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As some of you may know, I am a fairly new "face" around here, so I don't have much knowledge on KYM history. In "memory lane," I stumble across a fairly large topic on this moderators journey to become said-moderator. Who is this Particle Mare, and what makes this mod so, how should I put it, interesting? (Remember, I am fairly new).

Particle Mare is a well known mod for creating a lot of entries (most notably pony memes), active in the forums and IRC, and is popular among pervs since she's one of the most powerful girls on this site.

Particle Mare is a brony mod from New Zealand. She's well known for making a lot of entries (usually MLP related) on the site.
Oh, and one very important detail about PM:

Courtesy of The Greato, who's on an adventure.
Because of this, every teenage boy on the site is thirsty for her.

Also, requesting move to Riff Raff.

hmm, "every teen boy is thirsty for her," you say. There's only one thing that makes me thirsty…

Coca Cola?

she likes horses and is on a constant quest to feed her egomania

ammonia ftw

She likes ammonia?

she eats, sleeps and breathes ammonia.

Context: https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/riff-raff/topics/37104-particle-mare-inhaled-ammonia-and-died

To quote Marilame Memeson, "I am anything when I'm high."

So you are Particle Mare. . . . Pleased..? to meet you. Why were you whiffing ammonia?

that's a good question

Professor: the reactants definitely create carbon dioxide! I am 100% certain that it’s not ammonia!
Me: Oh, sweet. Carbon dioxide isn’t particularly poisonous. Time to stick my face right into the opening of the test tube!
Professor: Just had a small sniff myself. It actually is ammonia. Sorry.

(x)

So this implies Particle Mare is a professor? I'm highly confused.

No she's the student. She took a whiff before the professor had a chance to say that it is actually ammonia. Great thing to do in a chemistry class.

ammoniaposting is my favourite meme

Sounds interesting. How does it work?

Ammonia is quite useful for sh!tposting. Not only can a quick wiff give you a high dankness (ableit temporary) boost, it's also a substitute for brain bleach in emergency situations.

Also, nice to meet you PEPSI MAN. Good on you for taking the initiative to understand the community better. I'm too much of a wuss to bother, and just try to slowly, passively gain that knowledge through diffusion or whatever word works best here. It has sorta worked-- I know who most of the talkitive board members as they are now, but the past doesn't get brought up that often, so I haven't learned many origin stories and the like.

She's a girl? Nobody ever told me how to treat girls. I don't know how to deal with this.

Particle Mare: an Overview

Joined: May 20, 2014 at 06:15AM EDT
Location: Middle-Earth/Narnia
Age: like 19 or some shit
Sex: yes plz ayy lmao Female
Height: I think she said something like 5'7'' or 5'9''?
Weight: 95 – 110 lbs. (based on her height)
Education: physics major? in like her second year I think?
Religion: Agnostic-Atheist
Sexuality: Asexual/Horsefucker
Attractiveness on scale of 1 – 10: way outta' anyone on KYM's league/10
Political affiliation: ReTrumplican

Bio from what I've pieced together: She lives in or near Auckland The Shire. Her dad worked under Vladimir Putin during the cold war, her mom is a religious extremist, and she has (two?) little sister(s). She's a former Nazi, later becoming a Republican. She worked/volunteered in a library, but has a real job now. Became the highest possible rank a mod can achieve (partially by harassing the admins) in a year and a half, and gained a fandom of thirsty neckbeards and 13 year olds. Once showed me (and a few others I assume) her face on the irc, if she trusts you she might show you. She still hasn't revealed her real name other than it's a color, I managed to figure out what letter it starts with based off of a a thing like this. Roarshack figured out her full first name.

Turn ons: Marilyn Manson, math, books, weed, science, politics, dank memes.

Turn offs: Tentacles.

He's a THIEF! A CRIMINAL! I want that wall crawler prosecuted, I want him strung up from his own web. I WANT PARTICLE MAAAAAAAAAAARE!

The party don't start until the Party Mare shows up at 4 AM asking people to help tag ponies.

…Or she's practically wasted from classes, in which case the party probably stopped a few hours ago and we can't get the lewdposters and shameless thirsty teenagers to go to fucking sleep.

Lady Particle Mare is a beloved goddess by the KYM community, she is the goddess of horses and political strife. Many men on this site claim that she is also one of the most beautiful goddesses on this site, (some claim rumors of being a sexually inclined goddess) and wish to be graced by her presence.

A slut

Wait a minute…there's a new Zealand now? Man, you stop paying attention for five minutes and everything changes.

Particle Mare is the most high God of Riff Raff and her bosom is its Holy Grail. She is the god that all Riff Raffers bow to and worship, whom all profess to be the creator of memes and entries

Riff Raff is the church of Particle where pious religious patrons give honor and praise to their god by way of making "threads" about her. In each thread, the devout must pay their honor and respect to the one high Particle by mocking her or shipping her or posting tentacle porn of her. It is believed that Particle enjoys this treatment masochistically

The Particletarian is run by the most high priest: Randomman. His sermons on Riff Raff are daily

Particle Mare and the vast biblical scriptures of her shippings were all written by her followers and prophets such as Prophet Cordyceps and Prophet ArchaicX

Particle is a myth perpetuated by the NWO

Let me see what I have on Particle
Real Name: [REDACTED]
Age: 19
Birthday: October 24, 1996
Sex: Female
Country of Origin: New Zealand Morder
City: Aukland
Religion: Roman Catholic
Sexual Orientation: Asexual, I think
Attractiveness: Dumb horse/10 How the Hell would I know
Occupation: College student and some other job, but wants to be a physicist
KYM Status: Ponyologist, Entry Moderator, Media Moderator
Likes: Mare-ilyn Mane-son, science, sounding smart, herself, Hitler, Nazis, ethnic cleansing, Donald Trump, Math, herself, causing drama, RTS games, inhaling all of the NH3, dank memes, dank weed(?)
Dislikes: Tentacles and me
Interesting Notes: Has legions of thirsty stalkers that she uses to boost her own ego and probably laughs at orphans

Ego bigger than anyone on here.

Sometimes necessary evil.

A moderator who has gained some followers, and that group can be best described by this picture:

a female brony? ON THE INTERNET?

thats pretty new for me.

seriously, i never met or seen female bronies except for pics major convention (also, anyone who uses the word pegasister needs to be kicked in the gonads. repeatedly)

Bronies are dead. The correct term is "brone".

Don't you mean "pegasister?"