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Copy-paste a post of yours (preferably a decent paragraph) to find out how "polite" it is. Ideally, try to use examples of you being formal, because there's no point in being polite if you're just going to shitpost.

Disclaimer: no clue how scientific this algorithm is meant to be. Treat this as for fun only.

Mine:

I tried out a few of my paragraphs. Most of them were neutral, a few impolite.

I guess posts made in debates are bad for this, because they naturally contain a lot of negative language regardless of formality. I think the most ideal kind of post would be a paragraph introducing yourself, but I don't have any of those handy.

Apparently I'm impolite in general according to this thing. Odd because I used comments I felt were pretty polite overall.

And for context…

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Imagine that, having borderline speech patterns as An Average Loser. cool.

From this thread

Now for reals…

Annihilated.

I feel sort of bad that I can't really contribute much more to the thread. I don't keep many samples of my writing handy… Except maybe…

Apparently an apologetic tone is at least somewhat impolite.

Fuck you bog-eyed cunts

I just tricked the system lol!
@Laika

Why don't you take that to /pol/ or stormfront (Where you belong).

I gotta say, I'm a bit disturbed by how seriously this website takes itself.
Is… is this how Newspeak began?

>MFW Laika's "roast"

>Eurofighters roast

context

"I swear, you guys will be my downfall. But goddammit, I love you guys too much to leave. Never change, you fucks!"

That's what I'm getting as well, also odd because I take steps to avoid being insulting or provane but I don't get out of my way trying to deliberately talk formally.

My basic hypnosis of what's going on here:

I agree with your hypnosis. And dang, that textile.
As for me, I generally got neutral or polite. Usually the shorter posts were the ones considered more polite.

I decided to use this.

and got this:

With that said, I'll give my thoughts. This thing should not be taken seriously in any way. It completely disregards all context and focuses more on what it said rather than what is being conveyed. Like, if I were to say "Kindly go fuck yourself" they'd be happy I said "Kindly" and unhappy I said "go fuck yourself".

Basically, this thing is about as smart as that guy you would expect to drown from drinking a bottle of water.

Edit: I also threw this in for shits and giggles.

They're indifferent about your opinion, Bob:

Navy SEALs are not very polite