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Confused, you decide to go full Kratos on that sh*t

Surprisingly to all, you win without any difficulty

Then suddenly the once HYPER REALISTIC blood red sky turns back to normal, with people cheering at your accomplishment.

i've been watching to much animu

and if that wasn't enough everybody on the bus, that i forgot to mention, stands up and applause you.

You have sipped from the holy grail,

You have slain the angelic host of God's light,

You have achieved grand power, Devine in nature.

Eternal youth, a soul touched by Eldritch knowledge and the great wings of an angel are all yours to utilize.

The wisest scholar and the strongest warrior pose no more threat to you than the wisest grub and strongest mite.

The meager mortals around you applause at your incandescent form, jealousy and love amalgamated in their hearts.

With your being complete, you decide to….

…become the guardian of Earth and make it as good as, and even better, this kingdom.

and this time they had allied with the legendary flying burning whale

And then a skeleton popped out.

And then came the Spanish Inquisition

and In that moment you thought to yourself
"shits getting crowded, how did i become such an attention whore?"

Why have attention when you could have another adventure instead. You get your gr8b8m8sk8board and set off for free food at Chick-Fil-A.

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above: a pic of our hero.

"bother! i forgot my totally rad shoes that gives + 2 to swag" said johan semen to himself as he rolled down the street heading toward Chick-Fil-A

You arrive at Chick-Fil-A. The staff notices that you're gay AS FUCK and kicks you out. Thankfully, there's a KFC around and you head towards it. However…

Some time traveling douchebag sends you back in time to the very beginning.

You just come back to the beginning

But this time there is nothing. Nothing. But M249 Para and a guy in Justnoway's avatar

Then out pops the Old Spice guy.

says the Old Spice guy.

And every one of them is pregnant now.

And then you literally became God and everyone and everything else was accidentally deleted because you put system32 in the trash. So you create a new universe, with lots of…

……

uck ew

the dank w33d was too hard tbh

>My comment on KYM was misunderstood and got -9 votes
>And now I come the first forum I've ever created on KYM with 666 views
>And I've had a sort-of nightmare (I woke up before it became one) last night

F*ck