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Double Wiener Cousins
When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.
Double White Privilege
A white person who uses their white privilege to take a racial vacation to try to relate to or gain the benefits that can be gained from being part of an under privileged group while always having the option to be white again to benefit from the privileges of being white.
Double Whopper
(noun) A sexual situation involving four people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position similar to a sandwich. The two receiving parties are in the middle, one giving party is the top bun, other giving party is the lower bun.

Might as well bring this damn classic up:

Charizarding

When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You don't have have enough badges to train me"

Charizarding with Jenny was a night I'll never forget.

NASCAR
Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours.

Nothing can top the greatness that is Splenda Daddy.

Transformer-sexual
1.A person who is endulged in the TV/Comic Series transformer.
2. A person who only talks about transformers, and is single.
3. The annoying kid in the class who can't shut up about stupid robots.
Me: Your transformer-sexual!
Person: No I am not just Bumble is super awesome, wanna see my collection of him?
Me: No, go shove your flash drive up your ass.

post-post-modernism
The school of thought beyond that of post-modernism. Followed by post-post-post-modernism, which can either repeat back to modernism in a more "on-purpose"ful manner, or just make absolutely no sense at all. Ever.
Modernism: Writing something clever and witty on a billboard.

Post-Modernism: Writing the words "something clever and witty" on a billboard.

Post-Post-Modernism: Writing a billboard on some words.

Post-Post-Post-Modernism: Nailing a herring to a wall and punching it with a racquetball from 4-5 feet away while reciting Dostoyevsky quotes.

Chopsticks
Thank you for trying your nice Chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious historical and cultural.