It's basically advanced horoscopes.
Give me your birth date/year and approx time of birth and I'll post your profile.
Sun in the Week of the Pioneer: Less self-centered than other Aries, these individuals are more social in their makeup and can be true leaders. Highly inspirational, they follow their ideals and rarely compromise. They tend to make rules (their own) but also to break them (other people's). Highly protective, they are often seen defending and serving the needy. Their idealism at times makes them insensitive to other people's feelings.
Moon in the Week of Authority: Such individuals are not likely to know themselves well. Frequently, they cannot remember their dreams or really get in touch with their deepest feelings. They are too likely to burst out in anger or aggression at unexpected moments and to be at the mercy of their feelings once or twice a year. Learning how to know themselves better is essential for good health.
Mercury on the Cusp of Rebirth: A lively position, but not always an easy one to deal with. People with their Mercury on this cusp stir up the pot and are not always appreciated at more peaceful or laid-back gatherings. Constantly questioning and probing, they are a valuable asset to any professional group. In their private lives, it is important for them to keep their critical tendencies under control.
Venus in the Week of the Child: Not easy to reach emotionally, these people often build barriers between themselves and the outside world. Not comfortable in this week, Venus can create difficulties in relationships and make long-standing romantic partnership difficult to sustain. In matters of love, such individuals can be too passive at one moment, too active at another. They need to cultivate a better feeling for kairos.
Mars in the Week of Spirit: Mars is softened here and often its energies can be redirected to spiritual matters and non-physical pursuits. Putting their energies in service of introspection and meditation can have wonderful results and do a great deal to tone down and even eliminate stresses in their lives. They should be careful, however, of a tendency to try to convert others to their points of view.
Jupiter in the Week of System Builders: With this Jupiter position, good luck comes through structuring the daily life in a methodical and sensible fashion. Although care should be taken not to get locked into fixed attitudes which entirely preclude unexpected happenings, chaos management will generally prove beneficial. Working with organizations can also lead to success. Once structures are set up, risks may be taken and visions implemented.
Saturn in the Week of Youth and Ease: Either Saturn can enjoy himself and take a bit of a vacation from heavy responsibilities or one's abilities to relax can be impaired by thoughts concerning what needs doing. in either case, a balance should be sought between pleasure and work. This is quite possible and can lead to a more healthy personality which can function well on the job and on vacation.
Uranus in the Week of Determination: The determination of Uranus to follow a project through to the bitter end and never give up is typical here. Obstacles are simple circumvented or, when necessary, blasted out of the way. Surrender or admissions of failure are not an option. The force of Uranus may assume irresistible proportions here and revel in moving even the most immovable of objects.
Neptune in the Week of Determination: The determination characteristic of this week can be severely undermined by Neptune's dissolving influence. Such individuals can seem to make up their minds about something but then find the will to carry out their decisions slowly fades away. Thus they often promise much but deliver little. It is important for them to limit their expectations and those of others, and to keep their active imaginations under control.
Pluto in the Week of Charm: Care will have to be taken that the seductive powers of such individuals do not get out of hand. Outlandish dress, free sexual behavior, provocative verbal and physical expression are all part of the package. Parents will necessarily have problems with children having this Pluto position if they seek to oppose them directly and not take the time to understand them.
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If there are alignments that mean something in your chart I'll try to interpret. In mine, Neptune and Uranus are both in the Week of Determination, which means my motivation can be super bipolar and inconsistent. Someone who had more faith in these kinds of things would do a second chart for the day a big project starts (or something like that) to see what their motivation might be influenced by on that date. My Jupiter and Mars are in opposition, which can be interpreted as a need for balance between free flowing vacations and structured daily life, as well as a compliment between the two when they're in balance.