I brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries
Like every year we start with A and end with Z
One, and a two
A is for Amber who refused the vax
B is for Billy who should’ve worn a mask
C is for Curt, partied at a gender reveal
D is for Daniel who installed 5G
E is for Epstein who didn’t do die
F is for Frank, ate a lemon and died
G is for Greg who walked a milk crate
H is for Heather who had taken the bait
One by one we bite the dust
Wipe our ass and slap our nuts
Pretend the airplanes are shooting stars
We all fall down
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You get dragged away in a coffin dance
Eternity in quarantine
We all fall down
I is for Isaac, violated the IPAA rights
J is for Johnny, hated the antichrist
K is for Kimmy who died in the riots
L is for Lana, got shot by a mango
M is for Mkrabs, OD’d on ketamine
N is for Nick who got Ivermectin
O is for Omniman who was dummy thicc
P is for Pat who went magnetic
Alrighty lads, all together now
One by one we bite the dust
Wipe our ass and slap our nuts
Pretend the airplanes are shooting stars
We all fall down
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You get dragged away in a coffin dance
Eternity in quarantine
We all fall down
Q is for Quentin who was pretty sus
R is for Raina, she died among us
S is for Stevie who got oof’d in roblox
T is for Tory, injected some chlorox
U is for Urich who glew in the dark
V is for Vanessa who worked at blizzard
W is for Will who got covered in oil
X is for Xavier who had taken the normal pill
Y is Yessy, was in tomato town
Z is for Zack who simply went
Full clown
Happy spooktober everyone