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[Riff-Raff] Particle Mare inhaled ammonia and died

Last posted Sep 15, 2015 at 07:46PM EDT. Added Sep 15, 2015 at 12:36AM EDT
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Slept from the afternoon to midnight. Then I spent an hour sitting in the shower. Now it's 1:30 am, my stomach feels like it's liquid, I can't sleep, and my blankets are saturated with tears because I apparently cried my eyes out while asleep.

I wouldn't mind actually being dead right now.

are mares dieing

The question here is why she inhaled ammonia. Mare, you can't get high with it, that only works with Jenkem :/

Last edited Sep 15, 2015 at 12:50PM EDT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammonia#Toxicity

"Ammonia vapour has a sharp, irritating, pungent odour that acts as a warning of potentially dangerous exposure. The average odour threshold is 5 ppm, well below any danger or damage. Exposure to very high concentrations of gaseous ammonia can result in lung damage and death."

"…The toxicity of ammonia solutions does not usually cause problems for humans and other mammals, as a specific mechanism exists to prevent its build-up in the bloodstream. Ammonia is converted to carbamoyl phosphate by the enzyme carbamoyl phosphate synthetase, and then enters the urea cycle to be either incorporated into amino acids or excreted in the urine."

So unless you were breathing it with a medical mask attached to a can of the stuff, you shouldn't die.

Sorry to whoever is part of the 'gas the ponies' group. There are much better poisons you could have used.

Last edited Sep 15, 2015 at 01:10PM EDT

Z. wrote:

are mares dieing

The question here is why she inhaled ammonia. Mare, you can't get high with it, that only works with Jenkem :/

Professor: the reactants definitely create carbon dioxide! I am 100% certain that it's not ammonia!

Me: Oh, sweet. Carbon dioxide isn't particularly poisonous. Time to stick my face right into the opening of the test tube!

Professor: Just had a small sniff myself. It actually is ammonia. Sorry.

Particle Mare wrote:

Professor: the reactants definitely create carbon dioxide! I am 100% certain that it's not ammonia!

Me: Oh, sweet. Carbon dioxide isn't particularly poisonous. Time to stick my face right into the opening of the test tube!

Professor: Just had a small sniff myself. It actually is ammonia. Sorry.

You fucking idiot

Particle Mare wrote:

Slept from the afternoon to midnight. Then I spent an hour sitting in the shower. Now it's 1:30 am, my stomach feels like it's liquid, I can't sleep, and my blankets are saturated with tears because I apparently cried my eyes out while asleep.

I wouldn't mind actually being dead right now.

FUCK now I can't be a popular female mod anymore. Why'd you have to go and live you asshole. Die pls

Particle Mare wrote:

Professor: the reactants definitely create carbon dioxide! I am 100% certain that it's not ammonia!

Me: Oh, sweet. Carbon dioxide isn't particularly poisonous. Time to stick my face right into the opening of the test tube!

Professor: Just had a small sniff myself. It actually is ammonia. Sorry.

literally stop trying to be a scientist if you don't know the first thing about lab safety god FRICKING dangit

Particle Mare wrote:

Professor: the reactants definitely create carbon dioxide! I am 100% certain that it's not ammonia!

Me: Oh, sweet. Carbon dioxide isn't particularly poisonous. Time to stick my face right into the opening of the test tube!

Professor: Just had a small sniff myself. It actually is ammonia. Sorry.

Jesus Christ you are dense.

LNH wrote:

literally stop trying to be a scientist if you don't know the first thing about lab safety god FRICKING dangit

i'm only taking chemistry for as long as i have to

physics doesn't try to kill you. physics > chemistry


Jesus Christ you are dense.

I think getting poisoned has also cost me about 20 IQ points so i'm basically in the negatives now

Last edited Sep 15, 2015 at 06:30PM EDT

>covers up doing hardcore drugs with the excuse she "inhaled ammonia"

Cum on particle, the jig is up. We all know what you were up to. What was really in that test tube?
Memes? Ponies? Pr0nz? Pon3 Meme PORN???

Last edited Sep 15, 2015 at 07:47PM EDT
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