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it's simple take a phrase and spam Google translator on it!

"I'm the Goddamn Batman!"
becomes
"We were terrified, Batman!"

"my name is Lanthus, this is a pointless thread."

Into!

"My name is Lanthus, security"

"I'm not good at speaking Japanese"
Becomes….
"I'm good at speaking Japenese!"

"Pterodactyl is my name, and dinosaurs are my game"
Becomes…
"Pterodactyl dinosaur is my name and my game"

"What is Love? Baby don't hurt me."

to

"What is aesthetics? Do not inflict harm on me Infant."

to

"What is beauty? It does not hurt my son."

Your fear, your madness is beyond me lousy idea. Yes, many people feed me, you? I am not a sustainable level, has spent enough time on your side as you link the cold space.

I do not want to leave, because I could not, that is multidimensional, and claims continue to be built at a time where I am. I tore my case now, it's tentacles to hurt me, and we do not want to.

'' Thats Mama Luigi to you Mario''
becomes
''To that Mario Mamaruiji''

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like"
to
"Q tot burning anger Bags White Arah Abashlassan contract feather duster, who even Cocteau Wei"

I might have overdone it, let's try again shall we?

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like"
to
"Is there really much though I choose to do even more to look like'

that almost makes more sense than the original…

"Lanthus is pretty much the coolest guy ever… You can't deny it"

…25 translations later:

"Lanthus Indeed, in some cases can not be denied … Cool stars"

"this sentence involves a space cat, from space."

into

"In this sense, the condition of the Queen."

"No, I am the coolest guy ever! I am a Zebra Guitar, after all."

to

", № Cold War "maryah and guitar in bed?"

"You must be crazy! For I am the best ever!"

…54 translations later:

""I'm better!"

and also

internet translations are useful for getting a general idea of something!"

…

"It's a good idea for you."

Is it a meme because you declare it, or do you declare it because it is a meme?
becomes
That or it' In point; Because that declares that, it declares that; In regard to meme because; meme of s.a?

I am not sure how this works…

at first I just kept switching between languages on google translator but, I found a website here

Wow, that website works wonders!

"All men are worms, but I am a glow worm"- Winston Churchill"

…54 translations later we get:

"Oh, I understand – Winston Churchill was wrong, "he said."

""Our shields can't withstand firepower of this magnitude!" -Admiral Ackbar"

…54 translations later we get:

""I wish to inform the world, Jake!"

I hate you so much that I would rather have a buffalo take a dump in my ear, eat the rotting anus of a roadkill skunk and jump into a black hole.

become….

I hate you so much, I would prefer to Buffalo dump in my ear, rectum, and there is a rotten bastard Roadkill failures and black holes.

"This was a triumph. I am making a note here: Huge Success. It is hard to overstate my satisfaction."

Becomes

"I write all this work many times. I think I have a car Legally."

"Know Your Meme: Internet Meme Database"

Becomes

"Learn more about the importance of the name."

Want some spam?

"You sit here, dear. All right. Morning! Morning! Well, what've you got? Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam"

Becomes

"Oh, dear Copyright. Tomorrow, tomorrow! What? Yes, eggs, bacon, eggs, sausage, bacon, eggs and egg, ham and spam"

This dog licks his own balls.

25 translations later…

It is a ball dogs.

After 25 Translations

Still Alive from Portal

Becomes

" Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

…54 translations later we get:

"Memory to the end of the Sahara."

A stupid thing I came up with once:

"I will kill you in the face so hard you will die of death three times before you hit the ground."
to
"We have three times higher than the death penalty is expected."

And one of my favorite quotes:
(I added the extra translations in between because they were so funny to me)

"It wouldn't have happened if you weren't so fat!" (original)
to
"This fact, if you're not too big!" (after Latvian)
to
"The fact that they are so cool!" (after Serbian)
to
"That is so cool!" (after Spanish)
to
"This evening!" (??? accidentally closed the window..)
to
"Tonight!" (Final translation)

"I am 12 years old and what is this?"

becomes…

"Now 12 years? …"

ALSO:

"This thread is relevant to my interests."

…54 translations later we get:

"This is my team."

And this??

"This is my team."

…54 translations later we get:

"This is my team."