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The Backfire Game! A game of good wishes gone totally wrong.

Someone makes a wish, and you grant it, but twist it in such a way that the wish backfires on them.
Try to make them creative and crazy.

Examples:
"I wish I could get 20 Krama on every post I make on KYM."
Now backfire:
"Granted, but you get -20 Krama now."
Then you make your wish, and your fate is up to the next person. Wish wisely!

GO
I wish I could run so fast I could turn trees over.

Okay, but you need to put all the trees upright again to come to a stop again.

I wish I was smarter.

You run super fast and run the trees over. But you go so fast that you don't se where you are going and fall off the grand canyon.

I wish I could run so fast I could turn trees over.

Granted, but you will need to run that fast cause one random morning you will wake up next to Troll_Hater 3.0.

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a girl who lo0ked good, I would caller, wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala

Granted. But now your dirt poor and you have no where to live.

I wish I was a Mongoose!

Granted, but you can only be the bronze edition.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Granted, but you have to quit KYM.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener!!!

Granted. But you are now being eaten by me (No, this time it's not a gay joke.)

I wish I was a cuddlefish!

Granted. You die slowly and painfully for being out of water.

I wish I could achieve a sufficient quantity of desu.

Granted, but you are aware that desu backwards is used…

I wish I had a chikkin sammich and some wuffle fryz.

Sure hon, I'll make you that- WAIT A MINUTE,

Granted, but the chikkin is actually COW MEAT!

I wish I was Justin Bieber so I could end my career.

Granted but you get horribly molested by the fan girls and gay guys.
I wish my wish wouldn't backfire.

Granted. The universe explodes due to a paradox.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

Granted, but the wish that your wish wouldn't backfire backfires because you didn't make a wish, but it can't backfire. The only way to solve the paradox is for you to be destroyed before you made the wish. You turn from a simple troll to a pile of human limbs in a milisecond.

I wish I had the new Rise Against CD.

Ok but its broken.
I wish I was a super saiyan!

Yeah, but I got your tail!!!

I wish I could puke rainbows.

Granted, but you turn into the pink unicorn.

I wish I could wish wishes with a wish.

Granted but you can only ever wish for more wishes and nothing else. Ever.

I wish MLP would fall in a hole and die painfully and slowly so that the world will never again be plagued by such gayness.

Granted, but a new gayness takes it's place:

BRATZ

I wish I could wish upon a star.

Granted, but you turn into this star

“I wish I could get 20 Krama on every post I make on KYM.”

You shall get 20 ponies for every post you make.
I wish I was trolling ObL.

Sure, but instead Obl (old Butch ladies) will have their way with you in the end.

Wish Dane was here.

Granted, but he's straight.

I wish KYM would be like a g-6.

Now you have to deal with the TSA
I wish for an awesome ADVENTURE!!!

Proceed, yet your adventure involves being his younger brother Pete.

I wish someone would get that reference.

They do, but they're lurking and don't decide to respond.

I wish for Half Life 3.

Wish granted, but the disc breaks as soon as you put it in.
I wish I could do anything I wanted, without any negative results

Thats fine. But you only have 2 days to live.

I wish that I could make money sitting on my ass drinking beers.

granted. but you end up dying from drinking to much and not exercising.
I wish i could live in a big beach house in a tropical area.

Granted, but the house is haunted.
I wish to be God.

Granted, but now you have to put up with stupid southerners misquoting you.
I wish I knew what to wish for

You end up forgetting your wish.
I wish the legal driving age was 15. (inb4 someone says I die from driving)

Granted, but that means that the video for Friday is now correct.
I wish my TV has a virtual reality setting.

Granted. However the rapture thing turns out to be true so you can't enjoy it.
I wish I had a giant robot.

Granted. However, you spend so much time angsting and complaining and whining about your dad and how emo you are, you rarely have time to enjoy it or the hot girls in jumpsuits. And the ending makes no sense.
I wish I was Megaman.

Granted, but you are killed by Airman.

I wish i could live in Equestria as a pegasus pony.

Granted. But your so ugly, that everyone dies. THE END.

I wish dogs could speak English.

Granted, but you can now only understand Welsh.

I wish I could have a RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR.

Granted. But when you set it off you blast off into the sky and get hit by a DC-10.

I wish I could pause, play, and rewind time.

Granted, Expect every time you pause time you are paused as well.

I wish i had a profile image on KYM

Granted. It's pronz so you get perma banned.

I wish everyone wasn't suddenly orange juice.

Wish granted, annoying oranges everywhere.
I wish a fat guy would stop breathing on my phone.

Granted, it is now a fat woman.
I wish fiction was reality.

Granted. Now a slim guy is breathing on your phone. And is in a relationship with your sister.

I wish I owned all of the Fedoras on earth.

@ Natsuru Granted, but you barely qualify as a minor character.
@ RussianFedora Granted, but none of them are your size.

I wish I had a pet penguin.

Granted, but it eats your face off and burns your house down, and then flies into space and makes a nice log house on Betelguese.

I wish I could wish wishes wishingly wishful thinkingly T-72 Tank.

Granted, but that tank destroys your mind.

I wish I had pancakes. Warm, moist, delicious pancakes.

Granted, but you can't eat them.

I wish I had my laptop back, so I wouldn't have to use this super-slow computer.

Granted, but the Pancakes bring my mind back.

I wish I had combustible lemons.

Granted, but so have so many that you can't hold them all.

I wish I had a time machine.