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Alright, everyone. It's time for week 2 of the KYM roast. This week, it's everyone's favorite anti-fun user, Asura.

Remember, be cruel, crush the user, but remember to keep it civil. Don't turn this into third grade shit-flinging.

All he ever does is bitch and complain about how much this site sucks. And yet will do nothing to fix anything. Basically your average faux edgy highschooler (if he isn't in highschool then that would be depressing)

who?

Thats all? Step your game up you fucking furfag subhuman.

As for the rest of the trash on this site, do your worst.

I want to shoot Asura in the face. I'm helping!

I was being serious. I've not seen you before.

No need to jump on me.

Asura only loves DOTA because it's the only thing that's trashier than him.

Umm… uh… If this Asura character considers it fun to be anti-fun, then… er…why haven't they imploded yet?!?!?!

Asura keeps getting into a raging hissyfit about how bad Rifff-Raff is. But with a normal person, the worst Riff-Raff thread will not bother him because he has a normal mental state and who's life does not revolve around the KYM forums.

So you don't like Riff-Raff? That is ok, just consume something else (or let not temporary pleasures revolve around your life.) but my god your hissyfits are beyond childish for something so minor.

@Eurofighter and TripleA
Friendly reminder that this is a roast not a hate forum, go bring that shit to riff raff.
@topic at hand
In Asuras world, nobody shits. Nobody laughs. And nobody progresses a joke. All they do is sit around a pentagram with a picture of filthy frank cyring while jerking each other off.
Basically what I saying is everyone in Asura's world is a sad egotistical sack of shit, which also translates to everyone being Asura himself because he himself is his only friend.

@NON
All this time, there was an actual difference between roast and insult? Ok but I need an original and funny response.
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Here is a clip of filthyfrank.

Im pretty sure what i did qualified as roasting, and i don't hate asura, but whatever.

Wow you people need to step up your game.

What is the difference between a piece of shit and Asura?

A piece of shit was at least a living thing at one point.

Tell me where Magic touched you.

Spectre > Anti-Mage
Phoenix > Crystal Maiden
Can't even get the Dota facts straight.

I would actually try to post funny jokes, but this is Asura we're talking about. The only stuff you can roast him on is the extreme lack of variety in his posts outside of "I don't care / OP ur an idiot" images and vids while never actually contributing.

You can't roast a guy whose presence on the site has reduced to just that: Being present.

It's actually kinda painful when you see how little jokes people can come up with that relate to Asura or his posts/personality. Shows how well he actually presents himself on here.

Mister Asura is the very epitome of plainness. He is so milquetoast, so anemic, so inoffensive, that I struggle to even name any outstanding characteristic of his deserving of criticism, because he has none.

One could quite simply program a bot that selects Riff-Raff threads at random and posts one of two Filthy Frank reaction videos, and one will have captured the very peaks and depths of Mister Asura's personality.

I do not contend that he has no friends; contrariwise, being the vanilla ice cream of the batch, Asura excels at attracting similarly dull drones who derive pleasure from the total absence of humor or originality.

I don't know how you fuckers do it, ive been sitting here trying to think of a roast but I cant do it without it sounding shallow/snobby as shit.

Stop worrying about sounding snobby or shallow, just tear into him.

filthy frank has hated a certain type of person trough his entire YouTube carrer, and are those who simply lack any kind of originality, any kind of spontaneous thought that they recur to using his YouTube videos as responses to everything as if he was some kind of authority on the taste of people.

somehow Asura manages to encapsulates everything frank dislikes, yet he is incapable of seeing the irony of repeatedly using his videos as responses to everything.

Asura's animus are shiet.

…no wait. Let me try harder…

Asura's anime's ARE shit.

Whats the difference between our asura and this asura?

He possesses a personality, something that our asura has never shown.

I would make a joke about fearing Asura's Wrath, but posting Filthy Frank videos is less wrath than it is unoriginality.

Asura? More like Azula. You know, that crazy bitch from Avatar? She had a psychological breakdown towards the end?

I…I don't know who Asura is.

After Asura hating fun for so long I looked into his DERK N SEKRET PHAST, and found that back when he was a child he was too big for the playgrounds and decided that fun must be destroyed for discrimination.

Also, back when he was a child, he was roughly 22.

22 yr old edgy high schooler confirmed. :^)

Why would any of us need to grill him? He does a good job of it himself already.

Not bad so far.

Asura has shit taste in names and video games.

Srsly? Dota?

And what kind of name is Asura. Pick a normal name like everyone else.

Hey Asura, I hope you get hit by this guy.

Do you know who he's actually named after? The worst god in The Elder Scrolls games.

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You should have been roasted before birth to have saved your mother time and pain

Literally Anti-Mage from Dota nuff said.

he's anti-fun because he's anti-social, anti-life and anti-intelligence
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What's the difference between Asura and a dick?

A dick gets sucked. Asura just sucks. :^)

He has bad hair?

The only thing worse than liking DOTA is being shit at it, and it's obvious that Asura sucks at it because of how garbage he is on the site and compensates for it by trash talking memers.

Okay now for a long list of responses.

@TripleA9000
Ooga booga go back to Africa and chuck a spear at some monkeys or something. Also You should not be talking about names considering yours sounds like Triple Anal 9000, which I am sure is something that you are deeply interested in.

@Eurofighter typhoon.
Haha nice posts lolololololololololol

Fag.

@TillsterRulz
Judging by your profile wall, you come off as a cheap wannabe knockoff of Laika. Your like his unwanted son that he still has yet to have gassed at a concentration camp.

@No original name.
I actually cannot be offended by a guy whose waifu is so low on the waifu scale that she is literally in the dirt.

@Karoler
You have been here on this site for 2 months and already show promise of being another complete dipshit trying to garner attention by making terrible threads for even riff-raff standards.

@Natsuru Springfield.
I was not touched by magic when I was little. Magic gave me batmans parents syndrome when I was young.

@Randomman
You are exactly the kind of guy whose so egotistical and full himself that you would video record yourself masturbating, upload it on to a porn site, than masturbate to that video. You also cannot go 2 minutes without getting your dick sucked by a majority of the user base on this site. You get your dick sucked as much times as particle mare sucking the dicks of all the bronyfags on this site. Speaking of which….

@Particle Mare
You really should not be talking about plainness or originality if your main avatar is Twilight Sparkle.

@Smug
You do not even have any kym titles, let alone any sign's of a personality on this site.

@Peacock Roy
Your just another generic bottom-of-the-barrel mod on this site, why should I care about what you think of me?

@The cute master
You may think I suck, but you just blow.

@The rest of the users who I have not mentioned.
All of your posts were too shit to properly respond to.