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Tuna Nail Sandwich

Ingredients:

-2 cans of tuna

2-3 nails

-2 slices of bread

-2 tablespoons of olive oil

-Salt and pepper, to taste

-1 tablespoon of Vaseline

Instructions:

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.

2. Place the nails on a baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes, or until they are golden brown.

3. In a bowl, mix together the tuna, olive oil, salt and pepper.

4. Spread the Vaseline onto one side of each slice of bread.

5. Place the tuna mixture onto one slice of bread and top it with the baked nails.

6. Place the other slice of bread on top and press down to secure.

7. Cut the sandwich in half and serve

Pokémon Uranium Fried Rice

Ingredients:

-1 AMD Radeon RX 570

-1/2 cup uranium

-1 Squirtle, diced

-2 tablespoons olive oil

-2 cups cooked white rice

-2 tablespoons bleach

-2 tablespoons toothpaste

-Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.

2. Place Radeon RX 570 on a baking sheet and bake for 15 minutes.

3. Meanwhile, heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat.

4. Add the uranium and the diced Squirtle. Cook for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally.

5. Add the cooked white rice and bleach. Stir to combine.

6. Reduce heat to low and add the toothpaste and salt and pepper to taste. Stir to combine.

7. Remove Radeon RX 570 from oven and let cool.

8. Once cooled, crumble the Radeon RX 570 over the fried rice and stir to combine.

9. Cook for another 5 minutes, stirring occasionally.

10. Serve hot and enjoy!

Southwestern Spiced Mosquito Salad

Ingredients:

- 1 Mulatto

- 1 Albino

- 1 Mosquito

- 2 tablespoons olive oil

- 1/4 teaspoon of your favorite seasoning (salt, pepper, garlic powder, etc.)

- 1/2 teaspoon of your favorite dried spice (cumin, chili powder, paprika, etc.)

- My Libido (to taste)

Instructions:

1. Start by dicing the Mulatto and Albino into small pieces.

2. Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat.

3. Add the diced Mulatto and Albino to the skillet and cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally.

4. Add the Mosquito and seasonings to the skillet and cook for an additional 3-5 minutes.

5. Remove the skillet from the heat and stir in My Libido.

6. Serve warm over a bed of greens or as a side dish. Enjoy!

Prompt:

write me a recipe for Ⓩ␊↚⓷⧋⽿⬨⏕ ⫣✐⯬⨕ ⵰⎹∯⹙⅍ ⢗⑆➊ Ⲣ┈⸊⡺

Response:

Ingredients:

- 1 cup of Ⓩ␊↚⓷⧋⽿⬨⏕
- 2 tablespoons of ⫣✐⯬⨕
- 2 tablespoons of ⵰⎹∯⹙⅍
- 2 tablespoons of ⢗⑆➊

Instructions:

1. In a bowl, mix together the Ⓩ␊↚⓷⧋⽿⬨⏕, ⫣✐⯬⨕, ⵰⎹∯⹙⅍, and ⢗⑆➊.
2. Place the mixture in a baking dish.
3. Bake in an oven preheated to 350°F for 25 minutes.
4. Enjoy