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Because I liked it so much the first time.

Dragon Ball: Journey to the West if the Monkey King were an alien and Buddha were a wish-granting dragon.
Black Lagoon: A Japanese businessman struggles to balance his morality with a desire for personal freedom, but screw that. Pretty girls with guns!
Working: A runaway child finds shelter in a family restaurant and nobody questions it because she’s cute and sassy. She witnesses all the everyday goings on of a successful business like androphobia, repressed pedophilia, and forced crossdressing.
Sore ga Seiyu: An alien princess comes to Earth seeking fame, but is quickly reduced to menial factory work and day-laboring. Through manipulation of sound waves, she slowly conquers the world. And our hearts.
Cowboy Bebop: It was all a dream.
Prison School: SJWs oppress MRAs with crows and panty shots. MRAs respond with public defecation and crossdressing.
Pokemon: Children kidnap gods and turn them into information spread across a computer network.
Digimon: Like Pokemon, but with talking animals or something.
Vandread: Battle of the sexes. With causalities.
Girls und Panzer: A subversive depiction of what prolonged warfare does to a society. High school girls are indoctrinated into unquestioning violence through the trivialization of warfare into a game. Best anti-war animation since Grave of the Fireflies.
So Ra No Wo To: Just a silly moe comedy about girls in a tank.
Irresponsible Captain Tylor: Biggest idiot ever prevents a war by doing nothing at all.
Galaxy Express 999: After the death of his mother, a young lad learns the power of forgiveness when a beautiful woman urges him to let his better angels lead him and-Holy shit, he just killed those people! Wow, things just got real.
Paranoia Agent: Hello Kitty eats Tokyo.
Watamote: A teenage girl struggles with clinical social anxiety. Luckily, her parents take an active role in her life. Through the emotional support of her family and psychological counseling, her condition improves.
Karin: A reverse-vampire menstruates through her nose, finds love.
Bokurano: Abused children are forced to sacrifice themselves for a world that isn’t worth saving. Catchy theme song!
School Days: A guy has so much sex that his head comes off! Probably a warning against STDs.
Boku no Pico: Forbidden love blooms after a grown man seduces a pre-pubescent girl with ice-cream.
Angel Beats: Donate organs. Get ghost bitches.
Astro Boy: Mega Man for anime historians and pedophiles.
Baccano: Every character is the main character and there is no beginning or end. Seriously, that’s kind of the whole point.
Azumanga Daioh: Teenage girls talk about stuff for half an hour.
K-on!: Teenage girls talk about stuff for half an hour and occasionally play music.
YuruYuri: Teenage girls talk about stuff for half an hour and express deep homosexual longings.
Madoka Magica: Homerun-chan fights the Walburgers!
Tetsujin 28-go/Gigantor: A kid commands a giant robot, but forget about that for a minute. The kid’s name is Shotaro and shotacon was totally named after him. Isn’t that interesting? I think it is. Anyways, the giant robot fights giant monsters.
Ika Musume: They call her Squid Girl, Squid Girl, faster than lightning! No-one you see inks harder than she! And we know Squid Girl lives in a world full of wonder, flying there-under, under the sea!
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: It turns out God is a really annoying Japanese girl.
Etotama: Mickey Mouse has rigged the Olympics! It’s up to a less sexualized version of the Monster Musume cast to set things right! Des des!
Himouto! Umaru-chan: A socially-awkward lesbian and multi-racial attention whore feel unaccepted by Japan’s rigid social structure. They find solace in the love of a shape-shifting hamster lady.
Bleach: A blatant rip-off of Nick Simmons’ Incarnate. Stop watching before the Bount arc.
Gakkou Gurashi: Normal high-school girls learn English through a series of helpful flashcards.
Narutaru: A 12-year-old girl makes friends with a magical starfish. They go on fun adventures together and nothing bad happens. The bad things that do not happen include murder, rape, suicide, bullying, torture, dismemberment, genocide, and forced sodomy. Catchy theme song!

Anime have always had bad plots to begin with.
Just some bad plots were better than other.

Samurai Flamenco: Japanese Kick-Ass

Kill La Kill: Angry but incredibly broken teenage girl with red hair streak visits a really weird militaristic slaughter house that is supposed to an academy. Also she meets a Coconut head.

Pokemon: Eternal child will never win the best of the region and the definition of insanity is rather noticeable

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: David Bowie becomes a vampire and Kenshiro must stop him! Aztec Pillar Gods are seeking for the mask and a ruby! And then some ghosts got introduced!

Fist Of The North Star: Mad Max with Bruce Lee

Spice And Wolf: Wolf goddess transforms into human and it goes on an adventure

Seitokai: Sex jokes. Nothing else.

Kirby Of The Stars: AH NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KARBIEH!

naruto:ninja dbz

Dragon Ball: Grab some dragon's balls, close your eyes and make a wish

Shimoneta:Some high school students are trying to make porn legal.

One Piece: Rubber Band tries to find a bathing suit
Naruto: Loser turns out to be Ninja Jesus
Bleach: Fuck, I don't know anymore, Aizen?
Boku no Hero: Kid learns about the growth stunting caused by young muscle building
Onepunch-Man: He's not a Mary Sue if he's bald and badly drawn
Cage of Eden: Lost, but with Panty shots and Discount Dinos
Avatar: It's not an anime guys, geez
Ai Kora: Guy deals with having too many fetishes
Death Note: Supernatural forces love to troll Humans
Dragon Ball: How the fuck did this guy produce children?
Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo: There's a plot?
Yu Yu Hakusho: Punk turns out to be Demon Jesus still a punk
Shaman King: I'm gonna be king of the shamans!
Korra: Still not an anime guys
Hellstar Regina: The end of the world is going to suck
Akira: Giving a disgruntled teen rebel god-like powers is a bad idea for everyone involved
Yugioh: Watch as this games manga get's swallowed by a single card game
Pokemon: Idiot kid uses super-powered animals to search for a cure for his inability to age
Elfen Lied: Oh, look at the sexy nake- OH GOD!
Zatch Bell: Pokemon with a one pokemon limit and the pokemon are little kids

Yugioh – Duel Monsters – Kids with card games go and do stuff. Sometimes people die.
Yugioh 5D's – A Duel Monsters and Akira crossover cartoon.
Yugioh Zexal – Homoerotic Floating Man plays with his obnoxious friend who sucks at card games but gets better. They play card games with lots of numbers.
Full Metal Alchemist – Amputee and his brother travel around a lot.
Akira – Delinquents get into trouble with the government.
Naruto – Ninjas use many techniques.
DN Angel – A boy turns into a sexy angel of darkness that steals stuff. Also yaoi. (I was into stupid shit when I was 13 oKAY)

Fist Of The North Star: a guy with a fist makes everything explode.
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: A teacher who wants to die but the death is like nope meanwhile the half of girls and a dude of the show love him.
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: impossible poses.
Sonic X: the main character is Chris and not Sonic.
Denpa Kyoushi: an basement-dweller weeaboo is being forced to work.
Overlord: Skeletor is the main protagonist.

Pretty Cure:
Futari Wa: The Wonder Twins go Super Saiyan
Splash Star: Totally not Futari Wa
Yes!5: The Pretty Cure multiply out of control
Fresh: Aspiring pop idols come across a baby and Draco Malfoy and save the world from hair dyers
Heartcatch: The Pretty Cure have to save some flowers
Suite: The Pretty Cure save the day with their sick mixtape
Smile: The one with the nerd
DokiDoki: No one likes this one
Happiness Charge: The high school reunion goes completely nuts
Go! Princess: Some random teenage girl decides she wants to be a princess

Video Girl Ai: A cautionary tale on the dangers of choosing synthetic relationships over the challenge of developing social skills and getting close to real people.
Chobits: It didn't work.
The World God Only Knows: A teenage boy ignores the above lesson and gain the ability to seduce any woman he wants. He does not think to use this talent until he is threatened with decapitation.
Steins;Gate: I have no idea what this show is about, but the opening sequence is really cool.
Spice and Wolf: A rare example of tasteful nudity in anime. Naked wolfgirl wall scrolls on sale now!
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei: Have you ever seen Lean on Me? It's like that, except with a teacher instead of a principal and he's a bad role model and nobody's black.

Legend Of the Galactic Heroes: In spehss, the evil Fourth Reich and the slightly less evil democratic Free People's Alliance fights in a endless war. A blondie named Reinhard and his red headed lover Kircheis takes over the fourth Reich. While taking over the Fourth Reich, Kircheis dies because the two lovers had a fight right before an assassin tried to kill Reinhard. While Reinhard and co. are taking over the reich the evil, incompetent Yang Wenli stages a military coup on the democratic Free People's Alliance. Reinhard and Wenli takes over their respective faction and sends millions of space sailors to die. Reinhard wins eventually and makes Wenli part of his personal gay harem. Later, Wenli escapes and starts a resistance movement but is assassinated by Julian whom Wenli mosted as a child and Julian takes over the remnants of the Free People's Alliance. Reinhard and Julian makes peace between the FR and FPA. Reinhard marries Hildegard but Hildegard poisons Reinhard after finding out hes gay and takes over the Fourth Reich.

TTGL:

My Summer animes explain badly:
Gate: JSDF propaganda with hot girls.
Overlord: I can be a lvl100 warlock for real, man!
Himouto! Umaru-chan: useless sister can be cute useless sister.
Working!!!: Punches, crazyness, chibi-popura.
Rokka no yuusha: An Agatha Christie mysterie with a bunny girl.

Madoka Magica: Hamsandwichru must save Moodookaa from becoming meguca with the power of lesbianism.
Yu Yu Hakusho: A teen becomes a detective who punches demons to solve cases.
Guin Saga: King from Tekken shows up in a medieval fantasy world and gets shit done.
Jewelpet: Harry Potter meets Littlest Pet Shop, then various things happen.
Spice and Wolf: Learn about the wonderful world of economics while internet dwellers keep calling the obvious Neko a "furry".
Dragon Ball: Alien monkey boy travels the world to train in martial arts and rack up sexual assault charges.
Dragon Ball Z: How many times can we give these characters spontaneous power-ups before shoving them all aside for Goku's until you get sick of it.
Cowboy Bebop: Life sucks, no matter what time period you're in.
Trigun: Lightbulb aliens debate life philosophies and shoot guns.
SPOILERS!!! Wolf's Rain: Several wolves go on a road trip, while you get to pick a favorite character and hope they don't die first.
Another: How many ways can we kill highschoolers?
Deadman Wonderland: Shawshank redemption, with less sodomy, and more blood.
High School of the Dead: Who needs a plot or logic when you have bewez and zambies, amirite?!
Last Exile: Two orphaned UPS employees use their flying car things t- oh hey a civil war.
Soul Eater: One half saturday morning cartoon, one half by the books shonen anime.
FMA: Lets turn science into superpowers!
Fairy Tail: Characters go on an adventure, nobody important dies, villains that appear threatening are always pushovers, Natsu cries the power of friendship, punches villain, and wins. Rinse and repeat. Oh, and an overabundance of tasteless fanservice/boobs.

Fairy Tail: A guild fights a bunch of dark guild with the help of friendship. Also, fanservice.
Gundam Build Fighters: A teenager builds a plastic model and a prince fights with a plastic model that the teenager built.
Shimoneta: Fanservice is now forbidden so there's non-destructive terrorism.
Symphogear: A girl got a relic embedded into her crest after another girl died from singing.
Holy Swordman's World Break: Someone reincarnated into an invincible teenager.
Pokemon: A trainer that didn't even try to catch all the Pokemon. (that again, can we blame him?)
Umaru: A lazy sister.
Gurren Lagann: Do the impossible! See the invincible!
The World God Only Knows: A teenager plays a bunch of eroges and he kissed a bunch of girls.

Overlord: Some dude forgot to log out of his videogames before the server shutdown.
The results:

Evangelion: Angst (mostly teenage angst) ultimately leads to the end of the world. Includes religious and Freudian symbolism by the truckload.
Rebuild of Evangelion: See the previous, but now add some sense of hope and light at the end of the tunnel…so we can break the characters even more than before.
Gurren Lagann: Manly men use phallic symbols to kill furries → Manly men use phallic symbols to kill geometry → Manly men use phallic symbols to kill the concept of despair.
Wolf Children Ame and Yuki: Twilight, if Bella chosen Jacob over Edward, and there was never an Edward to start with, and it had likeable characters and good plot, and…didn't resemble Twilight at all, actually.

Space Dandy: Perverted greaser and friends attempt to make some space-dosh.

Keroro Gunso: A more marketable version of Invader Zim.
Mobile Suit Gundum: Buy all our playsets and toys!
Serial Experiments Lain: Internet addiction claims yet another victim.
Excel Saga: Your guess is as good as mine.
Princess Knight: A girl foolishly believes she can fight her society's gender roles. Laugh at her foolish attempts at doing a man's job!
InuYasha: Despite languages changing dramatically over time, a twentieth-century girl is able to communicate with people from thousands of years in the past.
School Rumble: Idiots fall in love and act all stupid with each other. Art imitates life.
Cutie Honey: The groundwork for the robot uprising begins when a cybernetic woman convinces the world she is human. Secure in her human persona, she plots.
Powerpuff Girls Z: What are you doing? Just watch the original.
Strawberry Panic: The daily lives of a Japanese Catholic high school filled exclusively with openly homosexual girls.
Death Note: A reverse-murder mystery in which we see the murderer stay one step ahead of the detective. Then Misa shows up…
One Piece: A young lad sets out to become king of the pirates without recognizing this implies lots of murder, rape, and thievery.
Pani Poni Dash!: The Japanese educational system gets so bad that they hire an eleven year old to teach a high school class. Somehow, the students remain more competitive than their American counterparts.
Speed Racer: "You can be racer."
Saber Marionette J: After gaining control over three beautiful robot girls, a young man decides to not have sex with them.
Soul Eater: Monsters are bad, except when they're not.
Is the Order a Rabbit?: Holy fuck do these girls love bunnies.
Ranma 1/2: Repressed transgender individual discovers her true identity after swimming in a magic pool.
Lucky Star: Teenage girls talk about stuff for half an hour and make anime references.

Madoka Magica: Like Sailor Moon but fucked up.

Future Diary: Battle Royale except the winner becomes God. The MC's only hope for survival hinges upon his badass psychopathic stalker and a terrorist.

Dog Days: War is fun and games after all.

Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa: Guy who can't keep a secret keeps one thanks to the power of his boner.

Shimoneta: Sex Ed is serious business.

Overlord: World's most badass skeleton takes over the world.

Himouto! Umaru-chan: World's whiniest little sister is adorable. She's also one of us. With shapeshifting powers.

Kill la Kill: Shadow the Hedgehog's human sister takes down a corrupt academy thanks to a skimpy talking sailor uniform.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: World depends on a pussy finally getting into the fucking robot.

Panty and Stocking: Angels are bitches.

Watamote: Socially awkward teenage girl fails miserably at trying to be popular.

Spice and Wolf: Economics can be learned if a wolf girl is involved.

Squid Girl: World's worst invader becomes a waitress and free-loader.

My Bride Is A Mermaid: Almost drowning can allow you to become the new leader of a mermaid yakuza.

The Monogatari series: Lolicon teenager helps all the girls he knows with paranormal entities thanks to a surfer bro.

DanMachi: A fucking RPG.

Sword Art Online: Gamer without guns.

To Love-ru: Social awkwardness towards your crush gets you hitched to a sexy alien babe instead.

Monster Musume: Being a generally nice person gives you a monster girl harem.

Dragon Ball Z: You know Goku is the only hero that matters right? Everyone else is there to remind you that they exist and buy enough time for Goku to show up.

Attack on Titan: Rageaholic gains the rare ability to turn into an asskicking giant but is still second banana to his adopted sister and the world's strongest neatfreak.

Cory in the House: Best anime. 10/10.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Let's tromp around in the domain of God to bring our mom back even though older and more experienced alchemists have explicitly forbidden it. Surely this will not bite us in the ass.

Shimoneta: What happens when you remove Sex Ed from the school curriculum.

Fist of the North Star: If Bruce Lee starred in Mad Max, though with less emphasis on road battles and more on punching people until they fucking explode.

Hellsing: Suped-up version of Dracula and his well-endowed fledgling in a three-way war with super-powered Vatican assassins and Nazi vampires.

Spice and Wolf: Maybe people will be more willing to learn about economics if we throw in a naked wolf girl.

Pokemon: Immortal child roams the earth on the quest to become the best Pokemon trainer, throwing himself in danger's way every week in the feint hope that these quests will finally kill him. But they never do. They never will.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: "Shinji! Get in the fucking robot!"

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: A story that goes through several generations of the Joestar family as they protect the world from vampires, Chippendale dancers and America's most fabulous president.

Sword Art Online: Main character, along with thousands of other players, is stuck in a virtual reality MMO. Only this time it is by the game's megalomaniacal developer. Fortunately for Gary Stu main character, there are plenty of cute girls who want his joystick, including his cousin.

Sword Art Online II Main character and friends are still cool with playing VRMMOs despite being stuck in one for two years, watching countless people die and being forced to fight for their lives on a near daily basis.