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Know Your Meme General 4.0: Fourth Time's the Charm(?) [Thread Simulator Thread]

Last posted Aug 17, 2015 at 05:40AM EDT. Added Jul 29, 2015 at 08:15PM EDT
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Remember those thread simulator vids made by Alex Mercer and NeonWabbit? Well, guess what, one of them left the site and the other stopped making thread sims. So yeah, I'll just make one myself, I guess…

Just post anything KYM-related or not, you know how it goes. If you don't know how it works, you could just post ANYTHING (IRC logs, images, videos, music, other forum posts, etc.) as long as it doesn't break the rules, probably.

By a month or two (unsure), I'll compile 90-95% of the posts here into a thread simulator.

Last edited Jul 29, 2015 at 08:16PM EDT

I wish my right arm would be able to turn into a zu-23 gun so this happens.

Some dude: hey look a pigeon.
[turns around]
[points right arm at pigeon]
Me: HAAAAAAAAAA!!
[fires at pigeon]
[pigeon dies]
[performs victory dance]

Last edited Jul 29, 2015 at 08:30PM EDT

i feel like i was ran over by a steamroller, i woke up at 3 am today to do homework and 6 am had to go to college, im right here trying to find out why the email to send said homework is closed and thats the only thing between me and the bed, meanwhile im listening to a man in a fish latex suit cutting and eating a pineapple to relax my nerves so i can finish this whole thing.

yet somehow in my close demise into an eternal coma, i decided to take the time to write this post so i can be put into a meaningless meme video.

Last edited Jul 29, 2015 at 08:31PM EDT

Welcome to KYM where we hate everyone. If you're a newfag or a summerfag that's here for the lulz, you will be deemed autistic unless you have found a way to deliver. Now go get good you fucking scrub!

Oh he has spoken.How should i respect a guy who is an asshole to many people and trys to be superior.You have to earn respect from me and for your information i’m 19,Black,play several sports,have a girlfriend while you are debating and obsessing over 14 year old Anime characters.Also giving me a Warning that i critizize you is tge most laughable thing ever(i’m considering insults too)You are an Asshole and like i said many people hate you.You feed these people with more Anger towards you,but you think you are special enough to get away with it.Rosalina Artworks belong in the Smash gallery no matter what you say if you are an Admin,Moderator,Gold Member etc. People complain if it is in the wrong gallery,but did they complain in my Rosalina pic?No!Only you are trying to take the upper hand and don’t let the people decide if it belongs in there.Also you commenting on that pic and getting positive answers are just your blinded fans who agree everything you say them.

↑ Remember this shit? Ha ha what a riot.

Blue. Blue's a dank colour. Lots of memed things are blue.

The Skye looks blue.

KYM-tan's glasses in the OP are blue, the Cheezburger Site directory at the bottom of the page is also blue.

The ocean isn't really blue, that's just a reflection of the sky.

Know Your Meme is blue too.

Last edited Jul 29, 2015 at 08:47PM EDT

NeonWabbit wrote:

Blue. Blue's a dank colour. Lots of memed things are blue.

The Skye looks blue.

KYM-tan's glasses in the OP are blue, the Cheezburger Site directory at the bottom of the page is also blue.

The ocean isn't really blue, that's just a reflection of the sky.

Know Your Meme is blue too.

You know what else is blue?

Your balls.

Man, todays technology is great.
I used to see men sitting around wondering: "I wish that one day I could have the power to take the text of shit jokes and unfunny references and make robotic voice recordings of them for the entertainment of some members of a near-pointless meme site"
Well now, now that can be achieved.
Thank you mx_13, for giving us this beauteous gift.
Now, we can hear our shit jokes and unfunny references be played back to us with robotic voices and laugh at them all day.
Truly, an honor.

Last edited Jul 29, 2015 at 09:35PM EDT

I am so fucKING DONE WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES FOR MOTHERFUCKING SAKE, I SAY BURN THEM IN HELL, YOU CUM GUZZLING ASSHOLES I BET YOUR SHITHOLES THAT YOU CALL MOUTH ARE RIPPED FROM SHOVING ALL THOSE MC-FUCKING-DONALDS’ TOYS, HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO, YOU FUCK EVERYTHING THIS IS WHY WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS BECAUSE YOU DEVIANTART FUCKERS SCREW EVERYTHING UP. YOU FUCKING WANKERS GO HANG YOURSELVES. PLEASE DIE.
I rest my case

mx_13 wrote:

You know what else is blue?

Your balls.

Okay, y'know what? No. I feel as if this post is a personal insult towards me and my personage. Please refrain from these kinds of posts on the non Riff-Raff forums or your license to produce a thread simulator will be revoked.

Last edited Jul 29, 2015 at 10:23PM EDT

NeonWabbit wrote:

Okay, y'know what? No. I feel as if this post is a personal insult towards me and my personage. Please refrain from these kinds of posts on the non Riff-Raff forums or your license to produce a thread simulator will be revoked.

Alrighty then, I'll stop.

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Last edited Jul 30, 2015 at 01:03AM EDT

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Alright! Copypasta time!

Riff Raff was a mis-puddle of shit community is a bunch of assholes and should not be on this site. Jesus Christ, its 4am in the morning, I'm black 19, play sports, i think myself equal to, for example, the raping Asiatics and gypsies? You know what? No. Every time I'm involved someone has to remind me of that shit. I get to stand up and struggle every day with the rest of the animal kingdom, that’s what it means to looking straight at the BUTT!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Here comes another KYM-ese earthquake!
nice mememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe

Last edited Jul 30, 2015 at 11:09AM EDT

Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them… they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this… any other response would be crazy!

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Alright! Copypasta time!

Riff Raff was a mis-puddle of shit community is a bunch of assholes and should not be on this site. Jesus Christ, its 4am in the morning, I'm black 19, play sports, i think myself equal to, for example, the raping Asiatics and gypsies? You know what? No. Every time I'm involved someone has to remind me of that shit. I get to stand up and struggle every day with the rest of the animal kingdom, that’s what it means to looking straight at the BUTT!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

AYYYYYY LMAO

How's everyone doing? This is AWESOME!

There's something I neglected to tell you all this time ("executive privilege", but hey I'm declassifying a lot of things these days). Back around the time of the /r/creepshots debacle, I wrote to /u/spez for advice. I had met him shortly after I had taken the job, and found him to be a great guy. Back in the day when reddit was small, the areas he oversaw were engineering, product, and the business aspects – those are the same things I tend to focus on in a company (each CEO has certain areas of natural focus, and hires others to oversee the rest). As a result, we were able to connect really well and have a lot of great conversations – talking to him was really valuable.

Well, when things were heating around the /r/creepshots thing and people were calling for its banning, I wrote to him to ask for advice. The very interesting thing he wrote back was "back when I was running things, if there was anything racist, sexist, or homophobic I'd ban it right away. I don't think there's a place for such things on reddit. Of course, now that reddit is much bigger, I understand if maybe things are different."

I've always remembered that email when I read the occasional posting here where people say "the founders of reddit intended this to be a place for free speech." Human minds love originalism, e.g. "we're in trouble, so surely if we go back to the original intentions, we can make things good again." Sorry to tell you guys but NO, that wasn't their intention at all ever. Sucks to be you, /r/coontown – I hope you enjoy voat!

The free speech policy was something I formalized because it seemed like the wiser course at the time. It's worth stating that in that era, we were talking about whether it was ok for people to post creepy pictures of women taken legally in public. That's shitty, but it's a far cry from the extremes of hate that some parts of the site host today. It seemed that allowing creepers to post (anonymized) pictures of women taken in public, in a relatively small subreddit that never showed up on the front page, was a small price to pay for making it clear that we were a place welcoming of all opinions and discourse.

Having made that decision – much of reddit's current condition is on me. I didn't anticipate what (some) redditors would decide to do with freedom. reddit has become a lot bigger – yes, a lot better – AND a lot worse. I have to take responsibility.

But… the most delicious part of this is that on at least two separate occasions, the board pressed /u/ekjp to outright ban ALL the hate subreddits in a sweeping purge. She resisted, knowing the community, claiming it would be a shitshow. Ellen isn't some "evil, manipulative, out-of-touch incompetent she-devil" as was often depicted. She was approved by the board and recommended by me because when I left, she was the only technology executive anywhere who had the chops and experience to manage a startup of this size, AND who understood what reddit was all about. As we can see from [her post-resignation activity](https://www.reddit.com/user/ekjp/comments/), she knows perfectly well how to fit in with the reddit community and is a normal, funny person – just like in real life – she simply didn't sit on reddit all day because she was busy with her day job.

Ellen was more or less inclined to continue upholding my free-speech policies. /r/fatpeoplehate was banned for inciting off-site harassment, not discussing fat-shaming. What all the white-power racist-sexist neckbeards don't understand is that with her at the head of the company, the company would be immune to accusations of promoting sexism and racism: she is literally Silicon Valley's #1 Feminist Hero, so any "SJWs" would have a hard time attacking the company for intentionally creating a bastion (heh) of sexist/racist content. She probably would have tolerated your existence so long as you didn't cause any problems – I know that her long-term strategies were to find ways to surface and publicize reddit's good parts – allowing the bad parts to exist but keeping them out of the spotlight. It would have been very principled – the CEO of reddit, who once sued her previous employer for sexual discrimination, upholds free speech and tolerates the ugly side of humanity because it is so important to maintaining a platform for open discourse. It would have been unassailable.

Well, now she's gone (you did it reddit!), and /u/spez has the moral authority as a co-founder to move ahead with the purge. We tried to let you govern yourselves and you failed, so now The Man is going to set some Rules. Admittedly, I can't say I'm terribly upset.

(yishan is awesome btw)

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Are you fucking retarded?

Kind of a side thing but I always wanted to see a thread simulator of good friggin comment or IRC moments (preferably IRC moments because it's funnier and then no one is shamed). It's just more natural that way instead of people attempting to pull humor out of no where. Sure these artificial simulators are always pretty funny but I'd just like to see one like that for once, maybe someone else could do it (and I would if I knew how at all). There is a problem with that though like the obvious only including people who are on the IRC while here anyone can participate if they choose. Just a suggestion I've thought of for a while.

By the way dicks.

[flies off to have a sex]

[philosophical long post nobody will read]

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wat tambor wrote:

AYYYYYY LMAO

How's everyone doing? This is AWESOME!

There's something I neglected to tell you all this time ("executive privilege", but hey I'm declassifying a lot of things these days). Back around the time of the /r/creepshots debacle, I wrote to /u/spez for advice. I had met him shortly after I had taken the job, and found him to be a great guy. Back in the day when reddit was small, the areas he oversaw were engineering, product, and the business aspects – those are the same things I tend to focus on in a company (each CEO has certain areas of natural focus, and hires others to oversee the rest). As a result, we were able to connect really well and have a lot of great conversations – talking to him was really valuable.

Well, when things were heating around the /r/creepshots thing and people were calling for its banning, I wrote to him to ask for advice. The very interesting thing he wrote back was "back when I was running things, if there was anything racist, sexist, or homophobic I'd ban it right away. I don't think there's a place for such things on reddit. Of course, now that reddit is much bigger, I understand if maybe things are different."

I've always remembered that email when I read the occasional posting here where people say "the founders of reddit intended this to be a place for free speech." Human minds love originalism, e.g. "we're in trouble, so surely if we go back to the original intentions, we can make things good again." Sorry to tell you guys but NO, that wasn't their intention at all ever. Sucks to be you, /r/coontown – I hope you enjoy voat!

The free speech policy was something I formalized because it seemed like the wiser course at the time. It's worth stating that in that era, we were talking about whether it was ok for people to post creepy pictures of women taken legally in public. That's shitty, but it's a far cry from the extremes of hate that some parts of the site host today. It seemed that allowing creepers to post (anonymized) pictures of women taken in public, in a relatively small subreddit that never showed up on the front page, was a small price to pay for making it clear that we were a place welcoming of all opinions and discourse.

Having made that decision – much of reddit's current condition is on me. I didn't anticipate what (some) redditors would decide to do with freedom. reddit has become a lot bigger – yes, a lot better – AND a lot worse. I have to take responsibility.

But… the most delicious part of this is that on at least two separate occasions, the board pressed /u/ekjp to outright ban ALL the hate subreddits in a sweeping purge. She resisted, knowing the community, claiming it would be a shitshow. Ellen isn't some "evil, manipulative, out-of-touch incompetent she-devil" as was often depicted. She was approved by the board and recommended by me because when I left, she was the only technology executive anywhere who had the chops and experience to manage a startup of this size, AND who understood what reddit was all about. As we can see from [her post-resignation activity](https://www.reddit.com/user/ekjp/comments/), she knows perfectly well how to fit in with the reddit community and is a normal, funny person – just like in real life – she simply didn't sit on reddit all day because she was busy with her day job.

Ellen was more or less inclined to continue upholding my free-speech policies. /r/fatpeoplehate was banned for inciting off-site harassment, not discussing fat-shaming. What all the white-power racist-sexist neckbeards don't understand is that with her at the head of the company, the company would be immune to accusations of promoting sexism and racism: she is literally Silicon Valley's #1 Feminist Hero, so any "SJWs" would have a hard time attacking the company for intentionally creating a bastion (heh) of sexist/racist content. She probably would have tolerated your existence so long as you didn't cause any problems – I know that her long-term strategies were to find ways to surface and publicize reddit's good parts – allowing the bad parts to exist but keeping them out of the spotlight. It would have been very principled – the CEO of reddit, who once sued her previous employer for sexual discrimination, upholds free speech and tolerates the ugly side of humanity because it is so important to maintaining a platform for open discourse. It would have been unassailable.

Well, now she's gone (you did it reddit!), and /u/spez has the moral authority as a co-founder to move ahead with the purge. We tried to let you govern yourselves and you failed, so now The Man is going to set some Rules. Admittedly, I can't say I'm terribly upset.

(yishan is awesome btw)

tl;dr

Slutty Sam wrote:

Kind of a side thing but I always wanted to see a thread simulator of good friggin comment or IRC moments (preferably IRC moments because it's funnier and then no one is shamed). It's just more natural that way instead of people attempting to pull humor out of no where. Sure these artificial simulators are always pretty funny but I'd just like to see one like that for once, maybe someone else could do it (and I would if I knew how at all). There is a problem with that though like the obvious only including people who are on the IRC while here anyone can participate if they choose. Just a suggestion I've thought of for a while.

By the way dicks.

[flies off to have a sex]

I have always wondered, is it possible to get you pregnant these days?

Skeletor-sm

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