Wise words of the moron.

1.)Have you ever poked an angry cat before?
2.)Falling awake….it’s not fun.
3.)Sure you can get it in, but can you get it out?
4.)If you’re ahead, but yet behind, are you nowhere?
5.)If you count your fingers, starting with your thumbs, and then a pinky, your fifth finger will be your middle finger.
6.) You’re he, I’m me, He’s she.
7.)You know what’s good news? ……..I don’t really have good news.
8.)Tripping up stairs, it’s possible you know.
9.)Cheese! Cheese for every one! No, wait. Some people may not like cheese. No. Cheese for no one.
10.)10!!!!!
11.) [insert witty saying here]
12.)Do it right the first time, SLOWLY.
13.)Wait? Was I just serious there… at 12. ? Nah.
14.)All for one and none for all!
15.)BOOM! Headshot!
16.)You know why the rich man wants money? Greed.
17.)Gah! There it is AGAIN!
18.)Wait? That’s NOT A CANIBAL!!!!!
19.)Your sane when you talk to yourself, you may want to see a doctor if you answer back.
20.)Sure he has a gun, but has he ever faced a wooden mallet?
21.)You’re doing it wrong.
22.)Is that safe?
23.)MUFFINS!!!!
24.)So…you found the pictures eh?
25.)As Barrack Obama said “It will be slow and hard to bring the economy out of recession” So basically, it’s constipated.
26.)Woah, I need to lay off [insert noun here], but I’m not going to.
27.)<n y0u H<k[-7 $p[-@K?
28.)They’re wiser if you read ‘em all now.
29.)There’s no use crying over spilled milk, ‘cause spilled milk is bad milk, so you might as well get a new glass!
30.)One should always celebrate when they reach the next page.
31.)So?
32.)Don’t we all?
33.)Waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka.
34.)Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo whaw whaw.
35.)Ooo, I’ll put that right in here.
36.)Why would I be addicted to only the greatest drink ever made by man?
37.)I can’t wait for that to come out.
38.)I can’t wait for that to come out.
39.)Double post. My bad.
40.)You can’t kill me if I kill myself first!
41.)Wait? What? I’m confused.
42.)All these buttons does not compute.
43.)“Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss