who mostly wears metal bands T-shirts while listening to edgy songs and shouting the lyrics while trying to pick up girls.

As some people of this thread, I mostly see people as their avatars, unless some exceptions where I saw pics of them IRL (TripleA, Peacock Roy, BSOD, etc.) and I can't unsee it, or people who said something about themselves that conflicts with their av (for example Till, he said his family was Vietnamese and now I can't see him as a blonde animu girl). So, who cares about menral images? At the end we are all dogs.

It's midnight and I'm feeling schizophrenic… time to bleed my mind dry so I can overcome this dreadful insomnia. I'll stick with some of the folks who have posted in this thread.

Tupolev: a rustic fighter plane dating from the Cold War. Parked in a decrepit Soviet hangar that has been long abandoned, he quietly braves the harsh winters of central Europe, emerging only in the summertime to interface with KYM.

Lurk: bearing himself with a cool swagger, stoic yet immodest, he prepares himself for his next one-liner of indisputable wit and originality to be delivered swiftly to the heart of Riff-Raff. In the corner of his eye, he notes the presence of other boards in the forum, yet he reminds himself to abstain from engaging with them; his previous attempt at performing a shitpost-cleansing enema on his posting habits ended in no less than absolute catastrophe. "Never again", he whispers quietly to himself. "Never again".

Nima: the disease of copulation was swift and merciless. The infliction began originally as all natural states of being do, driven by a noxious concoction of hormones and biological destiny. Soon that stage passed, yet the infection continued, its vessel no longer her evolution but the paradigm of social pressures forged and sealed by her online peers and their longing for one of her disposition. The market of social capital demands her supply; she complies, for there never was a chance for an alternative.

Muffinlicious: an ethereal being, hanging in the grace of mathematics. He draws towards this realm, offers his friendship, and entices many fellow travelers. Without warning, he dissipates into nothingness, swallowed by obligation and ambition. Re-emerging, he observes that the structure is the same, its ghosts are the same, the sign leaning by the door is the same -- and that everything is different.

Eurofighter Typhoon: for as long as he was hated for doing nothing wrong, Eurofighter could see that the world was rife with injustice. A man of action, however, he did not allow this to dissuade him from presenting his blunt observations of things. A warrior(man), after all, relents for no one.

BSOD:

Slutty Sam: through the subjectivity of human perception, the paralyzing fear of the uncertain, and the inevitable decay of the universe into heat death, let it be known: Sam is objectively a convincing trap. She is also an affable character with her fair share of social praise, but that's a relatively minor detail.

TillsterRulz: placed in the limelight, he glances down at the low-angle camera below his avatar, his dignified tanker cap casting a neat shadow across his eyes. "This is who I am", his exterior self declares boldly to the world. "No one surpasses my adoration of tanks, and I am proud to be singularly known for this". Yet each day he returns home, his interior self blending into his tears, and solemnly states that he has interests other than tanks. But the world, being cruel as it is, pays no heed to his pleas.

Cordyceps: all was nothing, is nothing, and anything with the misconception that it is something will degrade into nothing. Yet it would seem that he is transcendent, an entity that exists beside even objectivity. For Cordyceps is no mortal, nor immortal, or even aptly described by such human labels. He is an idea, a concept, a notion, a desire, or perhaps simply a fragment of any of those. To say more would veer me dangerously close to flattery, unfortunately.

I would go on but I'm starting to feel sleepy now. Maybe I'll do more later.
/end stream of consciousness

Particle atm is an edgy poet dressed as Monsoon

Lil B: Some 12 year old
Muffin: A Transgender
TripleA9000: Black guy obsessed with comics and shit
Spider Byte: TripleA except a Brit.
Sir Soundwave: Some guy obsessed with robots
PimpAbra: A closet furry
DerpyVaz: Old man who is obsessed with horses (ew)
Brucker: Old man who is opposite of DerpyVaz. (I almost forgot who he even was)
Epyc_Wyn: Angry 12 year old
Whit3: Some teenager
Lord Cordyceps:
Madcat: Gay ginger guy
Particle Mare: Idk some brony girl with a huge ego
Niima: Lesbian trap

Lisalombs: Everybody's favorite KYM conservative. She can be annoying (no offense).
Schabbs: Harsh, snarky dude (though that's not a bad thing).
Robo Fortune: Nice, decent person.

Oh, in case anyone cares, Here's a pic of me from about a year ago dressed as Fluttermedic

Captain Blubber: A drunk Canadian man who sleeps under an overpass and steals memes at night. So basically him IRL.
RandomMan: His avatar.
BSoD: Him IRL.
Eurofighter Typhoon: Him IRL.
Samekichi: An Indonesian guy sitting by a computer.
foxy-corsica: A guy in a fursuit.
lisalombs: A real American heroine who truly knows how to what it means to be alive.
Loli: Jailbait.
Sam: A trap.
Particle: The queen brone of KYM.
TillsterRulz: A stylish weaboo obsessed with tanks.
Crimeariver: His avatar.
Nima: A weird girl wearing fake cat ears.
Laika:

Whit3: An Estonian guy living in his third-world paradise, enlightened by his own shitposting.
Twisty: All I know is that his mixtape is fire.
Minty: One of the Gorillaz.
Epic Wyn: KYM's heroic moral guardian.

Miss Fortune/Robo fortune: A girl secretly disguised as a catgirl that can infinitely inflate themselves, and tries to post inflation images to hide suspection from others.

lil b:

yiffer/whit3:

except more transvestite, trying really hard to grow metal hair but his poor estonian malnourishment only allows him 4 inches of hair

alternatively

Tillster:

and always on a tank

Jacob:

him on the left

Loli:

minty:

except whiter and less rich

lurk:
dont got image, i just imagine a dude on a trenchcoat and hoodie covering his face, preparing his next witty insult, carefully watching every riff raff thread, keeping tabs on a database of all new users and new threads and having a list of insults to prepare when a new user makes a thread for the first time ever on riff raff, his room is a complete hacker base monitoring all of KYM.

crimeariver:
some sort of russian looking ruby, except more mannish but not enough so people think he is male, so he is always confused between male and female, living in a shack on a river in crimea.

squiglyhusbando/NON:

sir-soundwave:
some kind of modern cowboy from texas, wearing a soundwave masks who always lurks /co/ and tumblr, his room full of posters from transformers and other /co/core cartoons

yosuke/l4tul4/risette:

in a room full of posters from rap and pop artists and starbucks coupons

cale:
honestly his old cat av is enough mental image

tripleA:

particle moor:

<3

also well since seeing her irl also kinda creates a cognitive disonance of her appearance

That was prose, you plebe.

I imagine all of you as beautiful and amazing kindhearted people with the potential to create world peace with a single word.

No loljks down here

Don: Literally Hit..I mean Jes…I mean God.

Particle Mare: A nice brown haired girl who looks pretty but probably has a boyfriend IRL.

Lil B: A basketball player.

Jimmy The Swood Guy: A liberal gamer with a baseball cap and black hair.

NON: A weeaboo with a Squiggly pillow.

RandomMan: A police officer who says, "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

Lisalombs: Megan Kelly.

Kurt Warner's Ghost: A fat Hispanic Angels fan.

Trolls, spammers, and Facebookers: Zombies.

Banned Users: Dead people rotting in hell.

Wow some people are being really thorough so I guess why the hell not. Just know you might appear in a few categories because I don't always see you as one consistent thing.

People I see as them IRL: Twisty, Eris, Lord Starscream, Lisa, Natsuru, Lil B, Nintendylan, Randomman, Peacock Roy, Foxy, Jimmy Swood (mostly in your Scout cosplay because that's the image I remember the clearest), Based Alex, Spider-byte, ImmaSynge, TripleA9000 (I almost unwaveringly see you other than your av since I've seen you the most from when you were on tinychat all the time), Blubber, Jacob, Trollanort, and Butterscotch. There might be more since I've seen loads of user pics but this is all I can remember.

Lil B: Lil B and on occasions Drake.

Twisty: Chief Keef and Terezi

Particle Mare: Mostly Twilight but sometimes I have this image of a very blurry and nondescript raven-haired white chick. She's just never even hinted at an appearance so I just make up an image since I've known her for quite some time.

Risette: Pale-ish white ginger with thick hair who is like an amazon of a 14 year old (just kind of the image I've formed from what she's told me)

Loli: Basically any av you have at the time or just random images of lolis. I've seen a few images of you in real life but I can't shake the image you've built over time.

Laika: I can only imagine you as your current av since you've had it for so long and since you're such a nazi history buff it just fits. Even if you're not in uniform when I imagine you all the time you're pretty much that dude.

Lurk: You're probably the only person I can't imagine at all outside of your avs. I don't know why I made this specifically for you since there are plenty of people who I can only see as their avs but it's just your posts are everywhere and I've known you for what has felt like so long it's weird I haven't even made an attempt to think of what you actually look like and probably won't until you post a pic.

Girlie: Fattish black 13 year old, just using what you described yourself as. I feel like you're too hard on yourself sometimes though maybe not who knows but it seems like you're constantly feeling bad about your appearance whenever you bring it up and like to feel better through cute avs. I know exactly how that feels but don't be too hard on yourself hun. I also imagine you as an ambiguous slime girl.

Cale: I've seen him in real life and it's scary how much he looks like his cat av. Might just be the facial hair. The av also goes with his personality frighteningly well.

Bob: Mostly your av (current and old) since it goes with your personality on point but also kind of a vague blurry image of a young hispanicish-looking dude in new york because that's literally what you are. Not sure what your exact skin tone is or any details at all really which is why the image is so shifty.

Anyone I didn't mention I'll either get later or I just see you as an av most of the time.

also ill forever see peacock roy as a peacock who decided to visit 4chan once (specially /mu/), and never stopped.

Jimmy The Swood Guy: A liberal gamer with a baseball cap and black hair.

You literally fucking nailed it perfectly.

Laud Piestrings: Humanized Lyra
Level4outbreak: Henry Rollins
Sam: Lana
Particle Mare: Nazi!Twilight
BSoD: Howard Stern (seriously, he looks like a younger Stern IRL from what I remember)
Connor the Brony: A trap pone.
Chowzburgers: The most gangsta motherfucker alive.
Trollanort: Xehanort wearing a trollface shirt.
Stunthead: A sheep wearing night-vision goggles.
Kurt Warner's Ghost: Quite literally the ghost of Kurt Warner. Wait… he's not dead.
Don: God. Specifically, Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty.

Onion Syrup
I thought you and Lil B were the same person, I know you aren’t but the notion has already stuck.

wtf how

I guess I'll describe a few more people

I picture Don as Don, and all the rest of the admins as their profile photo.

I always think of Foxy as either a really tan 16 year old Australian with one of those safari hats on, or as a 47 year old man in a fursuit in his basement depending on the day really

I picture TripleZ as one of those Spanish matador types.

I kind of just figure everyone was just this secret closeted pony who refuses to acknowledge that their hooves are not hands.

In all seriousness I just imagine them as their avatar.

yosuke: redhead tumblr looking girl.
lil b: a dumb kid like i said :^)
foxy-corsica: yiffable robot from the land down under, like hugh jackman exept a kid
madcat: a pissed off cat
epyc_wyn
dragon lord: the king of dragons
karoler: a nuuurd :^) jk he would look pretty cool, maybe like me sort of?