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Get her a subscription to a yaoi site.

yeah, girls love yaoi… much to my Chagrin.

Dildo

You could give her one of the most awe inspiring things in the history of mankind…

But you'll probably get her…

You could give her Karma

Like I just did for Turtle

Get her some cake.

Get her a simple necklace or ring, not too expensive, but not from the thrift store.

Guess what I got her?

I'm going to go with wedding ring.

^this

HE GOT HER A SAILOR TATOO?

A Cock Garage.

The AIDS vaccine?

All wrong

Her own meme?

A threesome with your dad.

Give her aids.

Lol, you guys are horrible!

Don't just buy her one cake, steal 40!

Teabags.

You gave her the rest of the money needed for her sex change?

Get her AIDS. She'll never forget.

What she deserves.

A big ball?

A big blue swirly ball

I have two of those in my pants.

Nope

Did you give her a knuckle sandwich?

Give her her parents in a chilli.

Give her something every woman wants.

Get her to make you one.

But srsly, just get her some flowers.

First you get a hammer, some nails, and lengths of sturdy wood. This wood will have to support her weight, so make sure the planks aren't too thin. Make a nice, tall cross, seven feet is a good height for this. Then, you find her and blindfold her, saying that she's about to get a surprise. Lead her to a nice, secluded area in the wilderness. Take the cross with you.

That's when you render her unconscious. I don't care how, just do it.

You should have her crucified on that cross you just built by the time she wakes up. Put the nails through her wrists, not her hands. That way, the bones will hold her there and she won't fall. Use chains to help reinforce if you're not too confident about the nails.

Take out the knife. Nice and large, but preferably not serrated so it won't get stuck in the flesh. Make a nice horizontal incision in her abdomen, but try not to puncture any organs. Take the rats you found earlier. I told you to acquire rats, didn't I? Well if not, there you go. Rats. Slip the rats one by one into the opening you just made. Then stitch it up. Don't worry about making the stitches perfect, you can always put the rats back if they escape.

Sit back, and relax. You can let the rats do their work, or you can play with some ordinary household chemicals if you feel like it.

This isn't /b/…

newfags will never understand HoH

Talking to someone who doesn't even post on /b/, yo.

Wats a b?

I'm a b.

God that should have replace the rick roll its so annoying.

A loaded gun.

wat

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Exactly.

This thread could of chose path A or B but it took path Z

Me and Sui can apparently derail everything.

If this derails then it will be the end of the interwebz as we know it.