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You Laugh, you lose

Last posted May 22, 2010 at 12:31PM EDT. Added Mar 11, 2010 at 07:58PM EST
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The Machine is perfectly capable of emulating human behaviors such as laughter. They are quite simple in practice. We are still working on its properties as a reflex. It glitches terribly at times, leading to outbursts of riotous laughter among multiple ports at once upon something such as too much dust in the emperor's main vent.

There are other reflexes and sensations that were much quicker to master. Want to see what happens if you pet my tentacles?

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chainmail and sandpaper.

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. This is because he has every webpage stored into his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Last edited Apr 22, 2010 at 12:51AM EDT
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