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Alright, I barely know who the hell this guy is, but you guys wanted him. This week, we're roasting Cupur

Remember: be ruthless, be cruel, but be funny.

Now, all I know about Cupur is that while the IRC shared porn, he shared gore and the lifeless bodies.

Basically, he gets his rocks off from anything that resembles his social life.

Cupur must be an owl posting on the internet because all I think about him when I see him post is: Who?

I actually don't know Cupur well enough to make even a half-baked joke about him.

Let's take a look at his profile. Fifteen years old. British. Okay.

Well, you know what they say about British teenagers? They're…uh…they're fucking assholes. Yeah. I bet this kid's an asshole too!

The only thing alien to Cupur is a sense of humor.

He's also male. So… statistically, if he doesn't survive to full adulthood, it'd most likely be due to suicide.

I don't really have a joke to make off of that, but I'm sure one of you sick fucks will come up with something.

His riff-raff threads are trash

The way this roast is going seems to more so highlight the collective lack of knowledge over this guys existence on this site rather than our lack of care about him.

Nice going, geniuses. You just wasted a roast on a guy we don't have any dirt on.

Blame the polls, you people should vote more to prevent things like this.

Besides, joke's on you. I had enough dirt to take a jab at both his dick and his social life.

Edit: That's enough of a victory for me.

The fact that you browse /b/ is not a substitute for having a personality.

Cupur browses /b/ because his social life is deader than the children in the pictures he posts

And here i was tearing my hair out trying to find a good dis for a guy i don't even know. Then i find out he uses /b/.

Looks like i won't have to do much thinkin on that one anymore.

Well, this week was a bust.

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>mrw to this thread

Why does Cupur let aliens onto Riff Raff so often?

Because he is so mentally damaged that Aliens are the only ones he can communicate with.

Thanks for leaving a bag of flaming alien shit on Riff-Raff's doorstep.