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Step 1. Take a phrase of the English language
Step 2. Paste it into Google Translate and translate it to whatever language you want
Step 3. Copy results and translate it back to English.
Step 4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 about 4-5 times (or more, if you want).
Step 5. Post final results in this thread. (make sure to include the original phrase).

EXAMPLE

Original Phrase: "If you have nothing to say on a particular subject, you can skip the topic and move on."

Several translations to Japanese later: "You, if not anything that must say a particular subject, can be moved in order to skip the topic."

So basically: manually do what bad translator does?

"I like big butts and I cannot lie" turned into "Love, love, love her big Tits and I can't."

Sorta reminds me of this:

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."

"What is man ? Serpentine mountain mystery."

I said what the hell is that little bitch? I thought I have confirmed more than 300 deaths, too many secret ways that you will join me RAID- Qaeda, to step out of the Navy for the first time will know that I am. They actually never seen on the occasion of the World ridiculous as me. You are my everything in full of the best sniper in the US Army, I trained guerrilla, but remains a target. You cut your damned. If you think that you can avoid it, said the Internet? When we talk about the disgusting. I can monitor IP storm friend now called best spy ring in the United States and get my confidence, and I feel ready. This is called a storm in your life is to destroy the poor little. Hey, I have a dead child. I can enjoy anywhere, anytime, I can get a massive battle unarmed. This is just the bare hand, more than seven hundred of you to kill you, but I have all the weapons in the backyard of the continent the US Marine College is poor, wiping his face was a bastard. If you know the penalty is sacred, and drop "smart" can be for your own good, you keep fuckin your language, is a short suspension. But you, you can now pay the price can not, is a fool. I drown you get angry minds. You are fucking dead child.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, I hate every one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no life who spent the day looking silly ass every second picture. You are the world's all bad. To be honest, you really get what any cat ? I mean, I think this is because making fun of people of your own insecurities fun, but you need to go to a whole new level. This is not a tear-jerking pictures on Facebook is even worse.
Do not be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I was perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sport you play, in addition to "masturbation nude video of Japan," I have all A's, and has hit a hot girlfriend? (She just blew me away, so my mother in cash), who you are, you should kill his gratitude to listen to all wood …
Caption: This is me and my bitch
(Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Picture Related: It’s me and my bitch)

Serbia strong remove kebab, jet fuel cant melt steel beams, people die if they are killed, Donald trump is illuminati, particle mare did nothing wrong, Loli is best mod, straight out of Compton, delete system 32.

Several translations into Serbian, Latvian, French, Japanese, Lithuanian, Armenian, Czech, Azerbaijani, Georgian and Estonian later….

If you are killed in the Serbian kebab melt steel beams, strong, pure jet Kant, people die, Donald Trump, the Illuminati Compton Mare is a 32-cylinder engine is the best way to fix a bad particles

Guys, The thermal drill. Go get it.
Guys, thermal drill. Go get it .

just grab a beer and watch bain and Vlad fight because of warhead

Hey I'm grump,
I'm not so grump,
And we're the game grumps

Original: "I love you meme faggots so hard!"

English→Norwegian→Chinese (Traditional)→Swedish→Russian→English

"I love you so much gay meme!"

Close enough.

English→Japanese→English→Spanish→English
So ur and ur honey and yur make a phone call rigns Wen. U it the ANSER N vioce is called "WUT Teru doing my daughter to wit?" U of N to teach the girl ur she "My dad is DED." [Or phone Who was?

Madagascar

English → Zulu

Translation: Spiderman

(This actually used to happen but they seemed to have fixed it so just take my word.)

And now, "Bonfire" by Childish Gambino….translated 3-4 times.
Ah, this is naive woman Gambino family played such Nasdaq
White girl like burn me asscrack
Will cause black girl, man, fuck, I am willing to do anything
I like cats, I love women, men, I should runnin 'PETA
Adidas, with some shorts, BOO my everything
My green, it should be, in my grocery store your green
Asian guy, I stole his girl, and now he understands Kogi beef
I like a person's accent, which is all about Zhongtian
Hot like a parked car
I sound like an incredibly hard black ř
Dumbo 4:40 remember my cousin
Eatin "Oreo this white girl hit me
My wife vodka, whiskey, an adult man
Hesitant, on the island, like the toe jam counts
I play slow, so I call it a slow jam
Butcher, I know who killed cattle, ham
These rappers are afraid of him
Because I am a beast, bitch, Jill, Invader Zim
Gambino was a call girl, to your mother, give me
The new whip these niggas like a slave
They told me I was a horrible person, those things do not phase me
Tell me, how they suck, my memory is hazy
"You are my favorite rapper, now" yes ah, man, I'm so
Or you can fuckin 'kiss my ass, human centipede
You want to see my girl? I'm not dumb
You want to see my girl? Check Maksim
"Man, why every black actor gotta rap a few?"
I do not know, I just know I'm the best

[Chorus]
This is a fire, turn off the lights
Everything you and I talk about how to burn
This is a fire, turn off the lights
Everything you and I talk about how to burn

You know these rap dudes talking dog feces, he starts killing
Fuck that, there is not the devil like thugs
I I I'm from the South, is not got no accent, do not know why
So, this rap is child's play, I made my name like Princess Diana
Yes ah, they said they wanted to know the truth, blame my real life
He told me that I should give up, "First, you say white!
Second off, you say, as long as you do not give up. ʱ?
Rap's stepfather, yes ah, you hate me, but you will respect
I need to work Ludwig
My heart is like on the track shoes,
I hit it to my cousin, and now he can not even think straight
Black and white music? Now, brothers, this is a mixtape
I shout out blerds, they represent authenticity
Gambino call girl, my dick construction
I know you hate me, because I'm your little cousin to play
I like the black girl who nerds, but when they dance, they can say '"owww"
I'm sorry, who follow me
Cold Philippines, the local Jollibee
Yes ah, I really like her ass sodomy
So, if you see my hand under the table, do not bother me
I do not speak soft, which is the other person
I cried, "What the fuck are you?" Like I have not seen the sky
And dog feces I'm doin 'this year, insanity
Made a beat, then kill it, Casey Anthony
These rappers do not know how to do
Because I've done is I like a Loony tune
I give you my all, until there's nothing left
I swear, this summer will be a summer camp, bitch.

i have put on my hat and wizard robe

initiate translation

english→dutch→french→english

translation complete

I put my hat and put dress assistant

this one is even better
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman

english→dutch→french→russian→greek→chinese→spanish→english→icelandic→esperanto→danish→english
turns in…
I am glad I was frozen there, we are here, and the sheriff, and we are here for the winter, but we have been there, I just remember that we are here. I want to know what the heck
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Beginning:
The emperor protects.

End:
Part imperial.

What is this heresy?