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I want to cum inside Pepe.

This thread offends me because it isn't dank enough.

They left out the parts where they called me retarded and autistic in addition to obnoxiously mocking me when I pointed out that they shouldn’t have entire threads dedicated to hating users and shouldn’t be able to suspend any account they want to for 3 hours on a whim, which mods can and do often. This is in the riff raff rules they really justified this to me and allow everything I just mentioned. Yeah, I called them horrible people. They did nothing but ridicule me and my notion that hatred in the riff raff threads is wrong. The mods of KnowYourMeme were horrible toward me in the IRC chat and not one of them disagreed or defended me. They are quite hateful and I do not believe they should be running KYM. Tighter restrictions and regulations on mod powers should be in place but apparently it’s just a social fuckall people can abuse to their liking. This post will get downvoted to oblivion, of course, as any of the mods in the chat whom will certainly read this would love to do so. I suppose if you take all my words out of context though it’s a really funny post that makes me look bad. What they are doing is wrong, and they will get away with it over and over. I loved this site, used it since I was 15, loved posting loved commenting loved interacting. It’s been a nice thing for me that makes me happy and gives me something to look forward to doing every day, from covering events like the Reddit Blackout to posting about Bernie Sanders. Now I can no longer enjoy it, because the people running it will insult and openly ridicule anyone who disagrees with them.
By all means, let me be the 9/11 of KYM. If this is what KYM stands for, I don’t want it to exist.

˙ǝʇᴉsqǝʍ uʍo ɹᴉǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎʇᴉuƃᴉp puɐ ǝpᴉɹd ɥʇᴉʍ pǝllᴉɟ ʎʇᴉunɯɯoɔ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝsnɔxǝ ʇᴉɥs uǝʞɔᴉɥɔ pǝʞɔᴉp-ʇnulɐʍ ƃuᴉʍollɐʍsʞɔoɔ ʇsǝpnɹ ǝɥʇ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ ǝʌɐɥ oɥʍ sǝssɐqɯnp ʇuǝᴉʇuǝs-uou ɟo pɐǝʇsuᴉ suɐɯnɥ ƃuᴉǝq oʇ ʞɔɐq ʇǝƃ puɐ uɐɥɔㄣ lǝpoɯ ǝloɹ ɹnoʎ ɟo ssɐ ʎʇɐǝʍs ʇɐɥʇ ƃuᴉʞɔᴉl doʇs oʇ pǝǝu noʎ ɟo ll∀ ˙ƆɹI ǝɥʇ ʇɐ uʍop ɹoᴉʌɐɥǝq ɹno oʇ ǝnp ʎʇᴉunɯɯoɔ ʇᴉɥs ɟo ǝlppnd ɐ ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ ʞuᴉɥʇ I

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CONQUERED BY THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IN THE NAME OF DESTRUCITY!

Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

i want to die

“Hello, my name is Fred
The words you see
Are in this thread
I said my name is Fred
And I’ve been”

“NAUGHTY…”

I'M HIJACKING THIS THREAD AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

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Well, since this thread died for two weeks (like other attempts of a thread sim), I'll just revive it, and post the two previous thread sims for some inspiration.

Also, if you can, please stop with the long copypastas pls. It's gonna become a dead horse at some point.

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SNIGEB TI

It's time to reveal my evil plan. I will attempt to combine the worst cancer with the worst autism. This plan will destroy all the memes in the world, there is nothing you can do to stop it. MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Shouts from the distance
Melee has aged horribly and you should feel bad for liking it!

Fool, you have fallen into my trap. This is what I need to create the Canctism!

We are back, you bundle of sticks.

Choose Gold Member rank, choose the Conversationalist rank, choose Archivist rank or Research Adviser. Choose hiding from the moderators. Choose ruining your social life, Choose having no RL friends, Choose disconnecting, Choose life through the bottom of a bottle, Choose stealing images from other sites and hoping that the original artist doesn’t fucking notice. Choose sitting countless hours in front of your computer. Choose making a thread with thousands of pointless and random comments. Choose witnessing endless amounts of mind numbing images from the far corners of the Internet, wondering if you should spend more of you’re days being a productive member to society. Choose Super Robo Jesus and wondering why he wasn’t made sooner. Choose a deactivation retirement plan. Choose going out with a banhammer at the end, desperately typing down your last message on a random image, video, or profile as a pissed off mod is ready to shut down your account. Choose one more sleepless night on this site. Choose Know Your Meme.

Somebody wake me up from this nightmare
I can't handle it
It might drive me insane

You know what. No. Every time I’m involved somone has to remind me of that shit. I get it, ok? I get that I acted like a piece of shit, I get that what I did was whiney and wrong. But seriously, Every fucking day i have to be reminded of it? This is literally the 6th time this week someone brought it up and I’m done. Not even users I trust and respect can stay away from reminding me? Look, I already feel like a piece of shit for it but hearing it every day from every mod and user makes me feel even worse about it and just rubs the salt in the wound. Can’t we just forget about it? It happened a month ago and I regret it ever since. Just please shut up about it for ONCE.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I've lost… the memers I've lost… won't stop hurting… It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

doot doot thanks mr skeletal

Since we know this thread is going nowhere, i'll shamelessly bump it with a pointless link

this thread simulator will never be finished, and if it is then its going to be atleast 2 years later