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I think donald trump is a 7.5/10.

It took me a good ten years to realize Miles Prower is a pun. Ditto Ash Ketchum.

I'm fujoshi trash that spends hundreds of dollars on mobile apps

My online persona is a pirate coconut head.

I vote Republican.

Homestuck is my only source of porn.

We don't talk about that here.

Hentai, and I'll just leave it at that.

I supported ISIS up until yazidi rape.

That's not what you told me.

I've looked at exclusively furry porn for the past 6 years and now human porn is taboo to me.

When I was a kid, I thought Jews were evil, and Lesbianism was a religion.

When I was in the 3rd grade, I made a girl cry on her birthday.

When I was in middle school, I believed that Asians were superior to all other races.

I sing in the shower.

Furry porn pretty much turned me straight.

I think race relations would get a lot better if minorities would just suck it up and assimilate into the dominant culture rather than desperately trying to maintain their own separate identity.

I'm not really a river.

i used to buy into that "pussy pass" bullshit and think that whites were discriminated against.

In high school, I had a weeaboo and emo phase.

No, I don't mean being an ironic weeaboo like I am now, I mean I was full BLOWN weeaboo… Dark times.

Same as Basileus, I only get off to furry porn these days.

EXCEPT…also anthro MLP porn.

I didn't want to see my great grandma before she died because I really hated her.
I just told everyone I "didn't want to see her in that sad state"

I would say hentai, but it's not that much of a secret.
I guess that my favorite genre of hentai is rape.

Why?

I got really drunk one night and bought an anal vibrator off of some TV ad that was on around 3 AM

I did this sober :|

A Japanese exchange guy and I shared three big ass pot cookies at a party and melted. I puked cheetos all over the floor and we clung to eachother to survive the night

I still haven't had any sort of intimacy with a woman and I'm a sophomore in College

I fell down a trap door in a lighthouse once as a child and I developed a phobia of them for years afterward

I believe in God

I once brought some friends over to my place. A photographer and a model. They needed an apartment setting for their portfolio on lighting and whatever. The model, she's basically a nude model. So essentially I had a petite naked girl posing with a violin and some other props on my couch and in the kitchen and I got them whatever they needed while they did their thing. It was an interesting experience. No, this wasn't the first time a girl got naked at my place, and no, nothing that you'd see in a porn movie happened during their stay. I get to keep the pics of her taken from the shooting for providing the location which is kinda neat.

Bashar al-assad.

Ever since porn hub nearly gave me a virus, I decided to go to derpibooru, turn on the 18+ filter and search equestria girls. I do that regularly now. Please help me stop someone.

When I was a little girl (up until 5-7 years old), I didn't like to wipe my butt after pooping because I was scared of getting poop on my hands, so my mom wiped my butt for me until one day, I called her and she didn't come. Since then, I wipe my butt. I told this story to my boyfriend and he said it was too much and that he didn't need to know that, but I guess you guys either but what the fuck.

Oh so supporting isis is okay but this gets buried? What the fucking fuck. I'm not even giving an opinion on erin's post but I'm pretty sure ISIS is worse.

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- the amount of times I've liked 2d porn I could probably count on my hands 1 maybe 2 it usually doesn't even get me slightly interested let alone good enough to whack to

- I've been blackmailed into oral rape in a school bathroom freshman/sophomore year of high school

- I've considered sucking dick like once

Oh so supporting isis is okay but this gets buried? What the fucking fuck. I’m not even giving an opinion on erin’s post but I’m pretty sure ISIS is worse.

Whats more, he supported ISIS because of Assad. Which is kinda ignorant considering that ISIS only oppose Assad so they can install their own (worse) form of government in Syria.

If you wanna be against Assad but pro-Syria, support the FSA who oppose the Assad regime without having any affiliation with ISIS

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Back on topic…

Whats your dirty, nasty, shameful secret?

The fact that I'm not a 100% flaming homosexual

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Also moving to JFF

YOU DIRTY BITCH.

Sometimes I get "crushes" on people. But they aren't really crushes, they're really just a collection of obsessive thoughts I don't really like/can control about some man/boy. And sometimes the people I have the thoughts about really creep me out, like, I used to have them about my brother or a math teacher I hated.

But that's not the secret.

The secret is that I used to have one on Random Man.

@Butterscotch (of Death)

Yeah the FSA is my new alternative.

I only schlick 4 times a day instead of 8…

being busy is such a pain…

I have actually created my own furry OC (not furry as in fur covering the entire body i mean furry like the kind that are basically humans with the animal ears and a tail) it was a neko named Rachael (not sure why but i seem to like that name)

I draw lolis…"furry" lolis…and all that, that may, or may not imply~

Any secrets i do have, im sure as not sharing them with a bunch of people i don't know on the web, especially a public thread.

I'm not sure if it's going to stick, but I have a thing for girls taller than me. When I was 7, I used to have furry-esque dreams. Around that age, I wanted to be a cat. I masturbate without anything because it makes less noise and now I'm used to it. Speaking of masturbation, I don't need porn, my imagination is sufficient. I used think I was going to grow up to be bi. When searching "clop", I legit got turned on, but was disgusted with myself afterwards. I used to go into the Create-A-Diva mode in wrestling video games and make girls that are attractive.

Happy?

I never let anyone touch my phone unless I’ve had 5 minutes to clean it up before hand. :^)

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When I was in the 3rd grade, I made a girl cry on her birthday.

When I was in 9th grade I was in an all boys choir class. We had a substitute one day and made her cry. #YOLO

I'm sexually aroused by plants.

I play American football for my high school.

I'm a submissive

Me too

I have lucid dreams about destroying Apaches with a single wooden chair, while at same time being a zombie that does parkour. After destroying the Apaches, i smoke weed and go to the store get a grip. Also my nickname IRL is Yoshi.

Sometimes I find myself wanting to have consensual sex with a blind person. There's something about their lack of ability that arouses me…

I still regularly end up looking up fetish art of FICTIONAL teenage characters simply because I rarely ever pictured the characters as being below 18. Stuff like Sailor Moon, Monster High, and Homestuck. I've gotten so used to how the characters oftentimes look much older than they are that mentally I often think of them as "barely legal, but still legal," basically screwing canon altogether for the sake of "fap art."

It's one of those things that can fuck with my mind because the whole thing is I'M picturing them in my mind as "over 18," but in canon that's not always the case, making me look like a creep whenever the subject of "canon" comes up.

(you can probably add Skullgirls too just for Filia alone, in canon she's 16 but she's also a character that's notable for wearing a skirt so short she shows off her panties a lot, and then there's the somewhat infamous unused "time up" animation of Samson trying to rip her clothes off, not to mention ZONE's famous porn flash that focuses on Filia; also Squigly is a weird one because she died at age 14 and then was resurrected 14 years later, making her 28, but does it really count if you were dead for 14 years?)

I got aroused by this fucking pufferfish.

I honestly don't understand why.

I'm also on the same boat as Ms Fortune and Dac when it comes to controversial fap fuel