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Hey there, everyone. This week's roast victim is none other than our very own egotist

So, I was trying to figure out a way to post this thread without boosting Mare's ego. Unfortunately, I realized that an ego as thirsty as Mare's would find nourishment in any kind of attention, kind of like a masochist except more pathetic.

Anyway, be cruel, be ruthless yada yada

I'd feel kinda bad making fun of a girl who is so in denial from being a slut since her days in high school.

I'd feel even worse if said person was constantly desperate to prove her intelligence on a website about memes.

You can't make fun of bronies, because that's like shouting and screaming at a mentally retarded child.
But this comparison isn't accurate, because you can at least sympathize with a retard.

I remember streaming DCS world on steam while Mare was watching me play. After a mission I asked her what she thought of it and said it was too complex for her.

I thought she was smart.

It takes a certain level of work to truly understand the person that is PM, of a sort that I'm sure both she and I can appreciate.

Nah mate, even an idiot knows what a shit game looks like.

We've all seen how marefags are some of the biggest degenerates we have on the site: Thinking they can get her into a relationship with a minor, trying to influence her in joining an erp group with a bunch of adult males whose only redemption is jail time, and using her as a training method to repress their ridiculous sexual urges.

There's a saying that goes: "Birds of a feather flock together."

I rest my case.

wew daigonite that is an incredible longpost.

Wew Eurofighter that was an incredibly retarded reason to quote an entire longpost.

When has she ever done anything significant as a mod. Seems to me like a waste of powers.

She's the only main mod to not show her face, what a coward!

let's all quote this post to stretch the page and fuck up people's loading times

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I guess Particle simply isn't interesting enough to have her own roast thread dedicated to her.

I found a magic potion to restore your virginity dignity.

Got something to go along with it

Has RandomMan, TripleZed, The Cute Master, Butterscotch(of death), Loli or any of the terrible staff members(aside from the admins) at KYM shown their faces? If so I'd like to see.

I've seen pictures of RM, BSoD, and TripleZed before. I'm not sure where though.

How high were you when you made that post, daigonite?

3 cocaines

At this point I think Bob is the only mod whose face I haven't seen yet.

here he is

Bob wrote

Anyway, be cruel, be ruthless yada yada

Hey guys, do you know how many questions pm got wrong on her last chemistry test? Neither do I because it's completely unimportant and uninteresting. I mean I'm not against the subject matter. I'd love to learn a little math and science some time, but good luck getting that out of an egomaniac like Particle. One time I asked her why the sky is blue and she sent me a fucking incomprehensible wall of mathematical symbols. She seemed really proud of it too. I'm guessing she must have gotten a really shiny gold star from her teacher for learning how to recite all that without making any mistakes. She's kind of like a parrot, except not really; it's fun to listen to a parrot talk.

All that being said, I don't really hold it against pm for being a little anxious and overeager to prove how smart she is(n't). She's going into a super competitive field and she has so many disadvantages: she's a woman entering a career where it's all about who's got the biggest rocket, she spends all her free time smoking weed and discussing the finer points of memelore on the internet, and she comes from a country where the closest they've come to making a legitimate contribution to science was the CGI in Lord of the Rings.

Honestly, I don't have much hope for her. Mare is probably going to spend the first ten or fifteen years of her career in some nowhere lab scrubbing flasks and beakers until she finally gets her lucky break one day when her boss comes down and realizes that she's a cheap, clean, accessible substitute for the whores he's been using to cheat on his wife. Naturally mare will spend the better part of an afternoon weighing her desire for career advancement against her pretense to chastity, but eventually she'll use her math skills to derive the logical conclusion that it's a lot easier to suck one dick than clean out another 10,000 test tubes.

I'm not even compelled to write anything funny because making fun of PM has been run into the ground so much.

PM herself also has been run to the ground ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

thanks a lot for jinxing my roast, roarshack

Particle Mare thinks she can help better the world by having very left ideologies. Personally I think it would be better if she just left the site.

But wait, she's a Nazi? Don't say that, that's offensive to the Nazis.

Particle Mare, the moderator who constantly begs to have media powers.

If she did have media powers, the image gallery would eventually consist of only Aryanne as everything else would be removed.

Oh boy, Particle Mare!
Okay, let's see…
Particle Mare is nothing except a pathetic narcissist who uses thirsty users on memesites to boost her own ego. She blames all of her failures on those around her, despite being at fault for nearly every single KYM drama. The reason why she won't show her face is that she is so hideous, not even the most desperate of individuals would give her attention. Her parents don't love her. Her "lab accidents" with ammonia and such were sad attempts at being relevant. She is so awful, she almost drove someone to suicide. And she laughed. Why would anyone put up with this horrible creature?
Her asexuality and celibacy are lies. Well, the asexuality, at least. She represses those feelings when talking to others, but she is just as depraved as the worst users on here. She uses her test tubes for more than just holding things.
In fact, Particle is such a lonely wretch that she allows men she met on the Internet into her house, even if they could be a serial killer. Unfortunately, that is usually not the case, because Mare continues to plague us with her constant ramblings and attention whoring.
And I was here first

I respect Particle Mare as a person tbh
I mean… uh… DAMN THAT EGOTISTICAL, AMMONIA-INHALING, JARATE-CHUCKING, DONKEY-DEVOURING HO WHOM WILL NEVER GET MEDIA POWERS
COMMENCE BRUTAL CONSUMPTION OF THAT HOMO SAPIEN'S EQUUS AFRICANUS ASINUS

She doesn't make enough pony memes.

Nobody has posted the "Roast of the Week" badge on my wall yet. I thought you guys loved me. ;_;

Happy now?

When an ego has reached delusional levels, please seek medical attention.

Tell Mare she has an ego, and she will deny this.

When the last mod upgrades came, Mare was certain she deserved Media Powers. She didn't. But it didn't stop there. Despite being literally the only person who truly believed Mare needed Media powers, she wouldn't let the topic rest; going as far as creating a seperate discussion about the requirements for mod upgrades. All because she didn't get what literally only she believed she needed. This wasn't even the first time mod discussions were Mare vs. the rest.

She will still deny her ego.

Her behavior and ego once took its toll, but on a person she considered her best friend and admitted she would be sad about should he quit the site. When said person quit the site and broke off all forms of communication with mare because of mare and making clear that it was because of her, she did the opposite of her own claims. She felt no remorse. Absolutely nothing. The prize of her ego had to be paid with the loss of her best friend, and she felt absolutely no remorse or reason to; instead sticking to the idea that she was completely in the right because that was the only thing that mattered to her there. She didn't even apologise at any point, sticking to her own egoistic values.

She will still deny her ego.

One of her arguments for not having an ego is because "others" told her so. Said others are people who will do absolutely anything to suck her dick, and an absolute suckup who has admitted to appreciating and promoting the blatant dicksuck a reputation brings. That's like Stalin telling Poll Pot (pun intended) that what they're doing isn't evil. Even with those people included, a majority will tell her she has an ego.

She will still deny her ego.

Such obliviousness to an ego is a sign of having an ego by itself.

{She uses her test tubes for more than just holding things.}
Like this?

When said person quit the site and broke off all forms of communication with mare because of mare

Keep up with the times, old man. What everyone actually cares about now is that two days ago, I almost caused another close KYM friend to literally commit suicide.

Oh please, we all know he wasn't going to kill himself.

Pride that massive tends to prevent suicide.

Particle wrote

Keep up with the times, old man. What everyone actually cares about now is that two days ago, I almost caused another close KYM friend to literally commit suicide.

It sounds like you're making that up. Why would anyone kill themselves over you?

Bob wrote

Oh please, we all know he wasn’t going to kill himself.
Pride that massive tends to prevent suicide.

Aren't we supposed to be roasting Particle?

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the drama level?

Yes, we are. Sorry about that everyone. Please, carry on.

Well, at least you're proud of it.

As long as you were correct, the line between life and death becomes void to you.

Tfw mare showed you her face because she trusts you, but it's still in your browser history and you can access it at anytime and use it as leverage over her :D

Nonsense. I prefer my fuccbois with a pulse.

The lack of a pulse are the only ones who'll stick their dick in your crazy tho.

Thank goodness. Unlike you, I'm not obsessed with taking dicks.

Funny how you don't specify human dicks and instead keep it broad, when we all know you're into horse dicks.

Is there anything else you're lying about?

I have it on good authority that mare actually post from the kitchen when no one is looking. I mean she calls it a chemistry lab, but we all know what she's actually doing is cooking. One time she mixed up cleaning solution (ammonia) with orange juice and nearly killed her dad (whom she claims is her "chem professor"). I mean how do you mix up cleaning solution with orange juice??? You only have one job mare! Moderate and cook! Get it right!

And of course we all know that she used her relationship with Deltamelon to blackmail her way into a moderator position, then she dumped the kid on the poor guy! Can you believe it? How rude! Poor kid never deserved any of that!

What a sorry excuse for a mod!